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A New Bel Ami Trailer? Do Tell...

2011-12-22T10:57:00.000-10:00

Via Confessions of a TwiCrack Addict

1) Love anything involving this time period in Paris. 2) I adore Robert Pattinson. 3) I clearly understand why the female characters in this film fall in love with him. *Ahem*

Happy Holidays!!

True Blood For Christmas Ad

2011-11-25T09:28:00.000-10:00

Saw this on Vampire News and I cracked up. Everybody have fun shopping for Christmas!

EW Trifecta Awesomeness!!

2011-11-17T08:37:00.000-10:00

Can I tell you that I adore that picture above? Though Taylor's hand is slightly too close for comfort, the picture is the perfect capture of the trifecta and who they represent in the Twilight Saga. Bella leaning on Edward, while Jacob would seemingly try to cop a feel... Whatever, it's a cool picture!

If you want to check out other photos, I found them at Robert Pattinson UK

If you would like to read the article for EW because you're dying counting down the hours till Breaking Dawn comes out, then check it out here at Robert Pattinson. (Which is one of the better interviews with the three actors regarding Breaking Dawn.)

So I just have to say that I was able to see Breaking Dawn last night. Honestly, I was blown away at certain scenes, in particular the maternity scenes and the birthing scene. And that's all I'll say for now. Here's to Breaking Dawn's release!

Instagram Is My New Addiction!

2011-11-12T10:17:00.000-10:00

So it all started with Sam Bradley tweeting his instagram photos. I had no idea what instagram was, but suspected it was just a site that allowed you to upload photos much like twitpic. So I downloaded the app and ignored it.

Well, it’s a little more than that!

It’s actually a site that sucks you in and draws out the competitiveness in you. That’s right! It’s all about taking the most artistically stunning photos that you can possibly take with your iPhone, known as iPhoneography.

I have become addicted to this. I shit you not, I look at everything that I pass, as a photo opportunity. OMG, it’s a freaking disease!! Not only that, there are tons of great apps that allow you to take great photos with your phone and apps that allow you to edit them.

So here’s my question, who else is addicted to instagram and who’s on? Leave your user name in the comments and I’d love to follow you. Mine is suziesetz.

But if you’re new to it, let me just give you a few hinters on how to get started. First, download and create your instagram account using your iPhone.

Next, take photos! Here is a blog post that I stumbled on to find the best apps to use. Click next web. Just alone on my phone, I have ProCamera and Camera+ to take photos. If I want the photo to be black and white, I use MonoPhix.

For photo editing, I use FX Photostudio, Dynamic Light, and Picfx.

For fun, I will use ShakeitPhoto which gives it a polaroid feel (and you do have to shake your iPhone to produce the image. Cheap and fun!)

Once you’ve edited your photo, upload to instagram! That’s it. But, actually that’s not it! Now, you’ll find that you will become a fucking street correspondent, looking for the most obscure, architecturally significant photos you can muster.

Here are examples of my photos:

So if you are looking for a fun way to showcase your creativity, get addicted! It’s actually amazing how gorgeous some of the photos that are uploaded are. To think, all they used was a smart phone.

See you on instagram!

Have a great Breaking Dawn Inspired Week!!

Skarsgard Fans! See Melancholia Before Theatre Release!

2011-11-04T10:49:00.000-10:00

Ok, I just stumbled across this and thought I would share. The controversial film, directed by Lars von Trier is "On Demand". This means you can purchase this film for $9.99 and see it before it's limited release, November 18. Keep in mind that limited release means very selected theatres. It's possible that it may not even play near you, so if you have been curious about this film, it's a great way to see it.

Summary: Two sisters find their already strained relationship challenged as a mysterious new planet threatens to collide into the Earth.

Stars Kirsten Dunst, Kiefer Sutherland, Alex Skarsgard and Charlotte Gainsberg.

More Personal Photos of Sam Bradley

2011-10-12T12:55:00.000-10:00

So, last week I wanted to dedicate all my posts to Sam Bradley... Um, I got busy. But seriously, the main sewer line backed up into my house!! WTF?!

Anyway, besides my house being torn up, my film/lit class being extremely demanding and work being work... I still really want to show you my personal photos that I took of Sam Bradley while he was here. For those not familiar with his music, he is an amazing musician. Honestly, I’m not one to be blown away by any particular artist these days, but whatever Sam has, it’s mesmerizing. He’s truly a rising star.

So first, let me show you the video that I took of Sam. His original idea was to play the electrical guitar, solo. But, things didn’t work out and he ended up switching to his acoustic guitar, if I can remember, only after one song. Of course, I have that one song!! So without further adieu, Sam Bradley - That’s How Strong My Love Is

Next up, are photos from both Friday and Saturday night.

My friend Lori and Sam.

She lei’d him!

My fucking camera and it’s strong desire
to blur EVERYTHING!

Love his intensity.

Sam’s energy is contagious.

How cute is that whiskey lei?

Sam recognizing the beautiful, Chablis
and her efforts for bringing him out to Hawaii.

Sam literally does drink Whiskey which taste
like cat urine to me. Just saying...

My friends and Sam’s group having
drinks at an Irish pub. We shut this place down.
No lie, they had to kick us out.
Look at me and Lori trying to be all Englishman-like
drinking New Castle and Guiness.

Sam and I on Saturday before his gig
because my other photos of him the night
before clearly show we were drunk. Plus, I look like ass.

Lori’s daughter, Sam, Candie and Lori

I’m trying to explain something to Sam.

and Sam obviously can’t hear.

Sam’s like “I just want to dance now.”

Sam not quite dancing yet... Getting there!

There you go, Sam cuts loose in the background.

Btw, a few of these photos were taken by Candie as well. Thanks Candie for your awesomeness!! I won’t torture you with a thousand photos of Sam, you get the just of it... It’s just when you like a performer so much, you want others to like him/her too. Honestly, do yourself a favor and download Zuni (his album). It’s awesome!

Alexander Skarsgård Out Interview

2011-10-10T07:46:00.000-10:00

Recently, Out Magazine invited Alexander
Skarsgård to sit down and answer questions by both Out Magazine and Swedish director, Jones Åkerlund (Madonna's Ray of Light, Lady Gaga's Paparazzi, and Christina Aguilera's Beautiful)

Åkerlund: One thing I notice when I've been in Los Angeles and then come back to Sweden is that when I put on the TV and see a naked person, I go, "Whoa." It takes me a little bit of time to convert every time I come back. It's just two different cultures.

Skarsgård: And that always strikes me as weird because parents in the States freak out if their kids see a nipple or a butt cheek, but at the same time they're OK with their kids watching people bash each other's heads in with baseball bats. I notice in interviews in the U.S. all people want to talk about is nudity. You have a half-hour interview, and you spend 25 minutes talking about the nude scenes, and of course, if it makes sense as a scene, I'll do it. I don't even think someone -- some guy who doesn't know any gay people or black people, who may have all these prejudices -- if that guy watches the show and thinks, I really like this character, then you've done something pretty good.

Out: If you had to choose the greatest Swede of all time, who would it be?

Skarsgård: The actor Ernst-Hugo Järegård. He's been such a big inspiration in my life. He played the lead in Lars von Trier’s The Kingdom, the Danish TV series. And that performance was kind of when I knew I wanted to be an actor. It’s just amazing. It's similar to what Ricky Gervais did in The Office -- one of those characters that you just love to hate, or hate to love. You're not sure what it is, but you're just mesmerized.

Out: What's the thing you always miss when you're away from Sweden?

Åkerlund: Two things only: the change of the seasons, which are so extreme in Sweden, and my mom's cooking. Those are the only things I really care about.

Skarsgård: Also, I think part of the reason why there are so many musicians coming out of Sweden is you're encouraged to play an instrument, or to sing and be creative, from a very early age, and it's free. It's a combination of a good school system and the long, dark winters. Because that means people sit in their garages and play music for five months because it's too cold and dark to be outside.

Åkerlund: That's the boning season. [Laughter] And then it's spring, and that's also boning season. And summer's the best boning season.

Skarsgård: And that's also why we're so liberal and so cool with our sexuality -- because we fuck a lot [laughter].

Åkerlund: How much time can you spend playing the drums?

Skarsgård: When you're bored, just have sex.

To read the full interview, click Out Magazine

Interview and photos courtesy of Out Magazine (via askarswedishmeatballs)

Sam Bradley Video From “Live In Honolulu"

2011-10-05T17:50:00.000-10:00

This is just some of the video that I took of Sam Bradley this past weekend. Let me tell you, it is very hard to hold a camera still. Also, in Whiskey... That is my friend Lori screaming that makes Sam laugh. I freaking love her!

Day 2 of All Things Sam Bradley; My Artistic Pictures

2011-10-04T20:20:00.000-10:00

I told you. This week is dedicated to all things Sam... If you are saying Sam who, then you probably should click off this blog. I’ll start by just adding photos of my fun pics that I took at the "Sam Bradley - Live in Honolulu” set.

Friday night began with the arrival of a gang of us women at the Venue in chinatown located in downtown Honolulu.

The room was perfect, air conditioned with a small stage up front and intimate tables placed sporadically near the adequately sized stage that made you feel as if you could reach out and touch the performer as he/she played.

Eager to set our purses down, we quickly found our seats and this was the cute little reserved card waiting for me. Oh, this card came in handy later when I asked Sam to sign it.

Sam played an amazing set both nights and roughly consisted of 13 songs. Where my chair was placed on Friday night put me right in front of Sam’s mic. However, much to my amusement I also witnessed a woman swoop in front of me the first night to take Sam’s set list. “Oh,” I exclaimed. I never would have thought of it. Of course the second night, my friend Lori and I both had our eyes on the set list. This time as soon as Sam finished his last song and everybody clapped, I politely walked up to Sam and asked his if I could have his set list. He peeled it up and handed it to me, probably thinking I was a little weird for asking, rather than just taking it as other women would do. But I’m new to this intimate, concert scene--that’s not my style. Anyway, I’m happy that I did ask.

On Friday night, Sam and a few of his friends and my gang decided to head across the street to have a few cold ones at of course... an Irish pub. Because that’s what you do in Hawaii. Right? We’d thought Sam would like that. Now, let me first throw in one personal account here. Inside the bar, the place was packed. On Friday nights, Chinatown goes off!! Our group kind of just stood there among the havoc, not knowing where to sit. Sam finally came in after dropping his guitar off and asked why were standing. We explained that there weren’t any seats and Sam took off looking for stools. He had no shame asking people for their spare seats and literally one by one, brought us seats. It was SO chivalrous!!

Well, thankfully a table in the back finally opened up and we were all able to sit down and have a proper drink. Let me tell you, having drinks with Sam was hilariously fun. I’ll spare the details of our conversation because clearly we had one too many libations... And it was probably random as evidenced by his signature on my reserved card. Yes, that says “There is never...” and no I don’t know what that means, but I still adore Sam regardless.

Last, is a picture I took of Sam’s guitar with a lei draped near it. I can’t tell you how much fun I had seeing Sam play live two days in a row. Maybe it was just the fact that I was able to spend the entire weekend with my friends, maybe it was the fact that I got to have drinks with Sam. Either way, his music and his performance had an impression on me and I’m grateful for being introduced to his music. Thank you Chablis!!

Team Sam!

My Unedited Sam Bradley Interview

2011-10-03T08:56:00.000-10:00

This last weekend I was FINALLY able to see Sam Bradley live. Thanks to the promoter, I was lucky enough to catch him on both Friday night and Saturday night -- And I have to tell you that if you have never seen Sam Bradley live, you are missing out big time.

Sam is a musician that is talented beyond measure.... He’s a great recording artist but even better performing artist. And that is the truth. If I can persuade you to do anything this year, it is to turn your attention to Sam and his music. I think it’s become my goal to support him -- Twilight who? Rob who?

So this week, I will be dedicating my blog posts to Sam Bradley. To start, I thought I would post my unedited interview with Sam prior to his performance. (I wrote an article for a local magazine regarding his performance.)

Here is the unedited interview:

Have you ever been here to the islands? What prompted you to choose such an intimate setting and why?

Sam- No Never. What prompted me? Well the island and the promoter. Traveling is one of the reasons I love playing music.

So for those who are not familiar with your music, how would you describe it? And do you write all your own songs?

Sam- The ass in me would like to say that I play and sing my music and not describe it but… Its Americana ish. It really varies from song to song but that’s how its shaping up on the new recording. I write most songs. I have a really talented band and they are contributing more and more songs, which is perfect for keeping ourselves fresh as we grow. Hippie

I’m always curious to see what types of music musicians listen to. What’s currently on heavy rotation on your iPod?

Sam- Today I’m listening to James Hunter.

As a singer/songwriter, where do you turn for inspiration? And since you do travel and tour quite frequently, what do you do to keep those creative juices flowing?

Sam- I don’t turn to anything really. Never force it. Juices flowing? Pineapple?

I recently saw an interview with you back in May and noticed that you really do enjoy touring and being self funded, allows you the freedom to perform music the way you want. Why is this important to you?

Sam- It’s important to me because it is me. No point lying or pretending… Yet!

I have to say, I feel you’re under appreciated but have a strong core of dedicated fans that use social media to your advantage. Anything you’d like to say to them?

Sam- That’s nice of you. I have never looked at it like I’m under appreciated. Its just the beginning. I’m just working on reaching as many people as possible.

What can fans expect differently from The Venue play list; will you be showcasing any new material? Also, what would you say to those to encourage them to come and see you play?

Sam- I may play some new songs. I will be playing without my band so that will be different from my last tour. There’s nothing to hide behind. Not that that’s what I do but I will be naked. Maybe I’ll play naked or just beachwear. (I wear speedo’s)

What does the rest of the year look like for you? Do you have any projects that you would like to share? Collaborations?

Sam- I will be releasing some new music and there may be a duet on there. Haven’t decided yet. I just want to keep playing. Keep writing and to keep on making my way forward.

Alright, now for the fun stuff. What do you want to do while you’re here in Hawaii?

Sam- I want to drive around. Visit some beaches. Taste some food. Drink. Write. Walk. Really though that’s a question I should be asking you. (Btw, he did rent scooters and drove all over the island.)

Sam Bradley is the most personable musician that I’ve ever met and I can’t stress enough, how fantastic he is live. If you are not familiar with his music, click here to download a free copy of his hit, “Details”.

Team Sam!

50/50 Movie Review; Includes Bryce Dallas Howard and Anna Kendrick

2011-09-30T14:00:00.000-10:00

If you want to read my full review, you can see it here at I Adore Books and Film. But in a nutshell, this has become one of my favorite films of the year. It's a very heartwarming story that celebrates life. It's funny, touching and realistic. I really enjoyed this film immensely.

Also, Bryce Dallas Howard, who plays the girlfriend to Adam, (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), is perfect. Unfortunately for her, she does insincerity well. She's a bit of a bitchy, unsympathetic significant other but it makes Adam's journey so much more rewarding when he does finally surround himself with people who genuinely care. And then there is Anna Kendrick, who plays a pre-med student that councils cancer patients.

She's dry and witty, but hilarious funny against Adam's depression. I loved the chemistry and dynamics of her character.

If you are looking for a really well done film that will make you cry and laugh in the same two hours, go see 50/50. You will not be disappointed. Though I loved Woody Allen's Midnight in Paris, 50/50 is right there with it. Completely an Oscar contender.

50/50 opens in theatres today!

20 Year Anniversary of Nevermind to Chris Weitz's About a Boy

2011-09-28T09:09:00.000-10:00

On April 5, 1994, Kurt Cobain took his own life at his home that he shared with his estranged wife, Courtney Love. Considered to be one of the most iconic musicians of all time, twenty years later we reflect on the album that most of us Gen X'ers remember fondly; Nevermind.

As with any album so prolific, many articles showing appreciation this week will probably analyze the fuck out of the album, the fact that Cobain hated its marketability and who best produced a better version.

I'm not even going to subscribe to that madness. What I will share is my experience with an album that completely captures a very poignant time in my life. For me, this album is something that will always be near and dear to my heart, something that will always remind me of my troubled young adult years. As Kobain had a love-hate relationship with the album, I too, share the same sentiment.

Growing up in So. California, the late eighties were eclectic. Hip hop was defining itself (yes, in Junior High I remember Egyptian Lover being the hit!) and NWA was supreme (of course there was Boogie Down Productions, EPMD and a slew of other great acts, but this is not an essay on Hip Hop).

When I graduated from High School, I was introduced to the world of funk. Considering I loved Hip Hop and Alternative music (or back in the old school days, we called it New Wave. *I cringe at the name*), I had no problem accepting Red Hot Chili Peppers. It was 1991 and Blood Sugar Sex Magik had come out and I was being introduced to their back catalog of hits; songs like Higher Ground and Knock Me Down (Mother's Milk Album) had profound influences on me. I had found my calling, and it was in the form of four eclectic, tattoo'd band members. I soon found myself obsessed with their world and wanted nothing more than to move to Venice Beach and see them play at every Hollywood venue. I was a bit of a wild child back then.

But, during that same year something else emerged from the music scene. A more somber, darker music (if you really listen to it). It was raw and organic and called to another side of me. It was Nirvana's Nevermind album and the beginning of a short lived trend, we all remember as grunge (though technically grunge had been around in the Pacific North West for several years by this time). If you ask my husband who grew up in Orange County, he'd tell you he had been listening to Sonic Youth and Mudhoney before Pearl Jam, Soundgarden and Nirvana made it palatable. But coming from LA County, that was not the case for me (Plus there were way more hippy wannabes in Orange County than LA: Stinky,Patchouli, smelling rich kids that followed the Grateful Dead Circuit. And no offense if you were one of them, my husband dated one so I could give a shit about smelling like Humble County Weed.) But I digress.

The Nevermind album really sort of snowballed on my pysche. It was the perfect balance to all the Goth rock (Danzig, Jesus and Mary Chain, etc), and funk punk being put out in LA. (Plus, we will not speak of the early raves; that's a whole different type of music, but if you must know, NWA had a song that literally gave the directions one night to a hidden rave in LA. Quite a unique era, I must add.) There's something tragically sad in Cobain's voice, but something that also draws you in. I had found my ying, to the Chili Pepper's yang. Not to mention that I certainly had my share of partying, good and bad, and at times I found that the Nevermind album was very relatable. (I can remember just playing Nevermind on repeat, listening to every word of that album like it were the tick tocks of a clock.)

I think most of us that come from that era are disheartened when we think of it. For all the good music that came from that period, we lost a lot of talented musicians in the aftermath. Specifically speaking of grunge and its decline, I can just think of a few: Shannon Hoon from Blind Melon, and much later, Layne Staley from Alice in Chains and of course, Cobain himself. It makes me sick thinking about it.

But if Cobain were alive today, I'd like to think that he would be extremely proud of Nevermind. I think being older, I can certainly look back myself on the album, and say, "That was one of the fucking best albums ever made." For me, it has an emotional impact. It defines who I am now and the sweet son that I raised as a young mother. It's a part of my history and a part of my heart, and that's the bottom line. Now that my children are old enough to appreciate music, I am happy to be able to introduce to them Nirvana and the beautiful music they made together. My girls love Teen Spirit (of course they would. Right?)

Uniquely, I thought I'd add a little known fact here. About a Boy is a novel written by Nick Hornby and later adapted to film, by Chris Weitz (New Moon). In the book version, Will introduces Marcus to Nirvana's music which has a profound impact on the young boy whose mother is suicidal. In addition, his teen girlfriend also pays homage to Cobain by wearing a Kurt Cobain jumper. The title of the book and film, are modified versions of Nirvana's About a Girl song.

And speaking of About A Girl (off the Bleach album-I know, you'd think that I would choose a song of Nevermind), I think I will leave you with this.

It's very hard to put in to words how much I love this band and their music without sharing intimate details of my youth. But, I don't think I have too. All I can express, is the fact that the Nevermind album touched me and I hope for some of you younger ones, you'll be inclined to go back and discover it as well.

True Blood Finale And Next Season Thoughts

2011-09-15T17:48:00.000-10:00

First off, I feel so bad I couldn’t recap this last week’s True Blood finale but my financial analyst class was kicking my ass from here to Timbuktu and back. I literally was having nightmares of yields, cap rates, investment properties and cash flow models. Ok, I digress. But for those who have seen it, we can all agree there were definitely tons of WTFs. Am I right? It seems we lost characters and old ones reappeared. But what do we make of all the havoc?

To be honest the death toll was shocking. I have to admit I was a bit sad when Marnie/Lafayette stabbed Jesus. I sorta liked Lafayette having a love interest. Jesus is one of the additions that had tons of potential with his practice of dark magic. I’m panda sad. RIP Jesus.

“Lafayette is distraught,” Nelsan Ellis (Lafayette) says. “He wasn’t the one who killed Jesus, but it was by his hand. This is possibly Lafayette’s first real meaningful love, and he wasn’t strong enough to protect Jesus – even though Jesus has been able to protect him all season. It was a hard scene for me because I’ve been working with Kevin for two years and we’re best of friends. We’ve done some real intimate stuff … So it was hard really for me to stab him.”

A coworker of mine asked if Lafayette now possessed the dark magic since Marnie inhabited his body. That’s an interesting thought and I might be inclined to say yes. Remember, he was just sleeping upstairs in Sookie’s guest bedroom, so it’s quite possibly that Lafayette could come running down and perform some sort of spell on Tara.

But speaking of Tara, I was shocked that Debbie’s demise left Tara dead as well. In the book, it’s Eric that kills Debbie, is it not? So, this twist took me by surprise and shocked me that a long time character was killed off. As much as I don’t like Tara, I think I will be sad to see her go. UNLESS, she becomes a vampire!

“I don’t know what they have in store for next season. I haven’t seen any scripts, so I have no idea what’s going to happen. I’m either at death’s door, or I’m gone. That’s scary for an actor, but if my time has come, then my time has come – and what a way to go, saving your best friend’s life. It’s pretty cool that everyone’s going to be going, “Is she, or isn’t she?” I’m excited and terrified all at the same time. I could be a ghost, I could die – it’s in the hands of our wonderful writers and the creative mind of Alan Ball.”

I’m leaning towards Tara not really being gone. I think she’s at death’s door, but the key is, who will save her? Lafayette? Eric or Bill? Russell? Hmmm....

“Shooting that scene was very hard and emotional. I think everybody on set shed a tear that day; it was really tough to get through. When you see someone that you’ve lived with and breathed with for four years come to some kind of end, it’s very powerful – and sad. It’s really hard to play dead when you’re about to cry. All three of us went out afterwards – me, Brit [Morgan] and Anna [Paquin]. We had some food and kind of celebrated the end of a killer scene. Brit bites it too, so we were kind of just loving up on each other and supporting each other.”

Damn, now I feel sad. Tara, you were not my favorite character but I do hope you are not D.E.A.D. Actually, I hope you get turned into a vampire. You’d be kick ass as a vampire.

And really, that’s just the surface of my comments and questions.

1) What happened with the crystal meth gang from Hot Shot? Why is that literally what they are? A crystal meth gang? I just made that up, and then realized they WERE selling crystal meth. Fuck, I crack myself up.

You know next season cat woman is coming for Jason’s ass. And she will have to cat fight Jessica for him. How exiting....

2) AND Obviously, Russell is now loose and free due to the big hole in the parking garage. First, let’s listen to his theme song, shall we?

Russell has broken the “chains of love” and now he’s ready to fucking party!! What type of awesomeness will he get into next season? I think he will be like the Predator, and Eric and Bill will be like Arnold Schwarzeneggar, running from his little ass, covering themselves in mud.

3) Last, I present the biggest WTF moment from the finale. Pastor Steve Newlin showing up at Jason’s door with some new teeth. Steve Newlin is a vampire? How lame. He’s lame. Is he still a Christian? WTF!!!

And then there are the honorable mentions: Ghost Rene telling Arlene that Terry has some shit that will come back and haunt them--Pam breaking down over Sookie and her fairy vagina and Marnie saying fuck as she agrees to cross over to the other world.

I won’t even comment on Sookie deciding not to be with anyone. That ain’t going to last.

Best character all season: Pam and her one-liners.

Grossest scene: Eric sucking the heart like it’s a V8.

Best concept: Amnesia Eric.

So until next summer, waiting sucks! Any thoughts on next season?

Source: Inside TrueBlood

New Breaking Dawn Teaser Trailer!

2011-09-10T08:15:00.000-10:00

Yes, I’m still doubled up on class this week and next week which is killing me! Plus, work. Plus, movie reviewing obligations.... So! I will just leave you with this teaser trailer, that I’m sure most of you already saw yesterday. Frankly, it’s nothing to write home about. I’m not too excited about this teaser trailer. But it does feature a few new clips.

Thanks to TwiCrack Addict for the link.

Alexander Skarsgård GQ

2011-09-06T10:58:00.000-10:00

Due to the holidays, school and work kicking my ass... there will be no True Blood review this week. Sorry peeps.

But I will leave you with Alexander Skarsgard's "Behind The Scenes" video of his GQ photoshoot. Of course, I had to edit the music and added, The xx "Intro" (which I'm madly obsessed with!) Have a great week!

My Interview With Sam Bradley!

2011-09-02T17:36:00.000-10:00

Aloha everybody! I just wanted to direct you to my interview with Sam Bradley for Inside Out Hawaii Magazine. Sam will be performing for the first time in Hawaii on September 30 and October 1 at The Venue and I can’t wait to see him play acoustic. This will be a very intimate setting, with just gorgeous Sam and his guitar (no band).. And me upfront, smiling. To read my article, click Sam Bradley.

Don’t be jealous, but we get Sam just like this:

Have a great three day weekend!!

True Blood: Burning Down The House

2011-08-30T19:07:00.000-10:00

The opening of this week’s episode begins with the “Festival of Tolerance”. There are screams and people running, while the witches descend on Bill. Why is it so important for Antonia to kill Bill? I mean, such an elaborate plan to kidnap a vampire and then force him by magic, to kill another. Does Bill have a destiny that we aren’t aware of? Hmm... Yet, things are resolved when Sookie finally is able to stop Eric by using her powers, breaking the spell he was under. And I’m panda sad as I say buh-bye to Amnesia Eric.

Back at Bill’s compound, Jessica and Jason are having that awkward regret-after-sex talk. It seems that our boy is not happy with his decisions, and is feeling guilty about having relations with Jessica. True dat, it will break Hoyt’s heart. *Sighs* But can you blame Jessica for loving the pornstache? Come on! No one can resist Jason’s pornstache this year. Paired with a wife beater tank top and a tall one in his right hand. He’s fucking prime Bon Temp beefcake!

We then see Alcide driving a very ‘broken’ and ‘bruised’ Tommy. As I said before, I can’t be mad at him. He’s extremely stupid, but has a good heart somewhere in his hobbit little body.

But, we then flash over to Moon Goddess Emporium and see that Tara and one of the other witches is concocting a plan to cast their own spell. Doesn’t it suck being in a cult? Can’t leave when you want to? Yet, Antonia intercedes and begins to have an argument with her inner Marnie. I know, it’s weird.

Continuing on with Bill, it becomes clear as he argues with Nan that he’s not quite the dick that I had pegged him to be this season. And finally, a clear plan is devised. Kill the witch. But, as Nan and Bill discuss their next move, Eric has a sweet conversation with Sookie assuring her that he remembers everything and has not changed, only grown from this experience. But fucking Sookie has to mess everything up by admitting that she still loves Bill as well. She’s trying to make her dreams come true, I suppose.

Returning to Merlotte’s, Sam pulls up in time to meet Alcide with Tommy in his arms. This is an endearing moment, as Sam confides in Tommy that he has always loved him. Shortly after, Tommy dies. I’m. A little. Shocked!! They killed Tommy! I mean, I could have seen that coming by Tommy’s actions, but still, it’s always sad to lose a character on True Blood. RIP Tommy. I will miss your hobbitness.

Over at Jason’s house, Hoyt comes over to sing the blues. I suppose Hoyt has to try and make me feel bad for having those Team Jason/Jessica shirts printed. Well, screw him! But... Then Hoyt starts crying and I’m all like, fuck... Really? It is safe to say that this relationship is over, wouldn’t you say?

At the Bellefleaur home, Andy is finally confronted by Arelene and Terry with an empty vile in their hands. And the entire world is thanking them because Andy on V, is soooo annoying! Yes, somebody send that bear to rehab! Ala, crazy-ass Terry style! And just as I suspected, Terry get’s all militant on Andy’s ass and drags him out to an old fort that the two used to play in. It’s a place where the two hash out old memories, shoot some empty cans and eventually brings a submission of defeat from Andy.

In the mean time, Sookie and Jason warn Lafayette and Jesus of Bill’s plans to blow up the Moon Goddess. It’s here that I start to suspect that Jesus will have more to offer, now that he has channeled something darker when he was in Mexico. How this will pan out in the last few episodes is actually exciting to me. But as we see, Antonia and Marnie are conflicted in their goals. Antonia is having second doubts while Marnie is ready to move forward. It’s clear that Marnie doesn’t just hate vampires, but most people too. The combination of the two, could prove to be lethal. They hate everybody!

But now, just out front is Jason, Sookie, Lafayette and Jesus. The calvary has arrived! Understanding that Marnie is not in her right mind and clearly not held captive by Antonia, Jesus decides that he should be the one to approach the Moon Goddess in an attempt to talk to Marnie. But the store is protected by a spell, forcing Jesus to have to walk through it with all his might. While he musters through, we get a quick glimpse of a Nacho Libre... And then he succeeds and bust out on the inside. Holla, Jesus is the man!

Over at Alcide’s house. Yes, Alcide’s house!! Not Debbie’s, Alcide’s! - Debbie is smoking pot, talking nonsense and sitting extremely close to Marcus. We all know what’s going to happen next. The whore will hook up with “a different wolf”. But simultaneously, Sam and Alcide storm Marcus’s motorcycle shop looking for Marcus, pissed that Tommy was beaten to death. It seems that Alcide has changed sides, and clearly, taking this stand against his pack leader will lead to very bad things.

Inside the Moon Goddess, Antonia is impressed that Jesus is able to channel his inner Nacho Libre. But, she does not waiver. However, Marnie emerges temporarily and assures Jesus that everything is fine and exactly how she planned. She shows Jesus their captive vampires, while Tara and the other witch cast a spell to break the spell keeping them hostage. While Tara and Holly run out, Sookie and Lafayette run toward them and Antonia zaps them gone. Where the fuck did she get that power from, huh? Bitch please, why didn’t you just make the vampires disappear if you could make people disappear all along?

But, I should add that while all this is going down, Terry and Andy are still at their childhood fort, clearing the air of all their turmoils and troubles. Andy vows to stay clean and Terry forces him to walk home as the first step to recovery.

We end with a kick ass rendition of Talking Head’s Burning Down The House and a shot of our foursome: Bill, Eric, Pam and Jessica, aka The A-Team (A as in AWESOME) dressed in black, headed to battle the witches. Obviously, shit will go down next week. Are we ready? Only two more episodes!

And here’s your sneak peek of next week’s episode:

Peter Facinelli's Loosies

2011-08-29T14:17:00.000-10:00

From our own Peter Facinelli, comes a film called "Loosies", written and starring our beloved papa vampire. Honestly, I didn't know Peter wrote; how completely bohemian of him, he's so multi-talented.

The summary reads: A young pickpocket in the New York subways, living a fast, free, lifestyle is confronted by a woman whom he had a one night affair with, she informs him that she is now pregnant with his child, he must now choose between continuing the lifestyle he lead or take responsibility for his actions.

There doesn't seem to be a release date for the film as yet, but we give Peter much props for producing, writing and starring in his own project. With that much backing, we can only assume that he is very passionate about this story.

Recently on facebook, a few stills were released from the film but one in particular caught my eye.

Dayum! When is this moving coming out?

I definitely say put this on your movie radar!

Happy Birthday Alexander Skarsgard!!

2011-08-25T11:26:00.000-10:00

Happy Birthday Alex!! That's right, today is our sexy "True Blood" vampire's real life birthday, who's turning 35. And why do I love Alex so much?

Video source: Vidliciousbabe

True Blood: Let’s Get Out Of Here Recap

2011-08-22T20:42:00.000-10:00

This week’s episode begins with Alcide rushing Sookie home, only to be met by Bill who tries to feed her his blood. She’s been shot... And I can’t help but think, “Nooooo! Not Beel’s blood!!” I suppose, if I had to choose between life and Bill’s blood, I’d choose Bill’s blood.

*Sing’s theme song*

At the Moon Goddess shop, Tara and a few others question Antonia and her intentions. Frankly, this is a little to late, dontcha think? I mean, let’s just analyze this. Marnie is fucking possessed by a very old spirit that hates Vampires. Bitch. Ain’t. Going. Anywhere. Antonia screams, “My name is Antonia,” and holds her coven of witches hostage. *sighs* Are witches that easy to kidnap?

Back at Sookie’s home, she begins to wake, healed and worried over Eric. This of course, hurts Alcide’s feelings and our cute, little wolf trotts off pissed. We can see, Bill looks slightly hurt too as the only thing Sookie can think about, is finding Eric. If you had sex with that Viking God-like creature, you’d be out there looking for him too.

At Luna’s home, Sam and his girlfriend decide that a camping trip is exactly what one should do, after being threatened by an ex. This feels odd and out of place, but Sam is desperate to get his girl and her daughter out of the house, helping them escape their feeling of being trapped by Marcus. We’ll excuse Sam for his randomness.

Over at Debbie’s, there’s nothing like sulking in bed watching “Cheaters”. When Alcide finally comes home, she pretends to be asleep, even when naked boy climbs into bed. Yeah. I know, completely unrealistic. But, as she continues to feel jealously, her eyes light up all cat like, even though she’s a big bad wolf. This let’s us know, it’s fucking on. Debbie is a dick. Heed my warning.

At Bill’s, Jessica cries and cries over her boy troubles to the point that she has annoyed Nan. When Bill arrives, he informs her of the mess they are actually in and the three, much to my chagrin, bind themselves in the basement with silver. Then the banter begins between Nan and Bill... Blah, blah, blah. Something about a “festival of tolerance”.

When Hoyt wakes up to that annoying, ass ring tone we see that 1) somebody likes them some Taylor Swift and 2) Hoyt lives in the home of our ghost, who now resides in Lafayette’s body, and has decided to come home. But Hoyt calls Jason, and a frantic Arlene, Terry and Andy rush out to retrieve the infant. On a side note, this whole thing with Andy using V is wearing thin on me.

BUT flash to a sexy fucking Sookie dream: It’s a Bill and Eric sandwich and I absolutely think this entire scene is hilarious, awesome and hot! Well, played Alan Ball, well played. As Sookie said, “This is my dream. So both of y’all need to shut up and listen to me.”

At Merlotte’s, our evil little hobbit, Tommy is up to no good and takes it upon his hobbit self to piss off the werewolf ex that is barking up Sam’s leg, looking for him. I assume this means, game on. Tommy is also a dick.

Back at Hoyts, Andy and Jason attempt to get the baby but to no avail. What is a ghost to do? Strapped with a gun, possessed Lafayette begins to fire upon our two cops, forcing them to run back out empty handed. But Terry and Arlene show up and Terry is about to go all “Vietnam” on Lafayette’s ass but is wrestled back to the ground by Andy. This is the beginning of something between the two men, but in the scene, it’s just Andy’s fat ass forcing Terry to lay down flat. Obviously, mean words are exchanged here that will carry on to next week.

Next we check in on Sam’s cozy little camping trip... And Luna's little girl is mesmerized by wild rabbits. Ok, we’ll let that one be. She’s cute, young and looks like Dora the Explorer. Let’s not make fun of her now, children are off limits here.

Back to Sookie, “I think I’m in love with both of you.” Oh dear god, she wants both of them to be hers. HELL YES! I don’t care if Bill’s doesn’t share. I want Sookie to have both! Then she wakes up and realizes she had a fuckawesome dream. Is it just me, or is this season turning out to be my favorite?

But unfortunately we catch a flash of Debbie purchasing V, which means she’s using again. She needs to go to Celebrity Rehab and meet w/Dr. Drew. First off, she needs to go get help and not actually be in a relationship. Wait, are there rehabs in True Blood for supernatural beings addicted to V? *runs and googles that shit*

At Hoyt’s, we are now in a hostage situation, not to be confused with a Mexican stand-off, when Jesus arrives. He carries with him, those gorgeous blue eyes and a bag full of sympathy for our dearly departed. He is the voice of reason and tries to plea with the ghost to let him help her understand what has happened in her life. I love Jesus. This story line is chopped up between other scenes, so I’ll try to add my thoughts here. I think this story turned out, irrelevant, but interesting. Really just a testament to how powerful Lafayette and Jesus are as a duo. We finally get an understanding of what happened to our young, mother; murdered by her lover, Mavis simply wants to know what has happened to her baby. Come on! That’s panda sad!!

At Sookie’s, Debbie shows up and somehow is able to clear her conscience enough, to convince Sookie that she is there to help her with her troubles. The two are not BFF’s, but they are working on it. Honestly, would you be friends with Debbie? She’s all twitchy and shit. No thanks, she smells of deception if deception had a scent.

But because Alcide is upset at Sookie, decides to offers his allegiance to Marcus to please Debbie. In return, the pack leader asks Alcide to stick around... Or kick the shit out of Sam whenever he shows up. “Boo” on the wolves and their overpriced, Motorcycle repair shop! I know they’re charging me more then they are their canine friends. Fuck them. I’ll take my business elsewhere. I’m sorry, I digressed.

Again, we are back at Hoyt’s home and Jason and Hoyt have been digging for hours until they stumble upon bones. Let me tell you, I rarely get moved to tears... But in this moment, I actually did tear up. It’s truly a tragic story, and though I wasn’t impressed by the special effects used to create the illusion of Mavis’s spirit leaving Lafayette’s body; I still loved the entire story. To quote Lafayette, “You got it bitch.” And we have resolution on the burnt baby doll. Let’s hope we never see that hideous doll again. Dolls are evil! People, haven’t you learned by now? Toys that come to life, are like Toy Story. Dolls don’t come to life, they just eat your soul. Like Coraline, and other bewitching stories. They should be banned!

Back to our wonder twins: Debbie shows up to the Moon Goddess’s shop and persuades Antonia to open the door. She pretends to offer up the support of the local wolf pack, while Sookie tries to save Eric. But, fucking Tara has to ruin it and strangely, also helps Sookie get out of a very bad situation by falsely shooting at her while telling her where Bill is at. Side note, Debbie rats out Sookie to Antonia. Oh, Debbie. We have our eyes on you.

Unfortunately, the witches have not deviated in their plans and as we find out with Eric’s admissions, intend to use him to kill Bill.

This time when we are at Hoyt’s, and the two are discussing Jessica. I love the box titled, “For you, Monster.” Honest to god, I can’t stop laughing at this. Hoyt tells Jason that he needs to bring her box of stuff to her, if he were a good friend. Tell him Jason, “I’ll show you good friend!" But poor Jason obliges.

Up next are a few quick intermingled flashes; Sam and his girlfriend, Luna having relations in their tent, while Tommy/Sam is getting the crap kicked out of him at Marcus’s motorcycle shop. I honestly, do not know why Tommy felt compelled to take a beating, but I can only think that Tommy thinks he’s making amends.

And for the love of God, Jason and Jessica are now giving in to their compulsions, having sex to Taylor Swift’s song Haunted. Can I please say it? Team Jason/Jessica!

At the Festival of Tolerance, we see the witches' plan come in to action and end with Sookie yelling to Bill to run while Eric races toward him. And the shit will have to hit the fan next week.

Run, Bill, Run!!

3 Episodes Left!

And here’s you sneak peek of next week’s episode.

True Blood: Spellbound

2011-08-15T18:45:00.000-10:00

This week’s episode started where we last left off; Jessica. While the witches chant, Jessica is slowly being lured out to the brightest glare, I’ve ever seen... Until we hear that sweet, sweet voice. I knew our Jason Stackhouse would come through!! Low and behold, Jason tackles Jessica to the ground and though she almost bit him in a blind rage, awakes from her trance and kisses him instead. Because that’s what you do when your face has been burnt off. You make out.

Yet, still strapped to his bed, Bill screams in a panic for Jessica worried that she has met her True Death. Eventually, Jessica is carried down to the cell by Jason and with Bill’s recommendation, re-tied with silver. Btw, I love the pep talk that Jason gives Jessica in this moment... Again, Jason rules.

At the wolf base camp, our pack leader is giving a speech to his members about the spellbound vampires and his decision to keep out of their conflict. “Those witches are fucking idiots for getting mixed up in vampire shit. Because those dead fuckers are hard core...” I have to clap because this is elegantly said. I think the next time I’m forced to make a speech at work, this too, shall be how I start mine. “Because they are fucking idiots...” It’s catchy, isn’t it?

Sam visits his girlfriend, begging for her forgiveness. All it takes is little Dora the Explorer, to venture out and ask Sam to stay and play with her. All is good...

At Sookie’s house, she rips the silver chains off Eric’s neck and offers her blood to help him heal. Brave girl, considering fairy blood is like a margarita with patron to Eric. But, he controls himself and is now even more bonded to his lover. In return, he offers his blood and tells her, “We will be one”. Sookie drinks it and I just about died. Strangely, that was very erotic.

We then flash over to Jessica, who is... having a fucking disturbing dream about killing Hoyt and having sex with Jason out front in his truck.

Back at the vampire crime scene, Andy is eyeing the pile of vampire goo, thinking that he really would like to lick his sweet tongue all up in its business. That is, until Jason scolds him. Then Andy replies, “Jesus, tits and God America, Jason. What the fuck is happening to me?” Dude... Did Andy just say dude? But, we scan over to a news camera crew interviewing Maxine until Bill shows up. Yup, and he’s got one mean press release ready... Laced with glamour!

Again, we are back at Sookie’s and we now have our infamous shower scene. That was too PG-13! Where’s the x-rated version? Btw, I have to mention here that Eric has not one single hair on his body. Gorgeous. Oh, but guess what happens while Eric and Sookie are naked in the shower? It begins to snow and our two snow leopards are now transported to Narnia, where they make magical love on a bed out in the middle of the forest. Lovely.

Now, while Bill is giving his press release on the news, Tara is being schooled by Antonia. For the love of God, if she uses the high horns to point one more time... I’m going to break those two fingers off her hand. Not really, but I digress. But in this moment, Tara picks up the phone to hear Bill on the other line. She puts him on speaker phone and he begins to apologize for all the atrocities committed by vampires. He arranges a meeting at midnight in the cemetery. Right! Because everybody who wants to have a civil meeting, arranges it for midnight in a cemetery. That sounds safe to me.

Suddenly, we get a quick flash of someone breaking into Maxine’s home. It’s the shapeshifting hobbit!! Now, all together... “Why can’t he just be good!!”

Alcide and Debbie are still hanging out at the pack get together, hanging out by a trash bin on fire. Let me just say, Alcide is the hottest wolf at this party. Those are some ugly fuckers.

Another flash... We’re back in Narnia and Bill and Sookie are still lying in bed with fur covering their snow covered bits... Isn’t it wonderful in Narnia? All they need is a tray of Turkish delights and they are set.

At Merlotte’s, we see that Arlene’s baby is still being allowed to have that dingy, burnt ugly baby doll in its play pen. And you guessed it, then appears the strange female ghost singing in French. That is, until Lafayette stumbles back into the kitchen. I think it’s time that we start to get more back story on this ghost. Let’s hope we find out soon how she will tie into all this havoc already going on.

Out front, our shapeshifting hobbit, Tommy has transformed into Maxine and is selling her gas rights. I knew this would happen. In actuality, Tommy being able to shape shift into any human is very dangerous. I’m wondering if Tommy will survive the season.

At Hoyt’s, Jessica finally comes home and in a conversation gone very bad, breaks up with Hoyt. He begins to vent, and you can’t blame him. But Jessica is distraught because this not going down like her dream, where Hoyt begs for her to stay and then she smashes his head in. Don’t you hate when you don’t get your way?

Back to our snow leopards, who are now happy in bed back at the home; Sookie explains to Eric his obligation to assist Bill with the witches. And at the same time, Alcide is warned to stay out of the conflict... But how can he, when he knows something major is going to go down. Decisions, decisions!!

In the mean time, Lafayette becomes possessed by our female ghost and we are finally privy to her story; a sad tale of a black woman who had an affair with a married white man, who killed their child to keep their secret affair hidden from his real life. I think we can see why she has been attracted to Arlene’s baby. Yikes!

The next few scenes are very quick: Eric and Sookie go to Bill’s to offer their help and Sam meets the creepy, werewolf pack leader who happens to be the father of his girlfriend’s daughter. Yes, I cannot remember his name for the life of me.

But wait... Jessica shows up at Jason’s house and he wants no part, taking back his invitation which shoots poor Jessica out the door. But Jason, I already made t-shirts that say, “Team Jason/Jessica”. What the fuck? Anyways...

Possessed Lafayette, kidnaps Arlene and Terry’s baby, while also stealing Andy’s gun. I do not like this. I’m worried about the gun and worried that she may want to sacrifice the baby to bring back her deceased child's soul. Let’s hope I’m just over thinking this plot.

At the cemetery, things go awry between the vampires and witches and a fight breaks out with Bill getting bound, Sookie getting shot and Eric coming under possession of Antonia’s power. This is where I scream at the television, “Get your fucking hands off my Eric!!” And, yes. I did scream this. Ask my husband.

And finally, Alcide picks up Sookie and transports her off. Wow! What an episode. Well, until next week, I will leave you with this preview clip.

So: What about Arlene’s baby? What about my Eric? Where is Jesus? OMG, I have so many questions!!

Bella and Edward’s Wedding Party: Lori style!!

2011-08-15T07:45:00.000-10:00

If you recall, Bella and Edward’s wedding was August 13 at 5:00pm. A date that would no doubt, go unnoticed for the novice fan. Well, not my friend Lori, I tell you. Lori is a party in human form. Both her and her daughter share an undying devotion to the novels and celebrate their passion for the series by having events where friends and friends of friends, can eat, bond and laugh. I honestly, adore this group of women. And so we celebrated this past weekend.

In addition, this was the first time that I was able to bring my daughters... Something that I’ve wanted to do for a long time. Truth be told, both my daughters introduced me to Twilight, so it only be fitting that they start to attend and share my experiences. (You can read a short post I wrote back in 2009 on my discovery: A Tale of Two Thieves.)

When we first arrived at Lori’s house, we were greeted by the happy couple (though honestly, they look miserable in their cut-outs.)

You could take photos of them if you wanted to. Or maybe just Edward, your choosing. The event was family style potluck and I made my famous pasta salad (which is really spicy; I overheard a lady saying that when she ate it. Ooops. My bad.)

Some of the gals came with headpieces; here’s Lori, all smiles, front and center. Btw, Lori is the one that was interviewed in Vancouver on the local new station... The only one, besides her daughter that was from Hawaii. Of course it was Lori!!

After everyone settled, we played trivia (which I absolutely suck at) and finally ate.

These cupcakes were made by Lori’s daughter. They were too pretty to eat, but if you insist... I have no problem eating Jacob’s face off.

After trivia, we then toasted the couple; Champagne and apple cider for the kids. Below is a picture of my real life Bella, my daughter Noelani. She doesn’t mean to, but dresses just like Kristen: skinny jeans, converse and a faded tee. Actually, I think that’s the standard attire for all young girls. Wait, don't I dress like that? Hmmm....

Once it got dark, we then ~~attempted~~ played Bunco. For the love of God, I just did what I was told. Have you played? It’s a mad house!! But tons of fun and a great game to play when you have a large crowd. I won’t even begin to explain the rules, just trust me on that.

This Edward has taken photos with MANY

people.

Last, Lori then cut into this beautiful red velvet cake that her daughter spent all day baking. Btw, this was Melissa’s first time making a wedding cake. Not bad, huh?

When everything was all said and done, and everyone was happily fed, Lori then played Twilight on her outdoor movie screen. She is ever the gracious host. I wish I had more photos but I was too busy talking and eating. But honestly, I just wanted to share a little of my weekend with all of you. As I left, Lori talked to me about having a Twilight scavenger hunt next month and then a Bachelorette party in October; possibly a limo party. If I haven’t said this enough; Lori is not human. She’s an alien from the planet of awesome festivities... I love her!!

Happy Monday and check back here tomorrow for last night's True Blood recap; the good, the bad and the ugly--You love it!

New True Blood Preview Clips From "Spellbound"

2011-08-12T10:13:00.000-10:00

Marcus addresses his pack:

Bill issues a statement:

Antonia reveals her plan to Tara:

The next episode airs this Sunday, 8/14 on HBO!!

New Breaking Dawn Photos! Me LOVES!!

2011-08-11T09:59:00.000-10:00

Thanks to Robsessed for these beautiful images--stills and interview courtesy of EW.

I absolutely love the photo above. First, I must say that Kristen has an amazing body. Those bottoms are pretty hot on her little toosh. And Rob looks absolutely handsome, as my gorgeous smiling Edward Cullen. It's nice to see him smile, rather than look constipated.

This photo looks like it could just be a picture of Rob and Kristen. Again, she has a great body. I'm seriously excited for Breaking Dawn!!

So does anyone know what this Saturday is? It's Bella and Edward's wedding date!!

I'll be heading over to my friend, Lori's house to celebrate. They have a cute little event planned. Pictures to come!!

My Thoughts on True Blood: Epi 7

2011-08-08T21:14:00.000-10:00

{You know the drill, I recap as I watch. It’s randomlicious!}

This week's episode opens with possessed Marnie, aka Antonia luring a human security officer into her cell and using her vampire puppet to glamour the poor woman into divulging the code. All we need to know is Antonia is back, baby. She's back. Btw, who employs humans as security guards in a Vampire complex? Just saying...

Roll opening credits! *Dances to the theme song*

Up next, we see Pam is pissed and about to kill Tara until the town peeps catch her out in the back parking lot of Merlotte's, snapping away like "Papa... Paparazzi....” This obviously foils her plans and Pam gives Tara a “death” rain check. Pam is not someone you want to have on your bad side.

Flash to an angry Lafayette and Jesus who confronts his grandfather after he finally comes out of his bedroom. Dude, grandpa was only fucking his wife. Enough said. But wait, the point to the madness is that Lafayette needed to understand that he has the power. He is a medium.

Still in the woods are Debbie and Alcide, in the process of being initiated into their new wolf pack. After Alcide wanders off and mopes, Debbie tries to cheer him up by agreeing to go into the woods and look for Sookie. But what do they stumble upon? Sookie having sex with Eric. Those two wolves have to be the lamest two wolves ever. Did they not smell pootang in the forest?

At Bill's compound, he is warned and then shot by Antonia's vampire puppet. Before Bill is able to kill him, he whispers... “Resurrection”. If you were sending vampires to their death, shouldn’t your threat be something like, “You fuckers will pay!” That seems more poetic, if you ask me.

Back to Tara. In a heartbreaking moment, and yes, I say heartbreaking because the poor woman can't catch a break; she is forced to push her girlfriend away. It's really the only way to protect her because as Tara notes, everybody she's every been with has been killed. Tara really is a bad girlfriend to have. She just wreaks “murder and maenads”. Stinky Tara.

At Jason’s pad, he is doing some freaking crazy, P90X hand stand push ups. All I have to say, is that damn boy is freaking HOT!! But, somebody's at the door. Oh, look! It's Hoyt. So who's with me on this? Are we Team Jason/Jessica? or Team Hoyt/Jessica? Think about it...

Speaking of Jessica, Bill is explaining to her the return of Antonia and the danger she poses as her only goal is to spellbound all vampires and lure them out to the daylight. Basically finish what Antonia started in 1610. I'm telling you, this chica has held a mean vendetta for a long time. But Bill has a plan; to have every vampire bind themselves to their sleeping quarters with silver. It is their only hope.

Flash to some hot ass naked sex!! Can we get some more Eric grunts? And Eric and Sookie doing it doggie style was so freaking hot, even my husband looked up from his book. But, not to be distracted from their hot ass sex; Eric has the most beautiful conversations with Sookie in this compromised position. I love how concerned he is with the thought that when his memory returns, will she still want him? Hey! If she doesn't want him, I'll take him!! Amnesia Eric, or Pillaging-Viking vampire Eric. Both work for me.

Over to Pam, whose getting worked on by that one creepy doctor that worked on Sookie when she was scratched by a manead. She screams "You fucking cunt! I'm going to shove my fist up your ass and use you as a hand warmer!”, as the doctor rips off the top layer of her rotting flesh. Poor thing. 6 shots a day, and we'll see what that does for her. This isn’t botox, people.

Tommy, the evil hobbit, is in the hospital with Sam. Hold that thought....

Bill visits Sookie and I can't help but laugh at Eric's honest response to Bill's question about their happy reunion. Eric's cute as a pug with farts. But that's not what Bill is there for, and he begins once again to explain the situation with Antonia and what must be done.

Next, we see Tara walking the dark and desolute road from Merlotte's and guess who she meets along the way. Antonia! Better than the Mickey Mouse club, Tara is recruited to join Antonia's coven. For the love of God, Marnie has a thick accent that makes me think she spits when she talks. I keep saying this, but it's true. Say it, don't spray it!

Back at Bill's compound, Jessica and Beeel are getting tied down with silver. It's a dramatic moment because that shit looks like it hurts. Pam is also getting strapped down but not without her shots. We can see she's not just rotted flesh, but now has a layer of pink/blue skin, if you will, covering her face. At Sookie's, Eric gets his silver on and Sookie lays down next to her Viking to ride out the storm.

Back to our boys: Jesus is having breakfast with Lafayette and explaining Tio Luca to him in depth. What I love about this moment is the amount of eye make-up Lafayette has on. Those beautiful eye lashes...

My god, we’re back to fucking Tara again and she is in the process of rounding up a crew for the new coven and gets forehead waitress to join along with others. At this point, they only have enough for a boy band. We'll just have to wait and see. The tension grows!! We then flash back to Jessica and Bill and they're talking about being "sorry and shit"... Add to the panda sadness building... Now Eric and Sookie are talking.... Oh, it's all so scary.

All right. Now, we're with Sam and he finally realizes something is wrong because his shapeshifting hook-up explains to him that they had sex last night... Hello! Get the hobbit!!

For some reason we flash over to forehead waitress girl that is on some fucking weird date with Andy. But, he freaks out and I assume he is having V withdrawals and then splits, leaving her to wonder what the fuck just happened. Yeah, me too. Waste of my time!! But in this same scene, Lafayette encounters the female spirit that is haunting Arlene's baby. She begins to sing to the baby in French until he chases her away. Creepy!!

Now, we are privy to Debbie and Alcide having sex and this is just not quite the same as Eric and Sookie. Debbie sort of grosses me out. But, it's their conversation that we must be intuned too. Her jealousy of Sookie is building and she suspects that Alcide cares more for Sookie, then he is leading her to believe. Alcide assures his little wolf, "forever" and we all just gagged.

At the necromancer's head shop, it's a party!! If you're not down for doing shots and killing vampires with Antonia, then you can just leave!! And so the curse begins.

Sam wakes Tommy, threatening him to leave. I understand that Tommy didn't mean to shapeshift into Sam, but once he did... the kid ran with it, even having sex with Sam's girlfriend. How fucking dumb do you have to be? What's up with this character? Can Tommy just leave now? I mean, I feel bad but the kid is just not smart.

Back to our coven, who are in the process of chanting up some good times. Shit goes down and the curse begins with a strong wind blowing, signifying the compelling spell that brings the vampires to the light. And in this moment, Jessica frees herself and slowly drags her body to the front door. But Jason is on his way! Yikes, there is a gun shot in the distance and Jessica opens the door to the light. FUCK!! Her last words, “The sun!!”

And to pay homage to Antonia’s curse... I leave you with some music.

My Thoughts on True Blood: Epi 6

2011-08-02T08:01:00.000-10:00

I apologize for getting this post up late. Last night as I was watching my episode on Demand, my stomach decided to wage war on me. My stomach is a punk ass bitch. Just saying... Anyway, if you are new to my blog - I recap each episode as I watch. It's very impractical and extremely random, but my blog, my rules. Now shall we? On to some True Blood antics!!

Side note: This episode I might add was not as choppy as most episodes usually are. Each story was shown in length - a good thing so that I could formulate a coherent thought before the show flashed to another character. Anyways, just saying that I enjoyed this week's True Blood.

Episode 6: I Wish I Was The Moon

This week continues with last week's highlight, THE kiss. I have been waiting a long time for that kiss and I thought Alan Ball would never deliver. Yet, just when things become heated between Eric and Sookie, Bill barges in and arrests Eric. When Sookie confronts Bill back at his mansion, I have to admit I felt sorry for Bill. Though I'm not Team Bill, Stephen Moyer is handsome and there are definitely moments where we see that gorgeous face of his peek through - for me, it's in his eyes. But, in a comedic sort of way, we then follow Eric to his chamber and look who his cell mate is: Pam!! Poor thing is desperate to convince Eric to avenge and I have to admit her speech is pretty hysterical, "killing and fucking", but ultimately has no charm on Eric as he is firm that he was not a good person in his past, and will accept any punishment handed to him (panda sad). Then we see Bill skype his head honcho and the “True Death" is being recommended as punishment. Bill is back to being a dick.

Next, we see Arlene and Terry's apartment engulfed in flames and I honestly panicked for one moment for that evil baby. Then I see that the evil baby was sitting out in the yard, before the fire began. AHA! We finally are privy to what might be attached to the doll. Possibly another spirit that was a witch in her former life? But, as Sam tries to take in what has happened at his complex, Andie is cracking me up. I love how he called Sam a slumlord. Oh dear lord, Andie is asking out the forehead girl. "Sure, what the hell. Itza date!" But as Sam, calls Tommy to ask him to open Merlotte's so he can attend to his apartments, Tommy starts slapping himself so much so, that he shapeshifts shifts into Sam! I'm beginning to hate that hobbit.

Over in Mehicoooo, Jesus's grandfather has prepared tongue for our two boys on this family style road trip. Jesus explains that they need protention, and his grandfather obnoxiosly replies somthing about fucking pride and get me a sacrifice. PETA will not be happy with Alan Ball.

As Tara naps in her undies (which damn, girl does have an amazing body), is visited by her lesbian, UFC girlfriend. Tara comes clean about her past, and I can only imagine what someone would think. "I have a crazy mama that had a demon inside her, and then found Jesus. I was hypnotized by a Manead, ate heart, and my ex-boyfriend Eggs was shot by my childhood crush. Then I was kidnapped by a Vampire, raped repeatedly and had to escape by bashing his head in.... Oh and my best friend is a fairy. " Shit, is there more? What did I leave out?

So then we flash back to Merlotte's and little-hobbit-posing-as-Sam is having fun playing "big dog". He yells at Sookie and then fires her. (I have to admit, that part was a wee bit funny. Oh come on! How often is Sookie at work these days?!) Btw, I like how the hobbit walks as Sam, he sort of thrusts his penis forward, which then launches him a few steps. I digress. But, as he wanders over to Maxine's table, she unloads her real thoughts on Tommy. She's pretty cruel, but in all honesty... She's well, honest! Right now, Tommy is a shady character for me. I want to feel bad for him, but he just keeps getting himself into some deep doodoo.

At Jason's house, Sookie finds him cuffed to a bed. Sweet baby Jesus... You have no idea... But Jason confesses that he is turning into werepanther - "like a werewolf, but a big ass cat". Jason, I love you. That is all.

Oooh, we then flash over to Alcide's house and guess who's there. The pack leader, or Pooba (remember Fred Flinstone?) But of course, Debbie has decided to join the local pack then to follow her boyfriend's wishes. Frankly, Debbie is just straight crazy. Like a sick, crazy. Alcide needs to dump her ass.

Back at Bill's compound, we see the witch desperately trying to call out to the spirit to "use her". We then witness another a flashback and I honestly have to side with the witches on this one. Those ancient vampires were fucking cruel. But to carry that vendetta for hundreds, and hundreds of years. I don't understand. I guess if it happened to me, I'd be fucking pissed for a millennium!! Nobody feeds on me and then burns me at the stake!! And so she possesses Marnie's body and it's on like Donkey Kong!

Back to our boys. Jesus explains to Lafayette that he needs to find a sacrifice that will come to him. I thought they were shit out of luck, but a snake works. Jesus uses some mad ninja skills to grab a rattle snake... I am kind of loving Jesus these days. That boy will do anything to protect his boyfriend. Um, sexy!!

Then Sookie and Jason wait under the light of a soon-to-be, full moon having a conversation about being "a regular old, all american human". Jason is still awesome. I like how Jason understands that he's special because he's "extra good" at having sex and shooting. Yes, he is special, isn't he? But that little shit decides to wander off into the woods and you just know poor Sookie will go after him. Frankly, I would have been over it. Hell no, I ain't walking into those woods.

At Merlotte's, the happy lesbian couple decides to eat out and I had to laugh at all the hick patrons, turning their heads and staring... But suddenly their waitress, Jessica runs off like a bat out of hell... Or a cave that was disturbed by spelunkers. I guess we'll have to hold that thought.

Then fake Sam has sex with horse girl and then kicks her out. Hobbit is NOT winning brownie points with me.

Jessica finds Jason in the forest and convinces him that she will not let him turn alone. She stays by his side and it's apparent that she is no match for "Jason's charms". I see a little something, something happening between the two but it's admirable that Jessica tries to assure Jason that he will be alright and she's there if he needs him. Again, Jason is talking about the "special" and I'm getting concerned that Jason might have been riding the yellow bus back when he was little. (Btw, he doesn't turn. No big, ass cat for him.) In that same forest, Sookie is getting Shapeshifter 101 cliff notes from Alcide and Debbie who are on their way to a pack meeting. I swear on my grammar book, those woods are the freaking creepiest woods of I've ever seen. I'm sure if Sookie kept wandering, she would have encountered Sasquatch because she's thermin (Get it? Thermal heat! Whatever!!), and probably the Blair Witch. Moving on!!

Bill is about to deliver the "True Death" to Eric... I HATE YOU BILL COMPTON!! Eric's final words are actually beautiful. "The vampire I use to be is a stranger to me.... I was born the night she found me. I went to my true death knowing what love is." Or something like that. I'm starting to wonder if I even want the old Eric back.

Yikes, then we are back to "Hencho in Mexico" and Jesus gets bitten by a snake and Lafayette temporarily gets possessed by Tio Luca, speaking spanish and healing Jesus from the effects of the snake bite. Thanks fucking grandpa!! This road trip sucked ass!!! What the hell was that all about? Protection from who? Oooohhh! I wonder if Jesus will take on Marnie's spirit! I guess I'll just have to wait and see.

Next, is what I call a triple scoop of awesomeness: Sam finds Tommy passed out in a pool of vomit. Oh snap! And Tara and her girlfriend are making out at Merlotte's and Pam shows up. Oh double snap! Then possessed Marnie gets the vampire, that is actually Father Louie (from the flashbacks) to get down on his knees using the high horns. She just called him a little fuck! Oh triple snap!

And we end with Eric alive and well because his final words did have impact on Bill and deep inside, I think it was all for Sookie's sake. Finding Sookie in the woods, they make love. Um, a lot of shit happens in these woods!! Wait, back up. Not only have Eric and Sookie kissed, but they have done the dirty, dirty... Literally, like in the dirt in those festered woods. But, again... ERIC AND SOOKIE HAD SEX!!! This needs to be on CNN. I mean, pronto!! Where was the press release for this information?

Outstanding episode!! Loved it. Now here's a preview from next week's epi.

Ep. 43 – Preview

Alexander Skarsgård's "Battleship" Teaser Trailer

2011-07-27T07:56:00.000-10:00

I have to admit I was a little bit skeptical when I first heard about this script. But after watching the trailer, I'm going to say that I will definitely check this one out in the theatres.

Battleship: May 18, 2012 Starring Liam Neelson, Alexander Skarsgard, Taylor Kitsch, Josh Pence...

A fleet of ships is forced to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals.

My Thoughts On True Blood: Epi 5

2011-07-25T20:48:00.000-10:00

{My random thoughts as I watch the episode.}

Well this week’s episode opens up with Tommy fighting back against his kidnappers, aka his parents. And can we all get an AMEN. Though I was excited to see Tommy kill his father (or step-father, I forget), I’m conflicted about his mother. Very sad... Okay, bye, bye. I’m over them anyway!

And then we visit Marnie still standing in the circle out in the woods with Tara, Jesus and Lafayette and the best thing those three have done, is leave bat shit crazy witch alone.

But then we flash over to Arlene and Terry’s home and the two are under the impression that the “evil” that wrote on their wall, is probably a poltergeist. *Sighs* What are we going to do with our two little non practicing Christians? But as Arlene says, “Do you here that Rene? God is coming for you!!!” That’s right evil baby-doll spirit!! God will come for you! I think...

And then we are with Eric and Godric, and OMG!! Godric is not the same Godric that I adore. It’s probably the “bad” part of Eric’s conscience. Like Lilo and Stitch-There is a badness level and right now, Eric’s badness level is very high in this dream because he is dreaming of draining poor Sookie of her blood. Thank God that was a dream... (Btw, how many times can we say dream?) But just as you wake and wish you had a drink of water, Eric wakes from his dream and wishes he had a drink of Sookie. Lord, Eric!! Sex, not murder! But we forgive him because poor boo-boo just had a bad dream and wants to cuddle next to Sookie. We will allow this.

Then there is Jessica and Hoyt and I can’t quite understand why Jessica is so distant from Hoyt. I understand she is feeling guilty from glamouring Hoyt, but really. She just fed from another man, innocent enough... But as we see, the glamouring trick is pretty neat as we watch Bill use it to convince Portia that she is now deathly afraid of Bill and wants nothing to do with him--In fact she will now have an uncontrollable urge to scream when she sees him and will want to run away. Damn Bill! That was a little over the top, don’t you think?

Forget about Bill... We are back to Eric and Sookie talking in bed. All I can think of is that Eric is crying tears of blood while confessing his fears, and blood will stain the pillow cases. I would be having a secret tantrum from that because I’m a neat freak and cannot handle dirty pillow cases!!

But just when I think my OCD is kicking in from Eric’s bloody tears, we then move on to Pam demanding Bill kill the witch that placed the curse on her face...

Over to Jesus and Lafayette who decide that they will need the help of Jesus’s grandfather who lives in Mexico and is a hooha. Or bruha... Whatever you call them!! But importantly, we are privy to a flashback here of little Jesus: he is given a gift by his grandfather which is a bound, tied up goat. The grandfather forces him to stab the goat multiple times killing it and even I’m traumatized by this experience. Me no like blood magic... But apparently Jesus does. Or I should say, understands that something dark happened when he did that and little Jesus felt the power. His grandfather is not like Mr. Miyagi... He is much different. Oh, this trip sounds dangerous!

Over at Merlotte’s, there is a shit load of CSI going on. Tommy wakes up Sam with two turn tables and a microphone. Oh wait, that’s a Beck song. I mean, two dead bodies in the back of his van. Then Sookie retrieves from the large forehead waitress, the name of the necromancer head shop: Moon Goddess and Jason explains to Hoyt that God (there is a lot of mention of God in this episode) must have punished Jason by having him gang banged by retarded panthers (PSA: retarded is politically correct to use in the context of dumb, fucking hick shapeshifters.)

And just when it can’t get anymore awesome, Tara’s mom and her NOW, reverend husband is the couple chosen to rid Arlene and Terry’s “ghost” from their digs. I would have been more impressed if Whoopie Gholdberg would have showed up, but hey... I’m along for the ride.

But then we find Sookie at Marnie’s store and she’s all secret spy and shit asking for a reading. But, Marnie must be the real deal because Granny is funneling through her and in a nut shell, tells her two things 1) Don’t give Eric her heart and 2) Get the fuck out... Or something like that. Sookie then runs because if Granny tells her to get the fuck out, she gets the fuck out!! I would have to pretend that Granny didn’t say shit about not giving Eric my heart... "I’m sorry, what’s that Granny? We must have bad reception in here. I only have one bar! I’m losing you Granny... What’s that?”

Back to Sam and Tommy and there’s chubby, finger-licking Andy wanting to pull them over. I have to say, I was a wee bit stressed out here. But, brilliantly, Tommy changes in to a gator just as Andy was about to open the back doors to their Scooby Doo van. Good thinking my little hobbit!! I mean, Tommy!!

Then Katie (that was banging Bill) shows up at Marnie’s place and AHA!! It’s a sting operation-Get bat shit, crazy witch project! Marnie is arrested by the Vampire popo.

Then we see Tara and Sookie having a heartfelt talk at Sookie’s home and she confesses about her lesbian UFC girlfriend and the fact that she has been using alias' to escape her past. I swear the theme song from True Grit is playing in the background. But eventually Tara finds out that Sookie is hiding Eric in her home and freaks out, saying “fuck the both of you.” How about “you both fuck”. There. That’s better!

Shit, True Blood is ADD. Back to Marnie in Vampire jail and we are privy to a second flashback which reveals a group of women chanting/praying in a cell. It is the same woman that appeared to Marnie in her previous flashback. But priests walk into the cell and select a woman, for what you think will be a trial; unfortunately, it is for a draining because the priests are in fact, vampires. Thus we see why witches would hate Catholics... Wait. That didn’t make sense. Thus we see why witches would hate Vampires. That’s more like it. Well, Bill tries to use his glamour on Marnie in an effort to learn more, and it’s apparent that Marnie is merely a willing transmitter. She knows nothing. And as Pam says, “Fuck!”

Jesus and Lafayette make it papa’s house and eerily, he’s been expecting them. Hold that thought!

Next, Alcide is visited by the Shrevport pack leader who looks like an elf in Lord of the Rings. Honestly, he could get together with Tommy and re-enact the crossing through the snow covered mountains. But, instead he offers a warning of some sort that Alcide better be paying his union dues soon and that he expects him to help the union picket a market near by that is using non-wolf butchers. How dare they!! Ok, that’s not what he said but that’s what I picture him saying. Whatever, expect wolfpack nonsense to ensue!

Then Tommy and Sam drop the bodies into a dank, dark swamp littered with alligators and all I can think is how many other bodies have been disposed of in this fashion? But, there is a touching moment between the two brothers as Sam confesses that he too, has killed two people. Nothing like a good heart to heart talk among brothers. And what did we learn? That alligators like marshmallows.

Quick sex flash as I run for the remote and put it on mute!! (Geez I have little ones that are very nosey!) Arlene and Terry gettin’ busy! Wait, look at their comforter! I swear that set is on sale at Macy’s. It’s the hotel collection! I digress.

Good lord! More sex flash! *Puts it back on mute* Now Jason and Jessica are having sex. But, the good kind. It’s just a dream. No guilt, and clearly Jason is stoked on the idea of guilt free sex. Looks like he forgot his talk with Hoyt earlier that day. But, ewwww!!! Hoyt is in the dream! Strangely, I am hypnotized by Jason’s pornstache....

Ok, it’s over and we are now with Eric and Sookie. They once again, are having a deep conversation and I just adore my amnesia Eric. Beautifully, he states that there is a light within Sookie and he could not bare it if he snuffed it out. Then he decides to leave, and in a move that gave me chills, Sookie runs after him, begging him to stay and OMG!!!!!! They kiss!!!!!!! I got my kiss!!!! Why I’m excited because Eric is not kissing me, is beyond me. But I have waited a long time for this moment. Who cares about the rest of the show!

Oh, alright. Damn! Now we’re back at Bill’s compound and he is telling a few vampires the tale of a witch who at one time, used necromancy to force Vampires into the light, therefore killing themselves. I smell war. Or is that Pam’s rotting flesh? Speaking of Pam... The poor thing accidentally reveals that Eric is at Sookie’s house and I can’t help but smile. I want that bastard politician to see Sookie and Eric making out!!

Roll credits.... It is going to be such an unreal Season. Thoughts? Come on! Sookie and Eric kissed!!

Comic Con Exclusive True Blood Trailer

2011-07-25T07:40:00.000-10:00

This is actually a trailer related to this season's events and it's one of the better trailers that I have seen so far. It's an exclusive trailer that was shown at this past weekend's Comic Con. A lot seems to be revealed, without revealing too much, but if you don't like spoilers, by all means, don't watch. There are many clues regarding the witches and their intentions as well as what I predicted, issues that Sam will be dealing with. (And guess who his girlfriend's ex is? Yeah, it's in the trailer.). So Happy Monday and enjoy the trailer. I'll be back here tomorrow with my thoughts on last night's episode.

In the Coming Weeks: Sneak Peek

Bel Ami Teaser Trailer Starring Robert Pattinson

2011-07-22T11:46:00.000-10:00

Holy. Shit. Fucking LOOOOOOOVE. Everybody knows I'm obsessed with all things Parisian, especially historical. Put Rob in a role, set in the late 1800's Paris and you had me at "Rob in a role, set in the late 1800's Paris." All I know is I must see this movie.

My Thoughts on True Blood: Epi 4

2011-07-18T20:28:00.000-10:00

Once again, here are my random thoughts on Episode 4. I generally type as I watch, so I apologize in advance... It’s the only way I can re-cap.

Opening up the episode, we have the hot Viking. I thought amnesia Eric was awesome, but drunk, amnesia Eric is EVEN BETTER!! Even if it is at the expense of Claudine. (Which totally shocked me, btw) But Eric wants to play. Oh, Eric. I will play hide and seek with you. Frankly, Eric had me at the ass pinching.

Then we turn to Pam being questioned by Bill and I’m always amazed at Pam’s loyalty. It’s actually why I like her so much. Besides the fact that she gets the best one-liners. You go girl, you protect that hot ass Viking maker of yours!! Who knows what Bill will do with Eric.

Oh for the love of God, we’re back in Hot Shots. I’m actually beginning to feel bad for Jason. I'm afraid that poor little wiener skin of his is chaffed!! Oh, come on. You know you were thinking it too! All I can think of, is protecting Jason’s penis. But wait!! Little, trailer-trash, panther girl frees Jason! Run, Jason, run!!

And then we see Ms. Frozenvagina lecture Bill about sending Eric to Wiccans. I kind of wondered that too, so we'll just have to see what is up with Bill and his true intentions. I had thought that maybe he was given orders to send Eric, but I can see he did that all on his own.

Back to lalaland... Marlie gets visited in the middle of the night by another spirit. She is shown the spirit's final hours before her untimely death; burnt by fire, accused of being a witch. Then she will show her Christmas' of past and present. Oh, wrong ghost. My bad.

Next we see that Sookie has employed the help of her good looking wolfie friend, Alcide and all I can think of is that Alcide took his shirt off. You can't hate on Alan Ball and his casting. Delicious!!

Maxine then visits Sam and explains that 5'2" Tommy is missing and that she is a Lioness... Or Hog. But, you gotta love Maxine. She's dumped Hoyt, probably planted the "evil doll" and has adopted, unknowingly, a shapeshifter that plans to steal her gas rights. Sweet.

Back at Hotshot, inbred what's his name discovers Jason is missing.. Shit! *Hold that thought*

Over at Marnie's, she is confronted by Jesus, Tara and Lafayette and bullied into finding the reversal curse. For some reason Marnie bugs. She sounds like she spits when she talks and that bugs the fuck out of me... Is anyone else bothered by her accent?

And back to hot ass wolfie Alcide. How cute is Eric taking a dip in a gator infested pond? BEST SCENE! And it's sorta of sad. Eric is so happy frolicking in the sun, but Alcide's comment is cracking me up. "You dumb, shit fanger!" I love Alcide.

Then we see that Tommy has found his trailer... trash mom!! Goddamn it. I was hoping she would not be in this season. His parents have scarred me. The only vision I have of his parents, is the one where his father was wearing his baggy, torn up underwear. Gross! Remember?

But, we then get to see Sam visits his "booty call" and discover she has a younger daughter. Honestly, I’m hoping for a saner Sam this season. How about a Sam that doesn’t kick the fuck out of anyone, or shoot anyone? Maybe just a love interest? Hmmm.

INSERT PANTHER GROWL. And everybody say "Hallelujah!" The witch is dead... Or in this case, the retarded panther that couldn't hear Jason slipping on a large branch over his head. And then Crystal wants to talk family and something about being a "ghost daddy". Is that like a pimp daddy? What the fuck is that?

And then we flash over to the Bellefleurs and Bill finds out from the lady from "Soap" that they are related. Yes, Portia and Bill are related... And they had sex.

And then back to Sam and his "booty call" and her daughter, Dora the Explorer. I kid!! But honestly, just when I think that Sam has actually met someone nice, but of course... Her ex-boyfriend is a werewolf. Yes, I see major shit going down by the end of the season.

Back at Marnie's necromancer head shop, the spirit shows them what they have been looking for by dropping a book on to the floor. Oooookaaayy. We’ll see about that curse.

Over at Alicide's house, Debbie finds out he's been at Sookie's and she appears to be fine with it. Yeah, right!! Till she shows up with a shotgun at Sookie’s! Right? It's totally going to happen!!

Over at Arlene’s, something insidious is brewing. Evil baby has now merged with evil doll!!! (Did you notice that when Terry set the baby down, even the baby looked back at the doll.) "BABY NOT YOURS". OMG, I'm actually freaking out!! What the fuck is going on with this plot point. I’m terrified of evil baby merged with evil doll!! Creepy!!!!

Oh, thank God, we flash over to Sookie’s house and I love Sookie comforting Eric in his bed. This is the Eric, I absolutely adore!! Vulnerable Eric. Delicious, vulnerable, amnesia, Eric. Sookie just fucking kiss him!!! And... someone’s at the door. What a cock-block Bill is! What exactly are Bill's motives? I’m getting really curious. And, it's here that I actually feel bad for Sookie. I love that line that she gives Bill about never lying to him. It’s actually kind of sad, but good to hear her say that because it only makes me reassured that she needs to have hot sex with amnesia Eric. Just do it already!!

And then we find Jason badly hurt by the side of the road, and much to my happiness, is discovered by Hoyt and Jessica. Go Jessie!!! Heal my baby's wiener.

Oh fuck, we’re back at the trailer trash camp site. And did you have any doubts that things would not work out with Tommy and his mom? I sorta had suspicions that the father was not out of the picture. Oh, Tommy. Back to dog fighting for you unless Sam saves you, but once again.

Never mind. Back to the witches. I have the urge to sing "I fell into a burning ring of fire...” Pam is being quite pushy and the “fuck” word is flying!! But, I’m shocked that once again, Marnie has, with the help of her spirit, put another curse (or temporary curse) on a vampire. We shall see where all this leads too.

God, there’s so much going on in each episode it’s hard to focus on any major story lines, but I suspect that Eric and Sookie will have a relationship this season. Plus, I heard something about a pink spandex? Could it be? But besides that, I just adore Eric and I can see that slowly, Sookie will too. It’s as Eric said, the "Eric with feelings". Rare for a vampire. Now, how the witches and Bill come into play, is beyond me. I’m still sticking to the thought that Bill set Eric up.

Until next week!! Here’s a preview to hold you over!

My Thoughts on True Blood: Epi 3

2011-07-12T18:31:00.000-10:00

True Blood Season 4 Episode 3: If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'?

{These are my thoughts as I watch the episode. It is a very fucked up way of recapping, but very fun. Do not expect to be enlightened, you will gain no insight here.}

Without further delay, shall we?

This week's episode opens up with where we left off last week. AMNESIA ERIC!! Standing in the dark, out in the woods is scrumptious Eric, shirtless and barefoot oblivious to the curse put on him by the witches. Oh, Sookie. The things that I would do with a pet vampire.

As Sookie zips out of her piece of shit car, Eric instinctively follows her and much to my delight gets punched in the face, with Sookie yelling, "I am not your fucking dinner!" Then he politely asks why she did that. OMG, he just called her "Snookie". I love amnesia Eric. He's so cuddly. Can I please have one for Christmas?

Now, we scan back to the coven and for some reason they are LAAAME. Lafayette is the only sane one in the group with any common sense as we see one of the witches asks if they should call the police. Bitch please. This is Eric... Fucking... Northman. But more importantly, Jesus asks Marnie, or Blarney as I would like to call her, how she was able to push Eric away.

Oh sweet 8 lb baby Jesus... We're back in Hot Shot, or HotShot. Whatever. Jason is still tied down, riddled with panther bites, and some old fart is telling a story around a campfire that they probably lit with gasoline. It is the story of how the panther came to be... Really? Was that first panther retarded? Because damn... Ever since then... His descendants... But I digress.

Flash to a homemade youtube clip of a vampire drinking from a human out near a dumpster. LOVE this!! Who wrote down the website and checked it out? Admit it if you were curious! But even worse, the price that the vampire has to pay for committing such an offense in public; True Death-Handed down by Bill "BadAss" Compton. I think I'm liking the new Bill. We'll see... Wait, I see something. Oh I like that rug!! Bill has good taste in furniture. (Then whiny Jessica strolls in and confesses how she cheated on Hoyt and hates her life. What's new?)

Back to Sookie's house... Dear God, Eric is A-DOR-ABLE!! I must have one!! But, we flash to Pam who receives a call from Sookie explaining his state of being. Pam rushes over to the home and with some ass beating from Eric, begs Sookie to hide him, convinced that Bill is behind this. (And have sex with him. No? Oh, I misunderstood.)

Then we flash back to Hoyt and Jessica finally explains to him what happened at Fangtasia. He's not cool with that but with glamour, he forgives. This is when I conveniently look at my husband. Why can't I glamour him after telling him how much I spent on my brand new purse?! Btw, evil doll! I hate dolls. With all my heart, ever since I was a child. Especially ones that are missing hair, black from being burned, and probably possessed by an evil demon. Yeah, I really hate those dolls!

Oh back to Eric and Sookie. Jesus, how can she resist his politeness. "Um, please Sookie. May I have sex with you?" Well, he didn't say that but I keep waiting for him to.

Now, we are over at Lafayette's, and Jesus and Tara are desperate to convince him not to go to Fangtasia and ask for Eric's forgiveness. Is it just me, or is Lafayette's outdoor patio setting "totally pier-one'd out"? Lovez it!! Then we move on to Andy and his nasty finger-sucking-V moment. I'm over him.

Then much to my surprise, Sookie visits Alcide only to find out that Alcide is now living in Shrevport with Debbie. Girl is got the program.. And Jesus on her side. Well, she's just a fucking role model... That serves Vienna sausages to her guest. I'm still suspicious.

Now over to Tommy and Maxine. First, did anyone notice that Maxine loves dolls? Could she be the culprit behind the "evil doll" over at Hoyts? Btw, why does Tommy have to be the bad guy? I'm so disappointed in Tommy, and to think that he would knowingly take advantage of Maxine while living in her home... That little 5'2" shapeshifting prick!!

Back to Jason and Crystal and damn, Crystal's hair!! Can't focus... On Jason... Crystal's hick curls.... Must look away... And then she broke the spell when she gave Jason Mexican Viagra. That just screams good times ahead!!

Tara shows up at Merlotte's... Boring! No thoughts on this, other than a shot of tequila sounds good. And Tara's skin looks really fucking flawless. But wait, there is a point. Bad Lafayette!! He's off to Fangtasia!

Now, we get to see Portia and Bill having a late night dinner at a restaurant (they have restaurants in Bon Temps?) Wait, Portia only dated three guys in town? Why is she still living in Bon Temps? Fucking move!

Then we see Jessica give Arlene's baby the "evil doll" over at Merlotte's. WHAT. THE. FUCK. That doll is nasty.... Seriously, nasty. And why does Arlene keeping giving her SON, dolls!!! Maxine is behind that doll, I"m sure of it!! And Tommy and his desire to swindle Maxine. Thank God, Sam has the sense to scold Tommy over his dumb ass plans.

Yikes! Portia and Bill having sex!! *Turns down the volume* Holy crap! But we quickly flash to Lafayette being hurled back into the basement by Pam. Until, Jesus and Tara come flying down there and save him. Yes, recruit them to bring the pyscho bitch-witch! I love Pam, "I will personally, eat, fuck and kill all three of you."

And then we're back to Marnie speaking to a spirit, proposing to offer herself for whatever purpose the spirit sees fit. I'm sorta clueless who this spirit could be. We'll just have to see. This is different from the book, but works for me. Marnie is off her rocker...

And Jason wakes to Crystal on top of him having sex. The scary part about that is the entire village of fucktards... I mean, other women are waiting in line. Or watching. I have no idea. But they are creeping like a creeper.

And finally, Eric accidentally drains Claudine, with Sookie yelling once again at him, "You just killed my fairy god-mother!" Then Eric politely, once again responds, "Sorry." Ooops.

How are the scenes from next week? Awesome!! So, at this point I'm just curious about a few things: 1) Will Eric and Sookie have sex and 2) Who is the spirit that Marney seems to be attracting and 3) Why does "evil doll" freak me out.

Till next week!!

I’m On Vacation!

2011-07-06T08:09:00.000-10:00

Sorry guys!

I’m on vacation this week and will return next week for

your regularly scheduled True Blood recap!

Aerial view of where I live.

Have a great week!!

True Blood: Preview Clips From This Sunday's Episode

2011-07-01T15:44:00.000-10:00

I know some of you have already seen Episode 2, but for those who have not. Here's three clips for your TB viewing pleasure:

Ep. 38 Clip: Eric Makes Sookie an Offer

Ep. 38 Clip: Hoyt vs. the Protestors

Ep. 38 Clip: Sookie Sees Bill’s Revamped House

Have a safe and fun-filled weekend! Happy July 4th!!

True Blood: Method Shapeshifting with Marshall Allman (Tommy)

2011-06-30T11:06:00.000-10:00

Method Shapeshifting with Marshall Allman from Janina Gavankar

One, word. Awesome.

My Thoughts On Epi 1 of True Blood!

2011-06-27T20:02:00.000-10:00

True Blood Season 4 Episode 1: She’s Not There

{These are my thoughts as I watch the episode. They are random, and in no way, educational. You have been warned.}

The long awaited season opens with Sookie and her god-fairy Claudine, strolling the grounds of Fae land. Oh, Alan Ball. How magical your mind is, could you have spared a little more cash in the way of set props and costumes? *Sighs* I digress. While perusing the minuscule courtyard, guess who Sookie bumps into? Barry! Why he’s there, who freaking knows, but Sookie is told to “mingle” while Barry greedily grabs a glowing apple. I’m pretty sure the fruit is laced with X because the next thing you know people are having applegasms. Very strange. But, even more so, Sookie stumbles across her grandfather who clearly has lost track of time... Having applegasms. But Sookie can see otherwise, and the fae are not so beautiful and kind. They are mean, ugly trolls that are “harvesting”, whatever that means, humans. Sookie, with the help of Claudine’s brother, is able to escape with her grandfather by jumping off a cliff. I know! 127 hours later, she cuts her arm off. No, really. She does. Actually, she ends up back at her home or creepy cemetery near her home and grandaddy dies. *Flash a clip of Bill and Eric wakening* This entire montage is a waste of 8 minutes, but don’t stress. There are two major things we learn from this adventure. 1) Sookie has actually been gone a year and 2) Fairies hate Vampires and will no doubt fight for their existence. Plus, they probably make a mean Apple martini with those glowing apples. YUM!!

Now being gone for a year, more things have changed in Bon Temps than during my entire puberty. Jason sold Sookie’s house to a mysterious buyer while sporting a pornostache, and Andy has become a V addict. Angrily, Andy wants answers from Sookie explaining where she has been all this time and is throwing a tantrum worse than my five year old nephew. But Bill shows up to offer an alibi, and all I can think of is that he’s got real hair. People, this is an improvement! Did we forget Bill from Season 1?

But then we flash to Jesus and Lafayette who head over to some store that looks like a Necromancer head shop and in the rear, they meet the coven which includes Holly (can somebody hook her up with Botox, lord she can do magic but she can’t rid that gargantuan forehead of its wrinkles?) It’s here that creepy ass Queen psycho witch is regurgitating and I can’t help but laugh. Secretly, she’s trying to scratch her throat, but apparently she’s channeling the dead. It’s all strange, and funny, and weird.

*Flash to Arlene’s baby who rips barbie doll heads off* Hey, who leaves a baby all by them self while they take a shit? That would be Terry, who yes, left his infant in a bedroom with about ten barbie dolls while he baked a cake. In the mean time, we’re supposed to believe this baby has ripped all the heads off the dolls, to which Arlene comes home and finds. Instead of being mad about the dolls, she should be mad at Terry for dropping a deuce, while leaving his unattended child alone. But I just can’t seem to get mad at Terry, so I’ll let this one slide.

And then....

Tara’s a lesbian UFC fighter. Innnnneresting..... This doesn’t really phase me because truth be told, Tara got on my nerves all last Season and even though I wanted her to marry bat-shit crazy Franklin (come on, that would have been awesome!) It is nice to see a more confident, calmer, Tara. I’m curious to see how her UFC training will work into this season but I really have to pretend to care, because she could get written off and I wouldn’t even notice.

And then we see Jessica doesn’t want to cook for Hoyt. Well, Hoyt. Is the sex good? Pick and choose, bitch. That’s what I say. You can’t have it all, now can you?

Back to Jason and Snookie having a brother and sister moment on Sookie’s couch watching TV. Jason has a goatee... Did he just get hotter?

And speaking of TV, I have to admit, Pam’s PSA is the best, EVER! Eric is good, but Pam should just say, “I’ll cut a bitch, come down to Fangtasia.” Also, what is up with Bill? How did he get put in charge? Oh, this is actually a good thing. I can see shit is going to go down between Eric and Bill, and the contrast between the two is soooo EVIL. Yes, Bill. Bill is Evil. Eric is Hot.

But again, we flash back to Tara the lesbian UFC fighter and we get a little chocolate, banana swirl. Did that drunk guy just say that? Suddenly, I have a craving for a milk shake from Jack n’ the Box. Jesus, I want a shake bad...

Next, we see Sam harass Sookie about how a lot has changed in one year. Yes, we get it. Even though, nothing has changed in my life, shit apparently changes like a bad acid trip in Bon Temp. One year, I’m learning...

But then if things couldn’t get any stranger, Hoyt’s mom strolls into the bar with hobbling Tommy in tow. What. The. Hell. It’s a good idea, because it’s completely laughable and all Tommy wants is to be loved... and probably get some action from Hoyt’s mom, right? *wink, wink* You know it’s there if he wants, I’m just saying.

Next, Sookie is sitting down with Portia Bellefleur going over the details to the sale and hoping Portia can track down the buyer of her home and cancel the agreement. All I can think is, there is no way in God’s creation, THAT woman is Andy’s sister. But at this point, I’m along for the ride. My smile is ear to ear.

But then it disappears at the sight of Jessica dancing in Fangtasia. For the love of god, let’s keep Jessica from eye-fucking fangbangers, as Pam puts it. I don’t like it. At all. The dancing, the eye-fucking, none of it. It’s gross and Jessica needs a better story other than her wandering eye.

Now, Sam on the other hand. Sam is rolling deep with a pack of shapeshifters that like to get drunk, talk out their issues and run like horses. Wild, wild horses... Literally.

Hang on kids, we’re getting near the end. Catching back up with Jason, we see that he’s now the caregiver for that “Deliverance” fucking town, Hot Shot. Btw, creepy children that eat ice-cream and raw meat cannot be trusted. Doesn’t everyone know that? And anytime anyone ask you to “fix their ice box”, they secretly want to push you in and lock it. Survival 101! If it were me, fuck Hot Shot. But Jason’s a good man, and his life is about to change. So for those who have never read the book, I’ll keep it spoiler free. There’s good times ahead for our Jason, you’ll just have to wait and see.

And then we’re back to Queen psycho and her lame ass dead parrot, Minerva. It’s apparent the coven is channeling strong powers, and for some reason Lafayette is the key. Once he joins hands with the others, the magic begins and the dead parrot that was laying lifeless in the middle of their circle, is reanimated. Then it flies a few feet and dies. But, the real gossip is, the one witch reporting back to Pimp-daddy Bill. I’m curious to see what Bill has planned for his witches and how involved all of them are. Or is it just the one spy? Could there be a curse in the works for Eric? *crossing fingers* Let’s hope so! Bring on amnesia Eric!!

Speaking of Eric, our fully packed premier episode ends with.... Eric standing in Sookie’s bedroom while she’s in the process of changing. And happens to be naked. “Hmmm, such a strange sensation when the reality matches what you picture in your mind so precisely.” Eric, you had me at “hmmmm”. That grunt, is the death of me. Eric ends the cock-blocking scene telling Sookie, she is his and then shows his erection... Of teeth!!

So what about you? What was the strangest thing from episode 1? There were a lot of changes, but I’ll start. Bill being “like a boss” and in charge. Does he not play sinister, well? Me, likey a lot.

True Blood Promo Galore!! Let The Season Begin!!

2011-06-24T10:55:00.000-10:00

The fourth season of TRUE BLOOD returns THIS Sunday, June 26 at 9/8c, only on HBO!

So to give you fans some options of enhancing your TRUE BLOOD experience, let me share some info courtesy of HBO and True Blood Net.

HBO:

IMMORTALIZE YOURSELF
Launched June 7, the Immortalize Yourself Facebook application allows fans to make an exclusive interactive Season 4 video starring themselves, their friends, and their favorite True Blood characters. Since launch, over 90,000 videos have been created and shared by Truebies.

http://itsh.bo/immortalizeTB

BLOOD LINE
Fans sign up to receive a weekly call from a different True Blood cast member all season long. The app allows fans to opt-in to the calls, as well as RSVP for Sunday’s premiere.

http://itsh.bo/TBbloodline

PROFILE LAYOUT
Fans are invited to “show their true colors” by applying a Season 4 banner across their profile pages with the official Profile Layout app.

http://itsh.bo/TBprofile

The True Blood Facebook page can be found at http://facebook.com/trueblood. Fans of the series also engage with the official True Blood Twitter profile 365 days a year, 24 hours a day at http://twitter.com/truebloodhbo.

- Every MONDAY, following new episodes, we will have RECAPS of the previous episode and INSIDE THE EPISODE interviews with the show writers and creator. Themes, events and the craft of creating True Blood will be explored each week. "Jessica" will also be posting new video blog entries at her blog: http://babyvamp-jessica.com.

Don't Forget!!! If you have HBO GO, sign up to see the advanced premier of episode 2, starting June 26 (Um, hello! That's a whole week early!)

TRUEBLOODNET:

Verizon FiOS is sponsoring a True Blood Twitter After Party with the popular True Blood fan site TrueBloodNet this Sunday, June 26th. The Twitter Party will take place for one hour following the True Blood season four premiere on HBO at 10-11pm EST for the East Coast and 10-11pm PST for the West Coast.

During the Twitter After Party @TrueBloodNet will provide commentary about the season four premiere and ask questions about the episode. All users who participate in the Twitter Party answering questions or providing their own episode commentary including the hashtags #FiOS and #TrueBlood will be entered to win True Blood prizes from the Official HBO Store. Entrants also must follow @VZEntertain, who will be
providing episode commentary, to be eligible for entry.

Ten grand prize winners will receive a True Blood Prize Pack including:
• True Blood Character Busts
• True Blood Pint Set
• True Blood Plastic Bottle Beverage – 6 pack
• True Blood: The Complete Third Season Blu-Ray DVD
• True Blood All Flavor No Bite Poster

Forty first prize winners will receive a copy of the True Blood: The Complete Third Season
Blu-Ray DVD.

Winners will be selected at random and you can view the complete rules here: pastehtml.com/view/axzye60om.html

And there you have it, options!! Have fun this weekend celebrating all things True Blood and remember to meet back here next week, to talk True Blood. Woohooo!!!! It's finally here!!

When I Feel Stressed...

2011-06-20T09:36:00.000-10:00

Last week, work was very taxing on me. So much so, that I unconscionably submitted to two mini-breakdowns with a full blown one, ending my week. And I thought I'd share a little of how I deal with my stress (besides exercise, vitamins and prayer).

When I get to that point that I'm at my wits end, nothing rejuvenates my spirit more than fresh flowers. Being a visual person, I am easily swayed by pretty things, and it doesn't need to necessarily cost a lot, to give me joy.

So, if you are feeling blue, sometimes just a few stems purchased from your local florist, can do the trick. I arranged my pink stems in an antique crystal decanter from the 20's and placed it on my Master bathroom counter (which is exposed to my Master bedroom). See?

Pretty in Pink

Hunk Alert: Jason Momoa

2011-06-17T08:22:00.000-10:00

Jason Momoa
31 years old, 6'4" of hotness
Born in Honolulu, HI

(In commemoration of this Sunday's HBO's Game of Thrones Season Finale)

Strangely, I've known Jason for quite some time. Though I heard he was on Baywatch at one time, I stopped watching that show long ago when Kelly Slater left. (Hello, only reason to watch in the first place.)

But, I first saw Jason on a made-for-tv-movie, called "Tempted" with Virginia Madsen. It was about a woman who went to Hawaii to lay the ashes of her nanny to rest. Or something to that effect, I don't remember. All I can recall, is she sort of has a little teeny, tiny affair with some hottie, played by Jason. That's all that stuck with me. Him. His eyes. (Btw, I was not living in Hawaii at the time... Premonition? I mean, the Hawaii thing. Not the affair. Jesus, have some respect for me.)

Anyways, flash forward years later and I'm watching HBO's Game of Thrones. I notice that people are totally into the one character, Khal Drago and I'm like whatever, he's weird looking to me.

Then news of the new Conan the Barbarian comes out, and I learn Conan will be played by Jason Momoa, who also plays Khal Drago on Games of Thrones. SHUT THE BACK DOOR! The man is gorgeous!! So, I simply had to pimp.

So tell me, anyone else watching Game of Thrones? Anyone read the novel, A Song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin? I'm thinking of reading it. Have a great weekend!

True Blood Season 4: The First 6 Minutes of the Premier!

2011-06-07T08:47:00.000-10:00

Season 4: The 6 Minute Sneak Peek

My Thoughts On The MTV Awards And They're Not Good!

2011-06-06T09:26:00.000-10:00

I don't want to sound cynical, or mean, or even spiteful because I grew up on MTV. But as of late, the awards show has become a total joke and last night's MTV Movie Awards was so completely unprofessional, I'd rather watch the Nick Awards, then see one more lame skit, or inappropriate laser cock. For me, it just wasn't funny.

And while I'm on my soapbox, I understand fans love Twilight. I love Twilight. But, they win everything and it makes the show completely predictable and boring. I would have never in a thousand years voted Kristen Stewart as best actress, but as she said in her acceptance speech, she got the popcorn and Natalie... Well you know, won the Oscar. So in a way, that sort of redeemed the whole situation. I get it, it's a freaking fan fueled show, and you get a brass plated popcorn. But, I love awards. And an award, is better than no award. Don't you think? For me, it just seems like MTV could care less, and the show is put together on some shoestring budget and all they care about is taking advantage of the cast of Twilight, getting them there, so they can sell ads at a premium. *gets down from soapbox*

But enough bashing. Let me just briefly talk about the highlights for me. Which are very few, and it's my blog, so I can be irritated on Monday. K?

First up, Rob and Kristen win for Best Kiss. For the love of freaking God, can the two just seem normal in public? I'm not sure if Kristen is overwhelmed with awkwardness, or truly that nervous on stage, but then again, if she is nervous, then don't plan anything. Just say thank you, and get off the stage. The only amusing part of their acceptance speech was watching Rob run into the audience and kiss Taylor, though I noticed the kiss wasn't real. It was on his cheek. Lame Rob! Go big, or go home!

Here's that moment in case you care:

Tags: Movie News

Next, I will say I love Reese Witherspoon and for her to get the "Generation" award was pretty cool. But, what the hell was up with the presenters? Rob, for the love of God, tell the joke the correct way. I sort of cringed, at his delivery but screw it, not my show.

And I loved Reese's acceptance speech! I kind thought it was cool the way she took a dig at young girls trying to get into the business by trying to be on the Real World (hmm, Jamie Chung?) or even Oxygen network's Bad Girl's Club. It was understated but good advice.

And might I add, that I've been a long time fan of hers. My recommendation for two great films of hers, that are sort of old school, but still excellent films; Fear and Freeway.

I have to admit, I love Mark Wahlberg in Fear and I always thought Reese was extremely beautiful when she was younger. She has a very unique look, and you can really see it when her hair is not quite so blonde. Rent this movie, if you haven't seen it. Plus Mark has a third nipple and that's where I first learned about it. Just saying...

Then there is Freeway, the best freaking adaptation of Little Red Riding Hood ever!!

Kiefer Sutherland is priceless in this movie, and Reese oozes awesomeness. Literally, she kicks ass, curses, and gets a little lisbo. But, the movie is a must see! I promise you. (Btw, my niece looks exactly like Reese. Just thought you'd want to know.)

So with that, the only reason for the movie awards to even exist (because the T3 clip and the Super 8 were nothing to write home about, I saw most of that footage already) was the premier of the Breaking Dawn trailer, which I absolutely LOVED.

But in case you haven't seen the trailer, here it is.

Happy Friday With More Alex Pics!

2011-06-03T15:49:00.001-10:00

Yes, Friday may be over for some of you, and nearly over for most of you... But I've been busy being emo today because we've had really bad rain, and I have a house full of kids, including my son who is home from college. I need some "me" time... And it needs to come in the form of a drink, or the Breaking Dawn Part 1 trailer. I'll take either, or both. I'm not picky at this moment.

But then I got my Alex alert email, and holy moly, those photos... More... Yikes. Alex said he will not be outdone by some stupid Breaking Bella, or whatever we call it, trailer. So here we go:

This is my favorite "Oily Variety Bohunk" pic.

Let's pretend this is me and Alex after I beat him mercilessly after sex.

Dear God, is that blood on the left hand side?

Um, ok. This might be too BDSM for me.

Moving on...

I'm still cringing at the black glove.

Is he going to strangle me after?

Alex looks like a sexy, deranged serial killer.

Alex, a paddle babe, not a bat. Just saying...

Shit, what are they teaching you in Sweden?

Even though Alex looks bisexual here, he's still a hot bisexual!

Overall, this photographer sucks! Alex will always be hot to me, but he looks like he wants to throw me in the basement, strip me of my skin so he can make a full body suit, then pose as woman, where he can then beat to death some poor unsuspecting male with his weird black glove on one arm, and black bat.

Anyways, don't forget to watch MTV this Sunday for the Breaking Dawn Part 1 trailer!!! Let's talk Monday about it, mmmmkay?

Alexander Skarsgård Graces June/July Interview Magazine Cover

2011-05-29T09:51:00.000-10:00

I hope all of you are having a wonderful three day weekend!! Since tomorrow is a holiday, I thought I’d run a Sunday post instead.

With the Season premier of True Blood less than a month away, I’m seeing a lot of Alexiness these days and I couldn’t be more excited.

Thanks to True Blood’s Nest, I discovered that Alex will be gracing yet another magazine cover... The June/July issue of Interview Magazine!

What is up with the black glove?

That scares me, but I’m game.

See press release for the interview, via True Blood’s Nest:

Alexander Skarsgård talks to Win Butler in Interview magazine, discusses picking roles and nerves

For “True Blood” star Alexander Skarsgård, playing a formidable vampire on the hit HBO series doesn’t mean he’s wed to the idea of always being undead.

“I do get a lot of scripts sent to me where they basically want me to play Eric from ‘True Blood,’ but just a different name in a different movie,” the actor told his interviewer, Arcade Fire lead singer Win Butler, in the latest issue of Interview magazine.

“That’s not interesting to me. I don’t want to play a character that I’ve played for four years on a television show, change the name, and make him a zombie instead of a vampire.”

Skarsgård, whose turn as vampiric overlord Eric Northman has many fans hot and bothered, explained that for him, the roles that ARE interesting are those that represent a facet of his own personality.

“In a weird way, I always play myself, just through different mirrors,” he said. “If I read a script and I don’t connect with a character, if I can’t find the character on the page in my soul, then I’m not going to be able to do a good job.”

But by the same token, however, Skarsgård admitted to getting a little creeped out himself when fans – and potential directors – confuse his personality with that of his on-screen character.

“The thing that I feel to be a problem potentially is that you become that character, that in the industry, people associate it too closely with who you are and what you can do,” he said.

His “mysterious bad guy” personality has the potential to lock him into some pretty predictable roles, he explained, when it’s really nerves that he craves when looking for the next project – well, that and “f–k you money.”

“There’s got to be something new, something fresh,” he said. “I want to almost be intimidated when I embark on a journey. I wouldn’t say there’s a fear, but I do get slightly nervous in the beginning when that happens, and I like that feeling.

“That triggers me a lot.”

Thanks to Interview Magazine!!

All of you be sure to pick up the mag,

when it hits newstands!!

Got True Blood Withdrawal?

2011-05-25T17:06:00.000-10:00

Do I have True Blood withdrawals? Um, YES!!! So when the PR firm reached out to me, asking if I would post information to HBO’s new TB site.... The answer was without a doubt.... HELL YEAH!!

And so I bring you tbwithdrawal.com, a new interactive website that was unveiled this last week.

At TBwithdrawal, Truebies can feed their True Blood addiction with show content. Tweets expressing their #tbwithdrawal are featured front-and-center, while those suffering from withdrawal can talk about it with other fans directly on the site. There are also links to full episodes on HBO GO.

See what I found? Can’t you wait to see these boys back on your television screen?

This is Alex’s Screen Test.

Stephen’s Screen Test.

Sam’s Screen Test.

Ryan’s Screen Test.

Remember, Season 4 of True Blood starts June 26!!!

And don’t forget to check out TBWithdrawal.com

2nd Annual Giggle Snort Awards!

2011-05-25T15:53:00.000-10:00

I was asked if I could help promote the 2nd Annual Giggle/Snort Awards, and how can I turn down the chance to spread the word about a writing contest. So, here’s the info from the website:

Welcome to the 2nd Annual Giggle/Snort Awards!

As the first (and as far as we know, only) awards to exclusively honour work within the 'humour' category, we make it our mission to ensure your funny bones are well and truly tickled.

This year we are mixing things up a bit. The awards started out being Twilight exclusive but that is no longer the case; we are open to all fandoms and original fiction now.

Everything from Harry Potter to Big Bang Theory, and whatever's in between, is accepted.

Nominations end 10th June 2011. For more information or rules to the contest, visit Giggle Snort Awards.

Alexander Skarsgård Graces June Cover Of GQ!

2011-05-18T10:41:00.000-10:00

Yum! Alexander Skarsgård graces the June cover, and I have to say, he looks gorgeous!! Honestly, the premiere for HBO cannot come fast enough. Who’s ready for True Blood?!

And with every sexy cover, comes an interview. I’m sort of happy that Alex is being recognized for not only his looks, but his rising movie career as well. Here are some exerts from the article:

Similarly, a new chapter of Skarsgård's career is about to begin with a run of wildly disparate films: First comes Melancholia, set to premiere in Cannes, in which he performs for the first time on-camera alongside his father; then, in September, a remake of the classic Sam Peckinpah movie Straw Dogs; and finally there's next year's board-game-based blockbusterBattleship, already legendary, whatever its eventual virtues, as emblematic of the dearth of Hollywood imagination.

I actually cannot wait to see both Straw Dogs (September release) and Battleship (May 2012 release).

The water, too, is Skarsgård's element; he grew up on and around the Baltic Sea, ferrying through the Stockholm archipelago, vacationing at the family's spartan compound on Öland, off Sweden's southeastern coast. "I miss it," he says as we pick up speed, wind whipping across the deck. "Here, I live a few miles from the ocean"—in the Hollywood Hills—"but I'll wake up and think, 'Fuck, I haven't seen it for three weeks.’”

"You walk into the coffee shop, and the girl asks how your day is. When I first moved here, I loved that. I know it's shallow and superficial and she doesn't give a fuck about my day, but I still like it," he says. Sweden, by contrast, is more reserved. "It's difficult to get to know a Swede. But once you do, you're in," he says. And there's a stronger sense of boundaries. "You're never going to see a television show The Skarsgårds.”

In True Blood's ever expanding ensemble of fairies, werewolves, shape-shifters, telepaths, werecats, telefairies, vamp-shifters, and God knows what else, his Eric has become a solid center—the only character to display that essential quality shared by great HBO antiheroes past (think Tony Soprano or Omar Little or Al Swearengen): genuine unpredictability. Skarsgård's minutely calibrated deadpan somehow makes him the show's funniest, most cerebral, and most ferally frightening personage. "He does this thing with his eyes," says creator and show-runner Alan Ball. "It's like they become slightly unfocused and all of a sudden they're mirrors to this ancient, 1,000-year-old soul." Indeed what Eric is, his relative humanity, may be the only moral mystery to be found amidst all the steamy, gothic froth.

To read the complete GQ interview, click here.

Happy Birthday Robert Pattinson!

2011-05-13T15:19:00.000-10:00

Today is a certain someone's birthday. Can you guess? That's right, my husband! I mean... Robert Pattinson turns 25 today!! And because I love re-gifting... Here is the video that I made for him last year.

And because she is just as sweet as can be, check out Robmusement who organized a week long tribute to the man himself, along with a slew of other great bloggers. Rob is truly blessed, in the fact that he has some wonderful fans that truly support him and the projects that he embarks on.

Happy Birthday Mr. Pattinson.

You are loved.

I Have A Date With Paramore and My Husband!

2011-05-10T20:01:00.000-10:00

For some reason I am privy to the press releases for upcoming bands that will be playing in Hawaii. Regardless, I usually ignore them unless it's a band that I'm dying to see. Then I got an email that Paramore was coming to town. I remember hesitating... I like Paramore, but I don't love Paramore.

So I ignored the email.

Then my friend Lori, who is fantastic at organizing events and who watched "Twilight" 99 times in the theatre (yes, I said 99 times), created an event on facebook: "Paramore is coming to town". In summary, her simple words triggered something in me; let us Hawaii Twilight fans support Haley, a fellow twilight fan. SOLD.

But figuring out who to go to the concert with was tough. My daughter shrugged her nose, telling me she doesn't like Paramore, and my son's girlfriend is going back to college prior to the August date. Krysti, my co-writer and fellow twihard friend, has a busy schedule being a PR rep and fabulous mommy extraordinaire; she has four adorable children, the youngest one being 3.

And so I pouted.... Then, like a knight in shining armor, my husband out of nowhere said that I had not asked him, and that if I did, he'd go with me. Really, was as my first thought. And so I asked my husband, to which he quickly said, "of course". This is why I love my husband.

For those who don't know, it's hard finding twilight fans among your regular family and friends. Especially, the older you get. Truth be told, my husband was the one that took me to the "Twilight" midnight DVD release party at our local Hot Topic. And he's actual quite friendly (which is the opposite of me, I'm completely not social), and doesn't mind hanging or talking with twilight fans.

And so I'm happy to say I have a date with both Paramore and my husband... and the other great Twilight fans that will show up to support Haley and the boys, August 24, 2011.

I have to admit, I'm really looking forward to this and can’t wait to see them. Pics and updates when I see them in August.

Mondays Can Suck It!

2011-05-09T10:35:00.000-10:00

I hope all you moms out there had a wonderful, Happy Mother's Day! Too bad for me it got countered with a horrible, crappy Monday. Ugh!! Soooo busy. Anyhoo, look at the pretty below and all your troubles will disappear.

Our Weather Yesterday!

2011-05-03T10:55:00.000-10:00

Yesterday was literally, a clusterfuck of terrible weather, severe lightning and thunder, and a massive power outage that lasted hours. If you ever wonder whether Hawaii gets bad weather, check out this video shot yesterday afternoon.

I must say, the lightning was impressive. Here's a photo from last night, courtesy of StarAdvertiser newspaper.

Justin Chon's Video Short While Filming Breaking Dawn

2011-05-03T07:49:00.000-10:00

808 Twilighters posted this video on Facebook, and I have to admit, Justin is kinda funny. Super cute video!

What A Weekend & Now Beautiful BD Photos?

2011-05-02T09:16:00.000-10:00

Sometimes it feels silly thinking of frivolous things that have no importance in the actual world... but sometimes it is those frivolous things... a monster that creeps from the closet at night, a carpet that flies in the air, a romance between a beautifully, awkward girl and an immortal that help us escape from life's troubles and the chaos that ensues... If only for a moment.

Bell and Edward in the streets of Brazil.

I love the top photo because I absolutely love their look. Bella is stunning in her form-fitted couture dress, and Edward is... Well, he's just Edward. No long trench coat, no stuffy attire. And I might add, I like the color of his skin tone, it's understated.

Jacob running with wedding invite.

Now this photo of Jacob running, for me, has an emotional impact. Movie Jacob (not Book Jacob) is some one that I feel very sorry for (except when we get to the imprinting, but we'll see how the screenwriter tackled that part of the book). Poor Jacob...

This photo of Alice helping Bella get ready, is one huge fail for me. Bella's extensions look odd and I really do not like the haircut that they gave Alice. I'm not going to even begin to understand if their hair grows or not, because in Anne Rice's books, it cannot be cut, am I wrong? Though Alice's face is beautiful with a short pixie cut, I preferred it a little longer.

Bella and Edward playing chess... Meh... This is just a still, and Edward does look adorable when he smiles, but Bella... There is something about her in this photo that I don't like and I can't quite put my fingers on it. Did they attempt to give her a sunburnt face?

I only wanted to post this last photo of the femme fatales above because I'm watching Game of Thrones on HBO and I swear the three blondes look like they could be siblings of the Targaryen. They have a weird look to me.

Over all I have to admit, I'm not excited about Breaking Dawn. I think once I get to see the actual trailer, maybe it will re-spark my enthusiasm, but just looking at the BD stills, it's more of a "they're okay", then an "OMG". (ahem, unlike the leaked photos that definitely caught my attention.)

Are you excited for Breaking Dawn?

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Alex Pettyfer VMan Photos

2011-04-28T10:48:00.001-10:00

Here are a few images of Alex Pettyfer (I Am Number Four) from the VMan photo shoot. Something easy on the eyes; help you make it through to the end of the week.

Watcha touching?

Smoking is bad. Alex needs a spanking.

The longer I stare, the more grossed out I get.

Just look quickly.

Does he want me to get that gum out of his mouth?

I can do that, you know.

Yes, much better. No alien side views for me.

HBO and Tribeca Film Festival Online

2011-04-27T11:53:00.001-10:00

I don't know about you, but I'm sorta an HBO whore. I literally almost love everything that HBO produces. Probably because it's my only cable network, but that's because I'm too cheap to order Showtime. I know I go to the movies a lot, probably more than most people, but I'm also a fan of television. In fact, I'm not sure why I'm even living because my schedule on paper; unhealthy. Whatever, I digress...

So, I was kind of excited at the thought that I could now watch full episodes and movies online. No, the iPad does not appear compatible with this site. *#$@%. But it doesn't mean it won't be in the future, unless HBO is using flash player, than the answer is... probably not.

HBOGO.com is just another added feature under your paid subscription to HBO. It appears their full programming schedule is available under the new website. Unfortunately, my television provider is not listed under the site, thus not allowing me to be able to sign up to verify any of this. This does bite for me, but still, it's a bonus for those of you out there that can sign up. Plus it's free. Why wouldn't you?

And speaking of online... I just thought I'd throw this out there to anyone who is a fan of cinema. The Tribeca Film Festival, who was co-founded by Robert De Niro, is in it's 10th year and for the first time have made their films available online. LOVEZ THIS! To see their full schedule, click here. (Side Note: You will have to create an account.)

Remember, the festival ends 5/1 and unless you are planning on flying to NY this weekend, this is an excellent opportunity to preview films and filmmaker Q&A's. Then you can get all artsy fartsy on your friends!

But if for some reason you are not able to catch TFF online, a selection of films will be made available On Demand, with TFF adding to the current selection every 6 to 8 weeks, all year long.

For more information, or to visit their website: Tribeca Film Festival

For those wondering about film festivals, and in general, why they should even bother. It's a good thought. I'm not an expert, but I think I can safely say, it depends on the film festival and the purpose of the film being presented. Many are looking for distribution financing and commitments. So in a sense, you may be able to see a film, along with the critics who review them, before it hits the general audience and theatres (national or limited release). So if you are a film enthusiast, this is great opportunity to screen an acclaimed film. Plus it's bragging rights, geez, what more do you want!

Now go support a film festival!!

5/2/11 UPDATE: HBOGO is live and available for your iPad. It is your cable television carrier that will still need to be identified, and as of today, not all carriers are listed.

Water For Elephants Was Amazing!

2011-04-25T15:36:00.000-10:00

For all the press interviews and photos... It all made sense once I saw the film. Water For Elephants was amazing!!

Having never read the book, and reading that many critics were displeased by the amount of romance, or lack thereof; I had no idea what to expect. But seeing that a large group of Twifans were gathering to see the film Friday night, I insisted that my friend, Krysti take a break and have a "Girl's night out" with me. There's nothing like being in the theatre with Lori (who was the mom from Hawaii that got interviewed in Vancouver), her daughter and friend, and the gals at 808 Twilighters. Hearing the first yell at the sight of Rob on screen gave me the hugest smile that lasted all night-those girls made it more fun! Seeing it with my husband would not have been the same, that I can assure you.

For my in depth review, you can read it at I Adore Books and Film: Water For Elephants.

But to summarize, I loved it!! I honestly think it's Rob's best performance. In fact, Krysti and I were joking in the theatre that we would be the first to start the Oscar Buzz.... We were also very giddy and high on soda.

In addition, it's not just Rob that I enjoyed seeing on screen; I enjoyed the film in its entirety. From the sets, to the costumes, I thought it was very authentic. And the one that stole my heart. No, it was not Christoph, though I think he's super uber talented... It was Rosie the Elephant, played by Tai. For the love of all things holy, Tai's scenes with Rob were heartbreaking but impressive. I could see how he fell for her. I sort of love her....

Tai is AWESOME

Understanding how busy life gets, if you can get out this weekend to see it, please do so. I cannot stress how much I loved this movie and it's been a while since I've been taken back by a beautiful story. Plus I have a soft spot for animals, so to see the ending footage of Rosie and what became of her, brought tears to my eyes. I admit it, I cried.

Now go see Water For Elephants!

And if you want to drop a donation toward a charity that specializes in the well being of animals;

WWF

Water For Elephants: Rob and Reese Unscripted, My Favorite Interview!

2011-04-18T09:39:00.000-10:00

I've always loved the Moviephone Unscripted interviews. The actors seem so genuinely down to earth when they are being asked questions, without an audience, and without a third party; they can just laugh and tease each other. Out of all the WFE press/interviews, this by far is my favorite.

Video Source: RobPattinson.blogspot.com

Taylor Lautner's New Trailer: Abduction

2011-04-13T15:24:00.000-10:00

Thank God my blogs are back up and running. BTW, I hate you photobucket. Anyway, do you remember how I talked about Taylor's new film, Abduction? You can read about here. We now have a trailer, and I have to say, I'm intrigued by the kid. Looks good!

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Alex Skarsgard’s New Film Trailer: Melancholia

2011-04-11T10:03:00.000-10:00

Melancholia: Directed by Lars Von Triers. Starring Charlotte Gainsbourg, Kirsten Dunst, Kiefer Sutherland, Alexander Skarsgard, Stellan Skarsgard, John Hurt, Charlotte Rampling, Brady Corbet, Jesper Christensen and Udo Kier. Cinematography by Manuel Alberto Claro.

If you can recall, I talked about Alex’s new film, Melancholia back in February when I reported that the film had been picked up in the US (Magnolia). Now we have a trailer!

Melancholia is set to debut at the Cannes Film Festival. No word yet on the American release date.

Quick recap, the film is about the relationship between sisters and the devastating news they endure, as they learn the world will come to an end by a cosmic collision.

Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald Sitting In a Tree....

2011-04-08T09:17:00.000-10:00

So, I have to admit I watch a lot of American Idol. In particular, this season has had a very diversified group of singers and I welcome that. For all the shit talking that my friends do on facebook, and let me tell, they will cut a bitch... I have to stand by my favorite: Paul McDonald.

After last night's shocking elimination of the beautiful and talented Pia Toscano, it's no doubt rabid fans of Pia are turning on my boy Paul with evil glaring eyes and wishing death upon him. Let's be fair, people are finicky. The bottom three changes every week, and it's anyone's game. Talent aside, AI is a popularity contest and besides that, I don't trust the voting system.

But I will not stand with the masses and say I don't love Paul. I do. I really liked his version of Johnny Cash's Folsom Blues that he performed this week. Check him out.

Anyhow, now that I have declared my love and support for Paul, American Idol or not, so has another young lady that we all know. Ted from E!Online is reporting that Nikki Reed and Paul are dating... virtually? I'm not sure the deets, but I do remember the two met at the Red Riding Hood premiere, and apparently the two have hit it off, keeping in touch via skype. Nikki supposedly refers to him as her boyfriend... And then she will steal his Subway sandwich.

So, can Nikki gather the Twihards to vote for my AI favorite, and her virtual boyfriend, Paul McDonald?

Photo: Source

True Blood Season 4 Teaser: Pam, Jessica and Hoyt

2011-04-07T09:08:00.000-10:00

Season 4 Sneak Peek

Amen, Pam, Amen!

HBO Sets Season 4 True Blood Premiere Date!

2011-04-02T07:52:00.000-10:00

WOOOHOOOO!!

Summit To Create A Zombie "Twilight"

2011-03-29T09:30:00.001-10:00

Normally, I don't like to discuss movie rumors because for the most part, they change. But I kind of cringed when I read this, and even though I may or may not see this film, strangely, I am fascinated at the thought that Summit would even make it.

So, here's the deal. Summit is in talks with the beautiful, I Am Number Four, Teresa Palmer.

Looks like they want to cast her opposite of Nicholas Hoult (whom I adore from About A Boy, directed by our favorite twitter friend, Chris Weitz and his brother, Paul).

Titled, Warm Bodies, the flick, set to be directed by Johnathon Levine is the story of a "existentially tormented zombie named R (as in Rob Pattinson?) that begins an unlikely friendship with the human girlfriend of one of his victims. The blossoming relationship starts a chain reaction that will transform him, his fellow zombies and maybe the whole lifeless world."

Being presented as a cross between, Shaun of the Dead (FLUV) and Twilight (FLUV also), the film is based on a book by Isaac Marion.

So here is the kicker. Do you get pissed when people reference any story about love, as a "Twilight" inspired film? Are you more upset that it's Summit? Me, personally, I'll take it for what's it worth. Sounds like a comedy to me, and if it's not, I'm pretty sure I'll still laugh. Also, zombie love sounds awesome. *holds up fingers in a high horns position* Production is set for this summer.

True Blood Season 4 Teasers: Waiting Sucks!

2011-03-28T07:59:00.000-10:00

Waiting Sucks: Bill

Waiting Sucks: Jason

Waiting Sucks: Sam

All I Wanted Was Rob To Make My Dreams Come True...

2011-03-24T08:26:00.000-10:00

Is it so hard to ask people to make videos to songs I want to hear?

So, I feel like shit today. Totally woke up with that feeling like I ate way too much shit yesterday. Actually, to be honest, I ate a meatball sandwich for breakfast, cake for lunch, a Pepsi and a pack of red vines for a snack and bacon and cake again, for dinner. What.... The... Fuck... I was in survival mode yesterday and gave my body whatever it wanted. Today, I am paying the price.

The only thing that can bring me back from the brink of being a diabetic, or something to that effect, is music. Strangely, if I listen to music while getting ready for work, or even when I'm at work and typing away, helps me forget I feel like dung... It's my medicine when I'm having a crappy day.

And lately I've been in the mood for Daryl Hall and John Oates. I know, I have no idea why, but I like them. So I tried to make a video with pics/video of Rob to my favorite Hall and Oates song and it came out... fucking horrible. I have no patience for sifting through thousands of youtube clips of Rob to make a one minute video. I suck. Whatever, here's my horrible video.

The reason I love this song so hard is 1) It makes me happy. 2) I love 500 Days of Summer. 3) I love Joseph Gordon-Levitt...

Watching this clip below, makes me want to jump on my desk and dance at work. This was what I was trying to recreate. So for those feeling shitty today, watch the video below and tell me you don't want to break into chorus and dance. I thought so...

I'm Psychic And Rob & I Are Besties!

2011-03-22T15:03:00.000-10:00

First, let me just say how much I love that picture of Rob with Alice Cooper. Not that I'm a fan of Cooper, but that I'm a fan of his pant suit, minus the jacket. Um, that slight sheen is mesmerizing... Also, Rob looks in really good shape in the photo and not super skinny, like he normally does. I don't know... this outfit... with his shirt about to come out near the belly button... is pure win.

Moving on!

I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm psychic. I am. Totally. And I'm also susceptible to ghosts, but that's a different story.

See. When I write or think of stories, I think in terms of movies. A story will play out in my head, and my head will in turn, act out the scenes. In most cases, I think of Leonardo DiCaprio or Robert Pattinson as my lead role. This is why I always picture Rob following in the footsteps of Leo. If DiCaprio can survive Titanic, then Pattinson can survive the Twilight Saga. Plus if you were to ask me what I envision for Rob, I would just simply say Leo. In other words, I hope that Rob can find a director (like Scorsese) that he can partner with, grow with, and hopefully learn from.

So much to my chagrin, during the MTV interview with Josh Horowitz, a clip was played with Reese Witherspoon comparing the fervor around Rob to Leo when Titanic came out.

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Your probably wondering how that relates to a psychic moment. Reese talking Rob and Leo.... I think in terms of Rob and Leo... Get it? Whatever, more like coincidence.

Next, we have Rob at the Jay Leno Interview. See, the cover of Vanity Fair has sparked many nicknames, but my favorite is when I called him Boy George and said he would bust into Karma Chameleon at any moment. Guess what? Me and my bestie, Rob think alike. He said the same thing too, on Leno. Winning! I'm psychic!

I bet he's totally wearing black creepers.

So all in all, I enjoyed both interviews but I honestly wish people would ask more pertinent questions related to his films, and his future projects. The twitter questions on the MTV interview were cute, (yeah VitaminR for getting her question asked) but Rob seemed more interested in their twitter names than the questions. Or was that just me?

So what's this I hear about Rob and Reese presenting at the Country Music Awards?

Friday Wrap-Up and News... And Some Alex O'Loughlin!

2011-03-18T08:07:00.000-10:00

It's Friday, and thaaaaaaank God. There are weeks, then there are WEEKS that just kick my ass to the point that it's hysterical. My friends and coworkers are convinced that we have enough drama amongst us to have our own reality show, Housewives of Honolulu. Yeah, it was bad. And somehow I'm always in the middle, playing peacemaker. I'd be a fucking star on that show. Just saying...

Anyway, enough about my beef. Who is obsessed with American Idol right now, raise your hand? *raises hand* I wasn't exactly sure that I would like like JLo and Steven Tyler as judges, but this season, they are fab. Totally digging their responses. As for a front runner? It's really anyone's call. Pia is good, and so is Jacob. Then there is Paul, Casey and James... Argh. Too many unique singers. Anyway, speaking of American Idol--Just a reminder that you can still text RedCross 90999 to donate $10 or you can purchase the American Idol compilation album or individual songs and the profits from those sales will go toward the American Red Cross and benefit the relief efforts in Japan. Via American Idol

~o~

So, as you can see, I didn't really post this week on either of my blogs. In the beginning of the week, it just felt wrong... almost foolish, to ignore such tragic events in both Japan and political strife in Libya... but then... I stumbled across the Australian GQ. Do you know how bad I wanted to share these photos? It's Friday. Let's have some fun.

First, a reminder that I co-write a weekly film newsletter called Screen Shots. This week we reviewed Rango, listed upcoming events and movie news and gave our DVD recommendation for the week, my absolute favorite, "Lost In Translation". To read my newsletter, click here.

Upcoming movie review: Lincoln Lawyer

Upcoming book review: The Kite Runner (Thanks Twired Jen and Susie W.)

And now... Alex O'ImsubliminallyhotLoughlin

Hello Bicep.

Excerpt from Australian GQ by Brendan Shanahan

Nearly halfway through my interview with actor Alex O’Loughlin, the conversation takes an unexpected turn. He’s been talking about being in his mid-30s, heading towards that dreaded period in which you are forced to ask yourself — what is truly important to me?

When I share some of my own fears with O’Loughlin, he recommends that I read Rilke’s Letters to a Young Poet. For a time he extols the virtues of the classic text before coming to a sudden halt. “Can I ask you a question?” he says, not leaving any time to answer. “Am I going to sound like a cunt when this interview comes out?”

No, Alex. There is no way you can ever sound like a cunt. Damn, I love you long time. Here is the video from that photo shoot.

And just because it's the only picture I have with him, here is the gorgeous Alex and I spending the afternoon together. Okay, it was when I tried to be an extra on Hawaii Five-O. Whatever. And yes, my eyes are closed. I blame the girl who took my photo. Damn her for not being professional enough to capture the moment with soft lighting. Doesn't she know how to use an iPhone?

Have a good weekend.

Show Support For Japan and Tsunami/Earthquake Victims

2011-03-14T09:12:00.000-10:00

Being a resident of Hawaii for the last six years has been a unique experience. Living on an island in the middle of the Pacific poses many threats, from potential Hurricanes to threat of Tsunamis. But never in my time here, have I ever been so fearful of the potential damage that our island could occur than Thursday night (Hawaii Time).

That evening, we had quickly learned of Japan's devastating earthquake but when footage of their tsunami aired on our news channels, we sat in utter shock. Not only was the video that we were seeing catastrophic but to think that a tsunami for us was not just possible, but inevitable. Though some of the islands experienced severe flooding early Friday morning....

A home under water in Kealakekua Bay. KITV.com

We survived. And that is more precious than any belonging we could ever possess. If you want to get an idea of how much energy was behind last Friday (Japan's time) tsunami, watch the video below.

It is amazing that the energy produced can travel thousands of miles, in some cases picking up speed, sending damaging waves to the shores of our islands and mainland. Here is a better image of the wave heights and pathways of energy. But again, we survived.

Now in light of the horrific events that have occurred in Japan; 8.9 Earthquake and after shocks, a Tsunami that annihilated Northern Japan's prefectures, and Nuclear power plant mishaps and explosions, I urge only one thing of you this week-- Please text Red Cross at 90999 to donate $10.00.

Many people here in Hawaii have loved ones in Japan and a big part of our economy is fed by Japanese tourism. So this cause is near and dear to my heart and again, if you are able to donate $10.00, I would greatly appreciate it.

Being a resident of Hawaii and a long time resident of Southern California, (as well as having a husband who is a die-hard surfer), I am very aware of the power of the Ocean. It is beautiful, almost mystical entity but at the same time can be a deadly force of nature (I lost a cousin recently, who drowned swimming in the Ocean late at night.)

Please keep Japan in your prayers and text Red Cross at 90999 to make a $10 donation.

Mahalo!

James Bond recognizes "International Women's Day"

2011-03-10T06:15:00.000-10:00

I came across this and thought I would share it since it involved two of my favorite things: an important cause and James Bond.

JAMES BOND SUPPORTS INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY 2011
www.weareequals.org / www.weareequals.org/blog
The two-minute short, specially commissioned for International Women's Day, sees 007 star Daniel Craig undergo a dramatic makeover as he puts himself, quite literally, in a woman's shoes.

Directed by acclaimed 'Nowhere Boy' director/conceptual artist Sam Taylor-Wood, scripted by Jane Goldman ('Kick Ass') and featuring the voice of Dame Judi Dench reprising her role as 'M', the film will be screened in cinemas and streamed online in a bid to highlight the levels of inequality that persist between men and women in the UK and worldwide. It is the first film featuring Bond to be directed by a woman.

Director: Sam Taylor-Wood. Producer: Barbara Broccoli. Scriptwriter: Jane Goldman. Director of photography: Seamus McGarvey. Featuring the voice of Dame Judi Dench.

Editor: Mel Agace
Post production: Michael Sollinger
Post production coordinator: Harriet Dale
With thanks to all the team at Ascent, including Patrick Malone, Dean Harding,
Grading: Robin Pizzey
Deluxe grade production: Rob Farris
Effects fix: Emily Greenwood
Sound producer: Hannah Mills
Sound: Simon Diggins and Peter Gleaves at Goldcrest

The EQUALS partnership and Annie Lennox would like to thank all the production team, cast and crew that donated their time, vision and energy in the hope of a more equal world for women and girls.

Happy Fat Tuesday!

2011-03-07T23:00:00.001-10:00

It’s Mardi Gras, y’all! I wish I were in New Orleans celebrating with everyone but since I’m not, I’m going to have to cook me some Jambalaya! Here’s a little fact about me... I LOVE CAJUN FOOD. I mean, I LOVE Cajun, Southern or Creole food. Coming from Orange County, CA., I had my two favorite places to eat; Iva Lee’s or Ralph Brennan’s Jazz Kitchen.

So eat up!! Because Lent is on Wednesday!

Photo above and Excerpt below from Vanity Fair:

Sing us a song, piano man—let’s start with “Happy Birthday.” New Orleans’s Preservation Hall—where Annie Leibovitz shot young Robert Pattinson, shown tickling the ol’ 88 with the world-famous Preservation Hall band—celebrates its 50th anniversary this year. Situated in the French Quarter, the music venue is one of the country’s most hallowed: it was founded in 1961 for the purpose of preserving New Orleans–style jazz, and indigenous American music. On his first-ever visit to the Quarter, Pattinson jammed with the house band and thoroughly held his own—his celebrity perhaps subsumed by that of the musicians, whose legendary status awed everyone on set. “When we first started, none of us knew that Robert really does play piano,” says Ben Jaffe, the tuba player (center, above), the band’s director, and the son of the venue’s founders. “But when he got up there, he started ticking out these notes, and it was obvious he wasn’t just tinkling—he really knew how to play.” Though the musicians were expecting the actor to just pose, Pattinson gamely jammed along with their tunes. After finishing a song, he leaned over to Jaffe “and said, ‘That’s the first time I’ve played with a group of guys like that,’” Jaffe recalls. Not a shabby gig—especially with Jaffe’s homemade red beans and rice waiting as reward.

On the landmark birthday, Jaffe says he and the rest of the band are humbled: “It’s really momentous for us to reach this moment in our history, considering everything New Orleans has been through in the last five years,” he says. “It’s really a testament to the strength of the people of this city.” Preservation Hall endured a several-month hiatus post-Katrina and reopened in May 2006, structure miraculously intact. We say miraculously, because the hall’s charm is that it looks as though it might collapse at any moment—it’s one big happy jalopy of a 350-year-old structure, with all the glorious paint-peel-y, rusty-hinged patina of a Clementine Hunter painting. It strains at the seams with ambiance. And we hope, lack of air conditioning and all, that it never changes.

True Blood Season 4 Teaser: Amnesia Eric

2011-03-06T18:02:00.000-10:00

Oh..... My...... God...... If Alan Ball is including Amnesia Eric, does this mean that there will be some very hot love scenes between Eric and Sookie like the book?

Via VampiresWeLove

Friday Wrap-Up and News!

2011-03-04T15:05:00.000-10:00

It's Friday and as always, I cannot wait for the weekend to start. Working near the ocean presents challenges and there are days, I am inundated with maintenance issues. But then there are days when I walk by the restaurants and look out on to the water and think, "I live here! How awesome is that!" I've had completely crazy people come into my office and on the other end of the spectrum, shook Barack Obama's hand. Dealing with the public can be demanding at times... So needless to say, I LOVE my weekends.

So last weekend was my, ahem, birthday and instead of being pissy... I am celebrating life. I want to start by saying thank you to Twilight Cupcake of Twilight, Travel, and Treats for posting a super cute birthday blog post. It is always nice to be remembered. Included in that post were my other three favorite women; Jeanette from Robmusement, kiTT from Tongue-Twied, and Lisa from 17 Forever. Kisses to you all!!

So what did I get for my birthday?

I have an obsession with perfume. I could be heading out the door, sweats and hair pulled back in a ponytail, no make-up, but still be wearing $100 perfume. That's how I roll! Also, see the rings my husband bought me? Those three rings are a black spade, a red diamond and the rabbit from Alice in Wonderland. You have no idea how much I love those rings. The jewelry is designed by Taadaki Wakamatsu and you can find his pieces here, at Q-Pot or at his retail locations. Hey, I have a thing for fairy tales...

So, to recap this week!

I still, for the love of God, have not finished reading American Psycho. It's such a strange book. There is detailed sexcapades, some erotic, some vicious and resulting in murder.... and speaking of murder, I can't even put into words how graphic some of the scenes are.... On another note!

I did preview the movie Peep World, directed by Barry W. Blaustein. You can check out my review by clicking on the title. It was like if the show, Arrested Development married the film, Sideways and had a baby; sometimes super outrageous and hilarious and sometimes super serious. Probably more of a DVD rental, to be honest. Besides, I hate Sarah Silverman. I don't know why, I just do.

You can also check out my film newsletter, Screen Shots. Less candid review of Peep World and movie news and events.

Finally, I just want to extend another shout out to Ian at The Buzzsaw Report. He had written a hilarious piece for my blog titled, Meyer sends Twilight Saga to Libya! “I hope they truly find their Edward” I had to pass on posting his piece out fear that a Fatwa would be issued against me. But Ian has it posted on his blog and it’s too funny. (He’s braver than I am!) Show him some love and tell him I sent you!

So what am I listening to this week? Well, besides the Robert Pattinson/Ryan Seacrest interview or the gorgeous new Water For Elephants trailer... I’m obsessed with this song by Adele. Enjoy and have a great weekend!!

My Daughter And I Have THAT Talk; Are You Team Jacob or Team Edward

2011-03-01T16:52:00.000-10:00

There comes a time in every mother's life where a particular conversation needs to happen... It's awkward and no one wants to go there... But it must happen... It has to happen... When a girl must finally reveal, if she is Team Edward or Team Jacob *cue the dramatic music*

Well my youngest daughter, who has never really shown interest in Twilight, opened up to me last weekend... And we had THAT conversation. Let me set this scene up accordingly.

LIVING ROOM - COUCH

Husband is in the bathroom suffering from food poisoning, he barely makes it home to fly to the nearest bathroom. Dogs are laying haphazardly on the floor, one has just eaten a tray full of triple chocolate brownies-he hasn't died. The other is rolling around on her back, oblivious to the other dog's gluttonous behavior. My older daughter grabs a box of Edward Sweethearts that were hiding on top of my bookshelf. She hands them to me, and I reach in and grab one. My younger daughter is sitting next to me and takes the box, reaching in and grabbing one for herself.

KAYLA

(sweetly)

I'm going to eat one of these even if I'm not Team Edward.

(gasps and then looks quizzically at daughter)

I didn't know that. I suppose I never asked you... What are you then?

KAYLA

(smiles maliciously)

I'm Team Jacob.

(takes sweetheart and shows me)

See this? It says Team Edward.

(bites hard into candy, breaking it in one bite.)

That's what I think of Edward.

(blinks repeatedly)

Wow. That was harsh.

KAYLA

(runs and grabs the Jacob Sweethearts box, then returns to her seat)

So what are you looking forward to in New Moon?

NOE

(stands in front of Kayla and laughs)

It's not New Moon, Kaaaayla. It's Breaking Dawn.

KAYLA

(eyes Noe with evil glare)

That's what I meant!

(thinks about the honeymoon scene)

Um... I don't know. Good question.

KAYLA

(spits out Jacob sweetheart)

These are gross! What flavor is this?

NOE AND ME

(responds in unison)

Haha! Jacob sucks!

Kayla becomes frustrated at the Edward/Jacob fan ratio and leaves. Both dogs are still laying haphazardly on the floor. End of scene.

She is only 10 but is the sassiest girl

you will ever meet. She made a boy cry in her class, TWICE!

For me, I'm left in shock. Two reasons. 1) My daughter viciously bit into an Edward candy. 2) When did she become Team Jacob? Her brother is quite pleased with her antics. And now I feel she is all grown up... *sniffles* But thankfully, both girls DO NOT have Bieber fever. So I will gladly take a Team Jacob fan any day over such.

Peace Out!

Friday Wrap-Up and News!

2011-02-25T13:35:00.000-10:00

It's Friday! And again I can't help but think.... I need a fucking vacation! *Sighs* So, I'm in the middle of reading American Psycho and I have to say, that... book... is... soooo... disturbing. I can't put into words how wrong that book is. But, I'm determined to finish it, so I can blast it in my review.

Over at I Adore Books and Film, I reviewed I Am Number Four directed by D.J. Caruso and posted a humorous post on what movie posters should say. Check that out by clicking here. Here's an example of true marketing for 127 Hours. Hey, don't be mad at me, I didn't make these!

You can see the rest of them at I Adore Books and Film.

Over here at TBT, I posted a teaser trailer for a short story I'm working on, Pressure and I introduce you to Alex Pettyfer.

Last, I leave you with this week's Screen Shots newsletter with a less candid review of I Am Number Four, theatre events, movie news and our dvd recommendation, Slumdog Millionaire.

Have a great weekend and don't forget the Oscars are this Sunday.

Hunk Alert: Alex Pettyfer

2011-02-22T14:25:00.000-10:00

I understand there is more to beauty than... I’m sorry. I lost my train of thought. HUNK ALERT! If you are not familiar with Alex Pettyfer, than let me introduce you to him.

Alex plays Number 4, John Smith

See, this weekend I had the pleasure of seeing I Am Number Four and despite critics panning the film, I fucking loved it! Yes, there was a hot guy in the film and yes I might have quivered when he was shirtless, but the movie was pretty good too. And you know I don’t have any problems telling you if a movie sucks.

Alex Pettyfer is an English actor/model, born on April 10 1990 (he’s not even 21). But already, this GORGEOUS actor is making vast headway among both fans AND producers, alike. Let’s take a peak at a few of his upcoming projects.

I Am Number Four is based on the popular YA novel, titled the same. I am positive that Disney will invest in a sequel. This is just one of those times where I think people who hate the film, might be judging it too harshly. So fans will be the driving force behind the success of this movie. And believe it or not, I think Alex can do action. He was really good.

Alex plays Kyle in Beastly

Beastly, a revised telling of Beauty and the Beast, will premiere in theatres March 4, 2011. I’m pretty sure that my daughters will want to see this film and even though I’m not a huge fan of Vanessa Hudgens, I’ll support the kid and say “go see it”.

Now, is a sci-fi thriller hitting theatres on October 28, 2011. It’s about a future world in which the aging gene no longer exists. To avoid overpopulation, time has become the currency and they way people pay for luxuries and necessities. With an all star cast, which includes Justin Timberlake, Olivia Wilde, Amanda Seyfried, to mention a few, I have to say I’m looking forward to this film with Alex. Plus, I love me some JT.

It’s still unconfirmed, but he is rumored to play Jace

in the City of Bones movie adaptation.

City of Bones is movie adaptation of the novel, by Cassadra Clare. I’ve read the book and I’m excited if this is true. Alex playing Jace (a demon hunter) will be awesome! Lot’s of action in this one. More on this once I get confirmation.

Okay, enough of that. Let’s look at some cute pics of the hottie!

Alex looking devilishly handsome in a suit.

I like a man that likes dogs... and picking up their poop.

Jesus take the wheel... Yes, that is a Celtic cross on his chest.

He has 7 tattoos total.

I always like boys who drive trucks.

Or who sit in the back of one shirtless. I’m not picky.

Alex running. Do I need to say anything else?

These are some racy modeling pics of my beloved.

I have a feeling Alex has a wild side. Just saying...

Last, I leave with you an interview of Alex that really shows you 1) He’s young. 2) He wishes he could read minds... I wonder who else reads minds? 3) And finally, Brits don’t joke well. There is always awkward silence. Check it out!

Teaser Trailer For My Next Story; Pressure

2011-02-21T09:02:00.000-10:00

I have to admit when it comes to writing, I get inspiration from practically anything and everything I see, smell, hear and sense. But when it comes to new story ideas, well those can become cumbersome until I do something with them. Thus, I am laying out the ground work for my next story; Pressure.

See, when I create a character in my head... Sometimes that asshole won’t leave me alone. That is, until I do something with him/her--jot a chapter down on paper... Or an outline. In this case, I created a short story. It’s too short to post or do anything with, but the main plot points are there. So, for fun I thought I’d create a little teaser trailer to help me conceptualize my story... And yes, Christian Bale is the epitome of a handsome man that is slightly chaotic and disturbing. Don’t tell him I said that... Just saying...

Pressure is the story of a young businessman: pristine, calculated, perfect. Narrated over the course of one day, sunrise to sunrise, we find Edward falling deep into the grips of his dark secret. With cryptic clues, Edward seeks help... But it’s too late. The crimes have been committed.

And yes you can say he’s a little psycho. Possibly a revised American Psycho? We’ll see how this plays out.

Have a great President’s Day.

Friday Wrap-Up and News!

2011-02-18T10:55:00.000-10:00

Can I get a "HELL YEAH" for three day weekends? If you have to work Monday, I'm sorry for you. But I for one, am THRILLED to have it off! Work has been kicking my ass and I'm in the middle of bedroom renovations which means the house is a mess and probably full of asbestos. My older daughter has officially bid adieu to her soft blue walls. Her new color choice? Gun Metal Gray. I both fear and marvel at her. She will be 13 in May and I will be getting out my rosary. Enough said.

So hopefully everyone had a pleasant Valentine's Day? My father decided to come over, ahem, uninvited. This forced my husband and I to allow him to watch our girls, while we try and find a restaurant to eat at. Mind you, we have no reservations ANYWHERE. Closer to 9pm, we finally get a seat at Tanaka of Tokyo which features Teppanyaki style Japanese food. Where we sat unfortunately allowed for fumes to consume us in a cloud of cooked meats. All I can say is thank God, I was hungry. My eyes were burning and I wreaked of burnt oil. But it was super yummy and nice to actually get out of the house on a Monday night. What rebels we are!

Moving on...

At I Adore Books and Film, I reviewed two books this week: The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's Nest by Stieg Larsson and Discovering Arugula by Elizabeth Allen. To read my review, click on the book title. (Both received five stars! Excellent books!)

Over here at TBT, I bestowed news of Alexness! To read about Alex Skarsgård's new film Melancholia getting picked up by Magnolia, click here.

To read my film newsletter Screen Shots, distributed by Inside Out Hawaii Magazine, click here. This week we reviewed "The Eagle" with Channing Tatum and Jamie Bell. We also discuss events and film festivals, movie news and recommend a DVD; this week being 500 Days of Summer.

In News...

Sometimes you just have to pimp a blog. Ian from The Buzzsaw Report, time after time, cracks me up in his posts. This week he discusses SAG and the role they played in blocking Robert Pattinson from accepting a role as a fire fighter. To read his post, click here.

Last, I leave with you a music video. This week I'm bringing you TV On The Radio; Wolf Like Me which has inspired for me, both a screenplay concept and a short story. In the screenplay, yes I picture Rob Pattinson. Think American Werewolf in London... Except change that to a Brit in Paris, modern times... edgier and darker. I'm exploring the "horror" fan side of me.

Side note: When I was young, some of the first works I've read were Edgar Allen Poe. I moved onto folklore and then to fiction that primarily focused on ghosts. When I finally grabbed a satanic bible of some sorts and brought it my father, he put the book back and took away my library card. Then he had me baptized at 12. I shit you not.... What? I used to like to read scary stories! I was young!

Have a great three day weekend!

Alexander Skarsgård's Film Picked Up in U.S.

2011-02-16T09:47:00.000-10:00

Lars Von Trier's new film Melancholia stars Kirsten Dunst, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Kiefer Sutherland, Charlotte Rampling, John Hurt, Alexander Skarsgård, Stellan Skarsgård and Udo Kier.The plot focuses on two women and their reactions to the impending end of the world. The movie is rumored to be completed by Spring, and will most likely premier at Cannes Film Festival.

A promo was recently viewed in Berlin, and this is what Todd from Twitch had to say about it.

"In short, it is gorgeous – instantly recognizable as Von Trier’s work and very likely the most commercial iteration of his talent that we have seen yet. This in no way implies that he has dumbed things down, just that the wild transgressions of Antichrist are not present here – where they would be entirely inappropriate – and that the imagery is so beautiful that this is a film that you could clearly cut one hell of a trailer for…Though firmly grounded in reality there are a lot of special effects in this and they are integrated seamlessly, shots of static electricity arcing off skin and dead birds falling from the sky in super slow motion being particularly effective."

Creepy! The Catholic in me is very excited to see this film. And I might add, Alex and Stellan in the same film? Yes, please. What also intrigues me about this film is the concept of the ending being shown first. Last year the director had noted that he wanted to present his story in this fashion because he didn't want the audience to speculate on what will happen, but focus on the levels of intricate events leading up to it. I can imagine myself and how I would feel and what my own feelings would be if I knew we were truly in our final days on earth. The plot in itself, sounds very deep and emotional and I'm sure that I will cry... Actually, I take that back. I KNOW, I will cry.

So I am happy to report that the film has been picked up by Magnolia Pictures. No word as of yet on the US release date.

Notes: I should stress that I have not seen any of Lars Von Trier's films but there is controversy over them. I suppose, there are people that hate his films and then there are people who praise them. One notably, is Antichrist, released in 2009.

I'm not even going to front, the movie poster for his previous film looks like all sorts of fuckery. Now, again. I have not seen the film. But, it sounds like something I wouldn't watch anyway. So let's cross our fingers that the Skarsgårds made a healthy choice in choosing to work with Von Trier, for the sake of a good script and not for the sake of being tied to a controversial director.

Peace Out!

Happy Valentine's Day!

2011-02-14T07:32:00.000-10:00

To all my readers, passersby, and fellow bloggers;
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!

A Valentine's Day video from HBO's True Blood.

A Valentine's Day picture of Isle Esme from Twilight.

A Valentine's Day card from Warners Bros., Red Riding Hood.

Friday Wrap-Up!

2011-02-11T09:51:00.000-10:00

After a day like yesterday, I have never felt so much in love with "Friday" than today. Truly, TGIF. Well, I'll make this short and sweet because I still feel very wound up from work.

Because of my exhaustion and pent up frustration, I only have one post over at I Adore Books and Films. To read my movie review of Vanishing on 7th Street, click here.

Here at TBT, I profess my love for two Swedes; Skarsgård and Larsson. To read my post, click here.

Screen Shots film newsletter, February 11, 2011: Click here.

And because music is my therapy... I leave you with one of my favorite songs, The Temper Trap-Sweet Disposition (Live). I so need a sweet disposition. Currently, disposition is bitter.

I’m Not Perfect, I Just Like to Write.

2011-02-10T14:16:00.000-10:00

Sometimes you just need to rant...

I have two face book accounts. One personal, one blog related. On my personal account, a friend of mine (X) posts her blog updates--she’s an aspiring writer. One post had a misspelling in her title. Another friend of mine (Y) commented on the misspelling and corrected her in comments. Later Y updates her status and says, learn how to spell if you want to be a writer. Then Y later deletes the status. Could have been directed at any one of us, certainly there are few of us from high school that write.

So here is my rant.

If you enjoy writing, do it. Don’t worry about spelling or where the fucking commas go. Just write. Don’t be stressed that “this author” says adjectives are lame. Just write. It’s certainly okay to continuously educate yourself by reading posts or books on grammar, but remember... Just write.

Want to hear how imperfect of a writer I am?

I misspell words. Even words that don’t exist.
I’m always quoting phrases incorrectly, but that is my MO.
I love needless words.
I type excessively fast and hate editing.
I make words up, insistent that they are in the dictionary.

Need I go on? So my point is, I’m not perfect. I just like to write. And I think people who like to be grammar police should just remain silent. (Oh, I’m good. See how much I’ve grown? Only one curse word in this whole post!)

Btw, here is another great post on writing rules. Simon Larter is a very witty writer and I love reading his updates and tweets (which are often laced with Vodka). Here’s what he had to say on the subject, check out: Things I believe, No. 1: Who Needs Them Grammar Rules?

Down With The Grammar Popo!

My Two Favorite Swedes: Skarsgård and Larsson

2011-02-08T11:26:00.000-10:00

When it comes to reading, I tend to become a little obsessed. I know, you'd never guess by this blog. But, as time wears on, I get over it and move on, becoming less intrigued as the newness wears off.

Currently I have to admit, I am head over heels for Sweden. The country has produced two of my favorite loves: Alex Skarsgård, the director/actor and Stieg Larsson and his ever so popular novels, the Millennium trilogy.

Alex, his father and his brother at

The King's Speech awards season party. {Source}

Can a family be anymore awesome?

Now I shall impose my obsession on you. With respect to upcoming films, I am most eager to see Alex in Straw Dogs, set to premiere September 16th, 2011.

Alex on the Straw Dogs set.

A remake of the 1971 Dustin Hoffman film, the 2011 Straw Dogs version is this time set in the deep South.

L.A. screenwriter David Sumner relocates with his wife to her hometown in the deep South. There, while tensions build between them, a brewing conflict with locals becomes a threat to them both.

Alex plays Charlie in the film.

I am scared for him to play this character,

but eager to see if he can bring depth to this

complex character who teeters on pure evil.

The concept behind the films are derived from a novel titled, The Siege of Trencher's Farm by Gordon Williams. The 1971 film made headlines for its violence and complicated rape scene (between Charlie, an ex-boyfriend, and Amy Sumner, David Sumner's wife). However, it is now considered one of Peckinpah's (director) greatest films. Let's hope the newer version can do the original film justice. So if you love True Blood, and are a fan of Alex; put this on your alert. Straw Dogs--September 2011.

Next, I can finally say, I have read all three of Larsson's books. Don't know who he is? Well let me tell you. Stieg Larsson was a Swedish writer and journalist. Prior to his death in 2004, Larsson completed three novels: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played With Fire and The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's Nest. He did not get to see the success of this series. Isn't that sad?

I can proudly say that not only have I read all three novels (I just finished the third one), but have watched the three Swedish films as well. All of them excellent! (If you have Netflix, the Swedish films are streaming.)

In regards to the novel, the first book focuses on a 40 year old mystery; the disappearance of a young teen. Blomkvist (a journalist) is hired by a very wealthy family to investigate this mystery. What starts off as an incredibly difficult task at hand, turns into a darker and more sinister story, with family secrets threatening to be exposed. It is more of a crime, thriller.

The second and third book then shift and primarily focus on Lisbeth Salander, a woman that Blomkvist hired in the first book to assist him in his investigation. Salander appears to be a young woman, rebellious and estranged. Nothing could be farther from the truth, as the plot takes a deep look into political corruption, Russian spies, and inhumane treatment and violations against women. Lisbeth Salander is one bitch you don't fuck with--she will cut you.

My warning: be prepared because the book gives a lot of information with respect to Sweden's economy, political figures and scandals. So much so, I felt like I've lived in Sweden the last six months. But I honestly think that reading the books, only enhanced my viewing pleasure when I watched the films. I recommend you do the same.

Now I bring you information related to the highly anticipated American Version, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

Daniel Craig will play Mikael Blomvkist.

PERFECTION!!

Rooney Mara will play Lisbeth Salander.

I am not happy.

I am Team Noomi Rapace.

(the Swedish Actress who originally played Salander)

Directed by David Fincher (Fight Club, Panic Room, The Social Network), the film will make its American debut, December 21, 2011. Even though I will have a hard time seeing another actress play my beloved heroine, Lisbeth Salander. You can bet I will be there opening night. Because I have invested so much into the books and the Swedish films, this movie reigns number 1, as my most anticipated film for 2011.

To read my book reviews, click on the title: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and The Girl Who Played With Fire. Since I just completed the third book last week, I'm still working on a review.

And there you have it. My two Favorite Swedes: The gorgeous, Alex Skarsgård and the late, Stieg Larsson.

till nästa gång

Friday Wrap-Up and News!

2011-02-04T08:34:00.000-10:00

Can you believe it’s February? I honestly do not know where the time flies. I can’t believe I’m thinking taxes, vacations, car payments almost being done, my littlest one starting junior high in September. I just want to stop the clock. Not for my benefit, but to keep my kids from aging. *Sighs* Well, enough of that. Hey, I finally got my computer! Yeah me! For those who are not aware, Macs don’t last forever. I know you thought buying Apple would be magical, right? Well, sorry to say even a Mac will only last about three years. But if hasn’t died, Apple does have a recycle program. I was able to turn my old Mac in and get a $403 credit. So knowing that Macs don’t last forever, why buy their top of the line? I bought the cheapest iMac, (the $1,199) and with my gift card, walked out only paying about $850. That’s not bad!

So I’m curious, anyone sad that RHoBH (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) is over? What a hot mess they are at times! I freaking loved it! And for the record, those women are the real deal--they have money. Orange County, Atlanta, Jersey and New York have nothing on them. Probably my favorite out of all the housewives seasons. Bye, bye Giggy the Pom.

Friday Wrap-Up--

Over at my book and film blog, I reviewed “The Rite” starring Anthony Hopkins. You can read what I had to say by clicking here. By the way, great film! But if you scare easily because you are a Catholic like me. Wait for it on DVD. It freaked me out for several days. I honestly cannot watch that type of stuff because I end up thinking about it when I’m trying to fall a sleep... in the dark!

Noe reviewed the first three books in the Pretty Little Liars series. (Watch the show! It’s better!) To read her review, click here.

And of course, in case you missed my post on the new “Superman” casting, click here. Henry Cavill is yummy. Beyond yummy, actually. He’s edible!

News--

February is a time for hearts

First. I want to help spread the word. Over at Twitarded, they are doing something important this month. They are raising money for the American Heart Association in memory of Snarkier Than You’s late mother, who passed away last year. Any amount helps, be it $5.00 (what you might spend at Starbucks), or $1. In mass, we can make a difference.

If you would like to donate, please visit Debbie’s dedication page by clicking here.

Fact: Heart Disease is the number cause of death among both men and women in the United States. Cancer and stroke, round out the top three.

Finally I leave you with one of my favorite current bands, Cold War Kids (which their new album just came out). I am having a passionate love affair with this song! This is an acoustic version of "Audience" (off an older album, but still one of my favorite CWK song's).

A New Superman! And He's Yummy!

2011-02-01T11:41:00.000-10:00

Credits: To kiTT who emailed me this info way before Warner Bros. did.

Well, it's not True Blood or Twilight news but it does involve another one of my favorite shows, The Tudors. Sorta. Let me explain.

Recently I watched a documentary on "Superman". It spanned the inception from comic book hero (DC Comics, 1938) to the many films and television series made. Basically, it was like "Why does one Superman work and another bomb". Or that's what I got out of it. The character is beloved, but let's be honest. Smallville was a hit, yet did you know that there was a recent Superman film? It was released in 2006, Superman Returns. Of course I didn't see it! Christopher Reeves will always be my one and only Superman!

But I do give filmmakers credit for trying. And in 2011, here we are again. Another Superman movie in the works. BUT! The difference is this. Zach Synder is directing. If you are not familiar with him, then I'm sure you know his films.

Let me just point out a few: 300--(You know, "THIS IS SPARTA!") I actually hated that movie. That's right I said it. I liked Gladiator better, but that's beside the point. I'll give Snyder credit for his vision.

Then there are the more recent movies (because you only get better with age), Legends of the Guardians--The graphics were freaking amazing!! Side note: My daughter said that was the lamest movie ever and that owls don't deserve a movie of their own. But I threatened to buy her pajama jeans for her birthday if she ever talked smack on my owl movie again. I loved it! Plus Ryan Kwanten is the voice for the lead and two hours of his accent. Yes, please!

And Suckerpunch--I know. It hasn't come out yet, but damn if I don't want to see this movie. OMG, girls wielding swords and kicking ass. Take me with you! I want to kick ass too! *Husband rolls eyes when I mention this movie*

So, to sum it up. Snyder will be an awesome director and I am looking forward to his technical genius.

But then guess what? Warners. Bros. has officially confirmed on Sunday, that Henry Cavill has been cast as Clark Kent/Superman! *drops dead* Have you seen the Tudors? Go Netflix that shit right now. Season 1 is on instant streaming. (Remember, Stephenie Meyer wanted Henry Cavill to play Edward Cullen? Yeah, I'm sure she watched the Tudors. Just saying... "Steph, I got your back!")

Henry looking yummy in The Tudors.

So who will be Lois Lane? Don't even say it. I heard the rumor too. It's just a rumor! (Okay, supposedly Kristen Stewart has auditioned). A part of me doesn't want her to touch my Henry because she already has Rob and that's just not fair. But, if you think about it. They would be smokin' together on screen. Cavil and Stewart. I could see that working.

UPDATE: According to NYDailyNews.com, Stewart did not read for the role but instead met with both Zach and his wife (producer). Stewart declined the role.

Cavill. Henry Cavill.

He doesn't drink martinis.

He drinks his Vodka straight.

Anyway, here's the official press release:

BURBANK, CA, January 30, 2011 – Warner Bros. Pictures and Legendary Pictures announced today that Henry Cavill has won the coveted role of Superman, the iconic superhero.

The film will be directed by Zack Snyder, who stated, “In the pantheon of superheroes, Superman is the most recognized and revered character of all time, and I am honored to be a part of his return to the big screen. I also join Warner Bros., Legendary and the producers in saying how excited we are about the casting of Henry. He is the perfect choice to don the cape and S shield.”

Charles Roven, Emma Thomas, Christopher Nolan and Deborah Snyder are the producers of the film. The screenplay is being written by David S. Goyer based on a story by Goyer and Nolan. Thomas Tull and Lloyd Phillips are serving as executive producers.

Cavill recently wrapped production on “The Cold Light of Day” and stars in the upcoming “Immortals,” opening this fall.

Targeted for release in December 2012, the new Superman movie will be distributed worldwide by Warner Bros. Pictures, a Warner Bros. Entertainment Company.

Friday Wrap-Up!

2011-01-28T11:38:00.000-10:00

Am I the only one thanking God that it is Friday? I had to ask my husband last night, "What day is today?" I've been on pain meds for my migraine and this week has been a complete blur. Then the Vampire Diaries came on and I forgot what I asked him. Hello Damon!

But it's time for Friday Wrap-Up!

First up, Sophia from Sophia The Writer has bestowed an award to little ole me!

"I've followed Suzie's True Blood Twilight blog since the beginning and I'm really excited to see her journey through fanfic and into other writing as well. Suzie embodies the Aloha spirit, which is such a mainland thing to say lol Suzie, I'm so rooting for you!" - Sophia

Let me tell, it is not the award that I'm touched by, it's Sophia's comment. I truly am blessed to have discovered my love for writing and I'm even more blessed, that anyone else reads it. Honestly, that's how I feel. So thank you Sophia, and if you are not a follower of her blog; please check her out. Sophia has an interesting resume; former actress and playwrite (and the original iPod model-I freaking love that!) and currently writing YA novels. Mahalo!!

Over at I Adore Books and Film, I reviewed Ip Man 2: Legend of the Grandmaster. It is a Chinese Foreign film, undubbed and uncut--AWESOME!! It opens today in selected theaters. Go support your foreign films!!

As for book reviews, I'm currently in the middle of "The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's Nest" and Noe is about to unleash her anger when she writes her review of "Pretty Little Liars"--My daughter gave me her verbal review last night, and the word "stupid" was used quite a bit. I will be editing her review! One of those book reviews will be up next week.

Over at this blog, we took a look at Catherine Hardwicke's second trailer for Red Riding Hood (which I've already pleaded with Warner Bros. to give me a screener) and Taytay's "Official" images from his new film, Abduction.

Over at my film newsletter, Screen Shots, we have three movie reviews: Ip Man 2, Blue Valentine and The Dilemma. To view my film newsletter, click here.

And last... To commemorate The King's Speech for its 12 Oscar nominations, I bring you the real King's speech. (Thanks NextMovie!) Have a great weekend!