Yes, Friday may be over for some of you, and nearly over for most of you... But I've been busy being emo today because we've had really bad rain, and I have a house full of kids, including my son who is home from college. I need some "me" time... And it needs to come in the form of a drink, or the Breaking Dawn Part 1 trailer. I'll take either, or both. I'm not picky at this moment.
But then I got my Alex alert email, and holy moly, those photos... More... Yikes. Alex said he will not be outdone by some stupid Breaking Bella, or whatever we call it, trailer. So here we go:
This is my favorite "Oily Variety Bohunk" pic.
Let's pretend this is me and Alex after I beat him mercilessly after sex.
Dear God, is that blood on the left hand side?
Um, ok. This might be too BDSM for me.
I'm still cringing at the black glove.
Is he going to strangle me after?
Alex looks like a sexy, deranged serial killer.
Alex, a paddle babe, not a bat. Just saying...
Shit, what are they teaching you in Sweden?
Even though Alex looks bisexual here, he's still a hot bisexual!
Overall, this photographer sucks! Alex will always be hot to me, but he looks like he wants to throw me in the basement, strip me of my skin so he can make a full body suit, then pose as woman, where he can then beat to death some poor unsuspecting male with his weird black glove on one arm, and black bat.
Anyways, don't forget to watch MTV this Sunday for the Breaking Dawn Part 1 trailer!!! Let's talk Monday about it, mmmmkay?