It's Friday! Time for Shots!

*Must Be 21 And Over to Drink*

What is my motto? We do not think or work on Fridays, right? Fridays are for catching up on fanfics, or drooling over videos, or thinking up words for Drunken Mad Libs. Not for thinking.

Soooo, I offer you shots of screaming orgasm!

1 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1/2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur

Pretend it's Rob

Oh Alex, nothing like taking matters into your

own hands.

And for the guys...

Btw, this photo was taking from an article titled: Sex and the Stoner

Really, did someone feel the need to delve deep into this lustful world of

spilled bong juice and lazy sex?

Btw, Robmusement was kind enough to include me in the epic posts, 101 Reasons. Please head over there and check out my list (10 Reasons Why I Love Rob) along with some other great bloggers! Viva La Robmusement!

If you love books, new blog post up! I give my review on the Hunger Games! Check it out here, over at I Adore Books And Film.

Last, I've been nominated for a Silent Tear Award for Best Unknown Author. I am unknow, so please vote if you can! Silent Tear Award

I know, shut up already, right? Fine!!! Have a great weekend!!

New Clip-Eric and Pam Audition New Dancers For Fangtasia

I loved it minus the sex pot whore that will now be Eric's love interest. Damn her!

Jacob! What are you doing behind Eric?

True Blood Promos & A Taste of New Blood!

First up, last night's Season 3 Promo. *Raises Hand* I know what scene I think this may be!

Season 3 In Production: Sookie

Beginning May 2, Brand New Mini-Episodes, written by Alan Ball will be aired. This is ON top of the new Season, soooo, thank you True Blood! Are you excited for this mini-drops of blood?

It Should Be Illegal To Think On Fridays!

Have you ever had one of those weeks where your brain... it's just fried.

Well that is how I feel. So, let the good times roll.

Fuck, I've been calling myself a millionaire this whole time.

That's what it means.

I don't blame you. Those fucking creepy little white jeeps...

Sista, I say the same thing every year, but the police

don't seem to do anything about it.

Good point! I may need you to take another ad

out to remind me though.

Was this before or after the shrooms?

Used, you mean it's not new?!

That. Is. A bargain!!

And now... let's just squee like fat little pigs, rolling in their own waste. What I love about this newer Eclipse trailer? The darkness behind it. After all, people are dying.. I am in love with the gnashing of the wolves, the zombie feel to the newbie vamps, the wickedness of the deaths in Seattle, Jasper unleashing a can of whip ass.

Fuck yah! That's what I'm talking about.

My First Man Candy Courtesy of the Navy!

So everybody has seen and drooled over the latest Kellan Lutz’s shots, right?

It’s like he’s secretly competing with Rob, over female fans. Well, don’t worry boys. There is room in my heart for both of you. *wink, wink*

And btw, speaking of Kellan’s shots; bravo to Details Magazine, way to tramp it up! First Rob and his “allergic to vaginas” photo shoot, then we get glimpses of the dirty, sweaty bodies of True Blood and, now Kellan and his body have sexified dirty bathrooms in old gyms. I think Details Mag’s has a thing for dirty bathrooms, don’t ya think?

So anyway, with thoughts of Kellan on my mind, guess what comes on? Top Gun. I know it comes on all the time, but I can’t help myself. I love that movie, but this time I’m intrigued.

*Runs into kitchen to tell husband my thoughts* “Top Gun is the first time I really NOTICE man candy. “

*Husband’s reaction-starts singing* “Highway to the danger zone… I’m gonna take you right into the danger zone…”

*My reaction* “I’m serious! That volleyball scene will forever live in my head, as one of my all time Man Candy scenes.”

*Husband’s reaction* ….. *silence* “Edward is jealous.”

*My reaction* ….. walks away.

So I plop back down on the couch and start watching.

Observations;

1) Kelly McGillis was a total cougar, and now that I’m older. I LOVE it!! There is hope for me and Rob.. Um, er… whatever, in my fantasies.

2) The volleyball scene has many oily bohunks. I thought New Moon showered me with abs, but damn it. I’m calling it. Volleyball scene is officially my first Man Candy scene.

Don't hate on his jeans... It was the style.

Like you didn't look....

Do not act like Ice Man wasn't hot.

Okay, technically a shower scene but still... HOT!

So there you have it. I am still enjoying Man Candy, abs, and weird bulging hip muscles and thanks partly to the exposure of a Mr. Tom Cruise and my earlier boys of summer.

God bless the Navy.

What was your first man candy scene?

And don't think I haven't forgotten about you men, maybe it was Weird Science?

I Dream of Wolves and Vomit

So I have to get this off my chest. First, I dont' usually remember my dreams, EVER. But this one was different. It was unique. It was riddled with wolves, and well, had me feeling all warm and fuzzy when I finally woke up. Can I please tell you about it?

So here we go. Which side note; if you have an awesome Rob dream. You suck cause I never have them. But, if you want to find the meaning behind it, shoot Mrs. P an email. She's awesome!

*Fades into swirly clouds*

I'm in a gym and I realize that I'm the last person in line. I get ushered in, and leaving is some bimbo in a purple safety belt dress (it looks like an ace bandage wrapped around her body). I look down at my outfit, and feel confident that I'm not in anyway underdressed, but as she slithers by, I notice that the ass is cut out of her dress, and she has no underwear on. Don't know why, but I'm shocked at her outfit.

She was wearing something like this.

As I walk towards my desitanation, I am asked to stop for one second. They are wiping up mass amounts of vomit. Apparently, bare ass bimbo threw up everywhere. Yeah, and it's green. I instantly think of salsa verde, as I watch white the mess being mopped up. 

 This was everywhere

Finally they let me in and the first person I am greeted by, is Alex Meraz. Since I'm the last person and forced to smell vomit fumes, they allow me to 'go off' with my photo session. I remember specifically thinking, I really have the urge to grab him and make out with him, but he's married and I don't mean any disrespect, so I playfully throw up a peace sign, to which Alex does the same. The next thing I know, we're taking several shots of us being all gansta and thug, with fingers flying high.

Yeah, we kinda posed cheesy like this.

Coming up behind me is Chaske, who seems really nice in the dream and we do more the fan thing, with just your typical pics of me, with my arm around him, yada yada yada.

BUT THEN!!

I tell them, I'm total wolf pack material and that I can bust some moves, and Alex is like "Do it." So I do a back flip. Then all the guys help me with my flipping and I remember thinking, my hands are touching this dirty gym floor that just had puke all over it. Gross!

And then it was time for me to leave. So weird or what? First off, Taycob is not in my dream. Second, what is up with assless purple bandage bimbo throwing up? Third, how did I become so ninja in my dream?

Anyhoo, I felt the need to share, cause honest to fucking God, I swear I woke up feeling I had really already met the guys, and um, I have pics some where to prove it. Straaaaange... I assure you, I did not eat a Hot Pocket before going to bed and whatever, I just wanted to share my weird dream.

What Is In The Water These Days?

I will need to check your pubes to see if you

really are a brunette!

Hey what happened to your brown hair?

Sweet Shit... *collapses on floor*

Oh, it's Mr. Rathbone if you're nasty.

He does have a six pack. I counted.

You gotta little bit of titty sweat...

Right there..

I'll just lick that up for you.

I know you like being butt naked in the dirt,

but I'm not into that!

Oh what the hell! A little dirt in the vajayjay never hurt. Right?

Severe Jaw Porn. Bel Ami will be the death of me.

Goddamn It Nina! Move out of my away!

Have you been watching Vampire Diaries lately?

Did you see Damon's satorius muscle? (Hell yes I looked it up)

That will be all. Thank you.

Cinderella; A Tale of Lust has been nominated!

Guess what! Guess what! Cinderella; A Tale of Lust has been nominated for a The Faithful Shipper Award for best crossover.

I've never been nominated, so it's crack to me. Okay, fine. I don't know what crack is like, but I suppose it's like a caramel frappuccino, sitting on my desk.... Mmm. I feel a coffee high coming on.

So... A few things, if you don't mind.

See this awesome banner! Jeanette from Robmusement made it for me, out of the awesomeness of her heart.
*Le Sigh* I love it and J... you are fabulous. Plus I didn't even beg her, like I normally would. She just made it!

Now onto to my pleas.... Well if you've been reading Cinderella, and you enjoy it... may I humbly ask that you vote for it... pretty please! (By the way, I love how one of my readers renamed it CinderBella. Hello, I should have thought of that!)

To vote, go here: VOTE

To see a list of fanfics nominated, go here: Nominations

Now here's something funny. Somebody actually made a video crossover. This is when my story becomes a movie. *giggles*



Source

True Blood News; Promos, VILFs and Interviews.

Oh HBO.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways....
I love thee to the depth and breadth of height.

Season 3 In Production: Eric

(Eric... I sent you. Fuck, don't you remember? To kill Sookie, so you would only have a blood bond with me.)

My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.

I thought this was dark Columbian coffee the first time I saw it.

I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.

Season 3 In Production: Sam

(Is Sam getting a blowjob? Is that why he hesitates?)

I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.

Wow, HBo. We're just letting our balls fly high
this season, aren't we?

Very 'VILF' but for the love of God,
take some fucking new pictures, please!
HBO, you can't afford a fucking photographer?

Looking a litte vampilicous here.
Please give him a better hairdo, Season 3
or do you want me to hate Bill? Is that it?

I love thee with a passion put to use

In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.

Season 3 In Production: Tara

(Oooh. I'm okay with Tara dying, especially when she makes that face.)

I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, --- I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.

(Well hello Alcide. Your looking mighty fine in your flannel.)

Last, an interview with Carrie Preston regarding the rumors that Arlene will *cuts throat with finger* get the axe this season.

Me; So are you gonna die bitch, or what? Oh, my bad. I was calling Arlene a bitch, not you Carrie.

“Let me put it this way, we’ve done half the season and I’m still there,” she said.

“Well, obviously I can’t comment on what’s happening on ‘True Blood,’ Carrie responds to the rumors, “but I will say that I go through stretches where they don’t need me. We have a cast of about 1,000 on ‘True Blood.’ [Laughs] I’m not kidding, we’ve got 20 series regulars, or at least people who do more than half the episodes. Then we have at least another 20 guest stars and stuff, so the writers are servicing many, many people. We all end up — even Anna [Paquin] and Stephen [Moyer] — having a stretch of time where we’re not working. ‘The Good Wife’ caught me during one of those times, so I did an episode and right now, we’re in discussions with ‘True Blood’ for me to do more.”
To read more of this interview, click here.

Italicized words; Sonnet by Elizabeth Barret Browning

Happy Easter from Fifty Shades!

Don’t eat too many chocolates...

Happy Easter!!!

IamBiel

Why So Many Goddamn Covers?!

Why does the new Eclipse paper back cover remind me of something?

Hmmm...

I see...

I've got it. That's because the cover for Eclipse looks like they married the House of Night Series with The Vampire Diaries. I like it but it's unoriginal and kind of 'been there, done that'.

Now traditionally paperbacks will use their new tv/movie logo, as in the Sookie Stackhouse books using both the original paintings;

Original artwork by artist Lisa Desimini

or the True Blood logo

But the publishers are also releasing this cover as well for Eclipse;

Is it just me, or does that bug the fuck out of you? I kind of feel like the publishers are trying to bleed young fans into purchasing both books, just to have the different covers. Not cool, and it's just my opinion. Frankly, what the fuck was wrong with the ribbon?

I love the ribbon!