I Gave In... I Watched Adventureland!

So over at Twitarded, a discussion had brewed yesterday over KStew. I will say this for the record because... well, I just feel like commenting on her.

I never noticed her twitching or excessive blinking in Twilight. At all. Until, others commented on it, and then, that was all she wrote. Unfortunately, it was all I noticed thereafter.

But, in New Moon. Wow. She's worlds apart from Twilight, and a year older I may add, and her acting was believable.

I have had Adventureland, sitting on my desk for almost a month, and for some reason, I just couldn't bring myself to watch it. But after last nights discussion, I relented and popped it in.

The movie is set in 1987! Wooohoo. I was like in 10th grade, a complete juvenile delinquent and well... look.

What the fuck is up with my hair?

Why am I wearing all white?

And more importantly, why did I pose near my mom's car?

Did I think I was modeling? Cause the fucked up stucco and cable line in the background is horrid.

Back to the movie. What? Ryan Reynolds.. Well, heeellloo Ryan? Which I did not get till the very end, that his character sucks. Lying, cheating bastard! I still heart you Ryan.

So Adventureland takes place after James finishes college, where he soon finds out, that not only has his parents backed out of paying for his European summer trip, but also on any contributing funds towards his post graduate expenses.

James, with no work experience, is forced to take a low paying job at Adventureland, where we meet several other characters, including Em, who share in Jame's 'life sucks' attitude. Love brews between James and Em, and we soon come to learn, that Em has some serious issues. Well frankly, they all do, and that's the moral of the story.

What can I say, I freaking loved this movie! I love dry humor, with a fucked up undertone. It reminds me of director Wes Anderson's movies Rushmore and The Darjeeling Limited.

Now for her performance. Hey, she did a great job and I was rooting for her, through all her debauchery. In fact, I never thought for once, where's Edward? I felt her as Em. So much so, that when James catches Em leaving Connell's basement, and she starts crying, I cried.... I know. That's weird, because I didn't even cry during New Moon! But fuck, I felt bad for her.



Best parts of the movie. The scene where they get really high, and Em and James drive around in bumper cars while the Cure is playing. I LOVE THE CURE! That scene, stole my heart and threw me back almost twenty years.

Next great part. When Em is arguing with her step mom, and rips her wig off. Go fucking KStew! I actually yelled, "Hell Yeah!" Sorry, I had a bitch of a step mom too at that age, and what I wouldn't have done, to have told her my thoughts.

The ending, loved it! When James and Em finally have sex, I giggled. James is so innocently adorable, that I was thrilled that Em finally ended up with him. 

Overall, the movie gets 4 stars from me because I love Bill Hader and Kristin Wiig, and for a killer soundtrack. I'm totally (yup, I said totally) glad that I took the time last night to watch it and if you haven't already, aw fuck it, go rent it. It's worth it.

By the way, my worst summer job. Being a waitress at Bakers Square, know why? Cause I ate pie like a fat ass every Thursday when they'd throw them out. Plus I don't like waiting on people. I have ADD and if you don't hurry the fuck up and order, I want to throw a hot dinner roll at you. Thus why my career has never been in the customer service industry.

Best summer job. Working at Ripcurl Surf shop. That's where I met my hubby. Awwww. Isn't that cute? Actually, we were both horrible at the surf shop, played the music way too loud, and overall, caused havoc to the unsuspecting tourists. Again, I should not be in customer service.

This was taken while we both worked at Ripcurl.

Yes, I understand there is boobie peeking out.

"That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose." J.D. Salinger... RIP. The literary wold will miss you!

HOT Robert Pattinson Video Contest Results

First off! I want to thank Susie for playing mama to such hotness. Second of all. Thank you ladies that continuously make our lives a little better by spending your afternoons making fangtabulous videos of my men; Eric, Rob and Damon. ( Did you notice I used Rob instead of Edward. Sorry. Edward's makeup in New Moon... ewww)

Now on to important news. I WON. Not the whole contest, just a category but hey guess what? I fucking won! Does it matter? I won! I won! *whispers* I won! *yells* I won! What category? Best Vintage Song/Usage of Pics. I won!

So... Here are the results as posted:



Here is my winning video. *wipes tear*

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Jesus for making this all happen! Next, my wonderful husband that has stood by me, thick and thin and finally my children, and my Beta-EvenFlo78.

(Is it just me that fucking hates when a rapper thanks Jesus for his award, shortly after his arrest for drug possession and illegally carrying a concealed weapon. I'm just saying...)

So who did win Hottest Rob Pattinson video? Oh please. Like you didn't know. The fucking most wonderful Petitbiel Here's her winning video. (This song has totally grown on me)

Congrats to all the winners and those that submitted videos. Keep going!

I Just Wanna Show Love!

Serious Fiction Addiction

I just recently received a wonderful review from Rachel Z., and I wanted to show my appreciation, by pimping her site out!

Now in her post, she did a very thorough book review on Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty trilogy, which if you can recall, I recommended (um, it's very erotic and not everyone's cup of tea).

Rachel was kind enough to include my fanfic, Cinderella; A Tale of Lust, in her post. Here is an excerpt:

I was pleasantly surprised when I saw a Facebook status update from the blog TrueBloodTwilight about a Twilight fan fiction that Honolulu Girl had published. It is similar to The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty, but inspired by Cinderella. It is just a baby yet, with only 4 chapters, but already the character development sets it apart from The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty.

Wow. I am... speechless. You have no idea how warm and fuzzy, comments and reviews make me feel. So Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Now to tie in with Rachel's post Erotica. Shall we?

Rob and Alex in Spider-Man?

 GO AWAY IF YOU ARE UNDER 18, PLEASE...

Spider-Man Reboot as they are calling it. This I've heard for quite some time, yet I didn't know the last set of movies were dead to begin with. Tobey will always be Spidey to me, so I'm curious why it is being franchised again, which leads me to my next set of rumors.

Now, many blogs recently had discussed their thoughts on Rob Pattinson playing Spider-Man. I couldn't find any updated information on this, only talk of who they wanted to direct the new series, which is currently leaning towards Nimrod Antal.

Anyway, what's triggering my little brain waves, is the rumor or maybe 'want' to have Alex Skarsgard play Eddie Brock/Venom. I'd seen this posting via AlexSkarsgard.org that ComicBookMovie.com had picked Alex as their choice, and interestingly enough, Alex would make a good Venom.

So who's Eddie Brock? A man diagnosed with terminal cancer, that just can't seem to get a break. Eddie, a journalist, believes he has the confession from a serial killer, to only find out that he'd been investigating a complete fabricator, a liar. It is revealed that Spider-Man had indeed caught the real serial killer, and Eddie is fired from his job. From there, it just gets worst as his wife decides to divorce him... Shit, the poor guy.

Thus evil intentions, lure evil and there he is met with symbiote who bonds with him, turning him into Venom. (okay that is the condensed version, but you can click: I don't give a shit about Comics for more information)

Soooo. Now would you watch Spider-Man if Rob were Peter Parker and Alex was Eddie Brock? Um, yes please and hey... Sam Raimi, can you write in some naked slash scenes between the two characters? Oh, come on. I'm not asking for full on anal penetration, but I'm asking for the two to forgive and forget, and experiment a little by making out naked. Or am I?

Got this from S_Meadows 

via Magnificent. 

Got Tagged?

*click on names for links

Well, tagging has made it's way to youtube and how fun. Do you remember when Twitarded started the meme? I absolutely loved it, because I love knowing more about you, all of you and I sincerely mean that.

I Love Boys Who Sparkle had tagged me and that just made my heart swell because I adore them, and bow to them for their awesomeness.

Now, back to tagging. I've recently seen a few video makers with their tagged videos and WOW. These people are amazing. Did you know that 999Susie has three degrees? Three fucking degrees! Susie, you rule! Dukkesa31 was born on the Canary Islands, how cool is that? Tattedbabe33 has some awesome tatts on her back and is one hot mama. Seriously, I'm loving the random facts via youtube clips. So definitely check out your favorite youtuber, and see if they've done a tagged video. You'll learn some interesting things, and it will make you lose weight and grow a full cup size. Okay, well.. maybe? Not really. I lied, but they're still cool to watch.

Anyhoo! NewZealandMouse tagged me and again my heart swelled, because frankly, I'm always surprised whenever anyone watches any of my videos. I'm not on par with some of the really talented video peeps like Susie and Biel, but I try, which I did get Final Cut Express just recently! Woohooo! Loaded it, and the shit is hard! Booo! So I bought a very expensive guide book with cd tutorial to train me and it's on bitches. One day, I'll make a fuckhawt video and win an Oscar or Golden Globe for it!

So, I wanted to show NewZealandMouse's video because she's so cute and cool and plus, she loves the Cure like me, and well... that's just an instant bond when you like the same music.



Drums. THAT is... awesome! Um, shit. Now it's my turn. I have no ninja skills, no special talents, nothing of interest to share. Does wanting to fuck both Rob and Alex count as a random fact? What? (Yeah, I stole your man sandwich Stacked Like Sookie, but we share them right?)

Oh well, sorry if it's boring. Here's my tagged video.

Word For The Day: Underappreciated

Main Entry: un·der·ap·pre·ci·at·ed
Pronunciation: \ˌən-dər-ə-ˈprē-shē-ˌā-təd\
Function: adjective
Date: 1968 : not duly appreciate (duh?)

Today's word is Underappreciated. I'd like to start by asking you all, to get out your notebooks and jot a few notes down.

*walks over to the chalk board and begins to write*

(I have neat writing, huh?)

*Turns to speak to class* Jason Stackhouse. *clears throat* Jason Stackhouse is one of the most overlooked, underappreciated hotties on True Blood. His figure, flawless. His one liners, hilarious. His sex scenes, yes please. So Jason overall is a clear representation of a perfectly good piece of ass, that isn't really getting much attention. *gets out cardboard cutout* Let's take a closer look at Jason. Shall we?

(Is not really a blond, is he?)

Mr. Stackhouse is a wonderful addition to True Blood, and Season 2 showcased his comical abilities. A feast for the eyes, I think you will agree with me that Mr. Stackhouse deserves more screen time next season, and preferably with at least one season of normal girlfriends that aren't addicted to V.

*turns off the lights and prepares class for a movie* Let's watch a beautiful clip made by XTheHardestPaart. This short film was made in December of 2009, with XTHP's directorial debut in December of 2008.

*presses play while pointing at Johnny who's already falling asleep*

*turns on light*

Now. I think to be fair, another character should be recognized for his unique but understated ways. Let's take a closer look at Mr. Emmett Cullen. *walks back over to chalkboard and begins to write again*

Mr. Cullen is loved by some, but not necessarily all, as Mr. Edward Cullen tends to outshine his brothers. Emmett is often portrayed as a party guy, a fun person to hang with, a sexual beast with a collar around his neck, but by his girlfriend Rosalie. Hmm. This might be why he is overlooked. I think I'm on to something. *thinks that bitch Rosalie is suffocating him* I think we need to see a different Emmett. Still fun, but maybe with a little more depth. *pulls out a second cardboard cutout*

(Did he shave?)

See, Emmett can be merely more than Rosalie's arm warmer. He can be the focus of a hot, sensual story. So for your homework tonight. *gives fat kid in the front row evil eyes for booing* You will be asked to read The Emmett Show. This is written by Evenflo78. *smiles, and thinks what a wonderful Beta she is to me*

In summary, the story still under progress, is a great fanfic focusing on our boy, and boy Emmett is hot. Her descriptive depictions of his unrelenting desire for Bella, that grows with each comical move of her body, her words, her humorous ways, is steamy lemon flavored air wafting through your bedroom. *sniff to smell sweet lemons* With only three chapters up, you have time to get caught up.

Edward and the rest of the Cullen's are out of town, leaving Emmett to watch over Bella. Emmett decides Bella needs to act her age, but was never prepared to deal with the consequences.

Would you like me to read a little?

Snapshot of Chapter 1:
Bella’s sweater had lifted and exposed her backside to me. My pants tightened and I’ll be damned if I wasn’t drooling venom. Fuck. Rosalie always wore those skimpy thongs and lacy contraptions. But fuck if I didn’t find myself straining against the seam of my pants due to Bella’s white cotton panties that had flashed me moments before. I rubbed my hard-on through my jeans, willing it to go away and returned to the sofa.

But being a vampire with a perfect memory is not always a good thing and I couldn’t seem to shake those white panties or Bella’s ass from my thoughts.

This was going to be one long fucking weekend.
Ending of Snapshot.

So. To reiterate, you will read The Emmett Show, and prepare at least one comment to which you will post on her fanfic.

Monday, an Officer from our local police department will be going over the program D.A.R.E *bell rings*

Class Dismissed! Have a good weekend kids!!

6 Degrees of Separation

Ok, so I've seen it done before, and we had mentioned it on the last post. 6 degrees of separation. NOW. I can't post personal photos w/o permission, so bear with me and I'll make this brief and short, because I'm basically nosy and want to see how close I am to my two sexy boyfriends.

Rob Pattinson

I know a guy from high school. (that's my mascot)

and was introduced to his wife via facebook.

She is friends with this lady.

Who is Taylor's PR person.

Taylor knows Rob! *ding ding 5 degrees* 

Alex Skarsgard

I have a friend from high school, Jennifer Gimenez.

She played Inez, in the movie Blow starring Johnny Depp.

He also starred in Pirates of the Caribbean w/ Stellan Skarsgard who played Bootstrap Bill.

 

He is Alex's father.*ding ding 4 degrees*

Why aren't these two men, my lovers? I practically know them like the back of my hand. What the fuckity fuck! How about you? (and if you come closer, I will bitch up a fucking storm)

Besides my frivolous rants, I wanted to post some yum yum. Thanks NewZealandMouse Yes, I want to take a ride on Rob's disco stick.

Well Hello Father-In-Law...

So don't hate on me, but my 9 year old loves musicals. I introduced her to Grease, and she has the freaking movie on DVD and sings all the songs by heart. Yeah, it's like that.

Anyway, Mamma Mia came on last night, and I'd never seen it. So, I plaster myself to the couch, cookies in hand, and verbally assault my husband, that he too, must sit and watch it. Since I'm the Dom, and he's my Sub, he obliges (of course, not without back talking me because I made him take me to Elton John on Saturday, so he feels he's been physically abused the entire weekend, and thinks he deserves sex or something. Shit!!)

Going back to Mamma Mia. It's a shaky start, but soon enough, I'm cracking up and singing the songs of ABBA. Oh... my 9 year old was in heaven. Then, at the end, when they roll the credits. Low in behold, there's his name. My future father-in-law, Stellan Skarsgard. *gasp, rewinds since Mamma Mia is on DVR* Yup, it is. Stellan Skarsgard. *faints from the sheer site of Skarsgard* My heart drops, and since hubby is in the room, I try to contain my inner glee.

See Mr. Skarsgard, (Yes, he plays one of the potential dads in Mamma Mia and more famous, Bootstrap Will Turner, in Pirates of the Caribbean, among a list of other movies) is the father to Alex Skarsgard, my oily bohunk (remember that from 16 candles?). YUM! So, you see this man has created something so exquisite, so delicious, so remarkably gorgeous, soo....Oh you get the picture. This is what he created! See his handsome offspring, all grown up!

Alex is waiting for me to pick him up but I got the time wrong

so I'm running late. Sorry hunny!

Me (my back turned/white tank top) and Alex

getting ready to make me a drink, so he can get me drunk and have his way.

I'm picking up Alex at the airport, of course I'm always late.

(ignore his Le Sports Sac carry on, and the peace sign, he's Swedish)

Let's see how cute Alex's dad is. Here's a quick clip of his singing. "Hi future dad!"

Behold! Gifts of Myrrh and Frankincense!

Ok, not really, but I thought I’d share some things I made, and somethings I received.

First up, I begged asked Robmusement to make a Princeward, and... she did. *curtesy* Thank you!! Why do I love Prince Edward? Anyway, she’s amazing and I kindly ask that you check out her many wonderful posts, which include some of her own beautiful work. Kisses to Robmusement

I’m a sucker for fairy tales!

Next up, I have to give credit where credit is due. Lisa from 17ForeverLisa *uses both hands and throws kisses* chose the song for my latest video, and um... I like how she rolls! Cause the song is HAWT.... all I’m saying.. So sing along, touch yourself, enjoy a margarita, whatever you do... Just sit back and watch.

You can visit Lisa at

Enjoy your weekend!

"Eye" Want Candy!

So, things feel like the calm before the storm, doesn't it? I mean a little news here and there, but fuck. Nothing exciting.

Alan Ball saying Season 3 will be about Eric but Season 4 (approved) will really be about Eric. Okay. Um, yeah. Book 3 is more about Alcide and badnews Bill, but whatever! I'll take Eric! Season 4 *faints at the thought* better be fucking about Eric! Or I'm flying in to bitch slap Alan. Don't deny me, my Amnesia Eric.

Then there's the leaked Eclipse script. Really? You can't wait? I imagine reading a screenplay is as entertaining as reading a cookbook. So if you must, get on with your badself.. I, however, will chose to wait, because I'm pure and shit. Kthanxbai.

So... what I really need right now is eye candy! 
*opens cellophane wrapper... licks lips... opens mouth... Mmmm*

Candy Man? Where are you?

WickedSpice83

 Candy Man? My sweet tooth still hurts?

999Susie

 Candy Man? I want some Damon? Can Haz?

October456

Mmmmmmm

Cinderella A Tale of Lust

Well, I’ve almost completed my Eric Northman fanfic. Yeah! Thanks Beta Evenflo78!

So I wanted to let you know, that I’ve started a new FF titled Cinderella; A Tale of Lust. The story is a retelling of the classic written by the Brothers Grimm. My version, of course, is an erotic fairy tale with a very sexual Edward, drawn instantly to a very beautiful servant, named Bella. Can Edward control his desires to let love take its place? Will Bella reveal who she really is? You’ll have to read my short story to find out. And remember, you have been forewarned! This is Erotica, so don’t read any further, if you don’t like that sort of stuff. I’ve included a few paragraphs from Chap 1... Kbyethanx!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5641473/1/

As Prince Edward lay back in his bed, his servant maid began to take his sex, full into her mouth. She eased her lips gently, around his very swollen member. Her tongue sliding, licking every inch of his length. She began moving up and down, scraping her teeth along the skin of his cock. She began to quicken her pace, to match the rhythm of his breath. He groaned, as she playfully bit, taking him deep into her throat. She began to taste the salty liquids, dripping from the tip of his penis. She slipped her hand gradually down, cupping his scrotum, and began to place a light squeeze on it. While coming up in her stroke, she thrust her tongue deep into the opening of his penis. It was this gesture that caused Prince Edward to shake, and release his desires, ejaculating across her mouth. She gradually stood up, tasting his discharge on her lips. Taking as much as she could with one finger, she raised an eyebrow to him, while placing the semen into her mouth. She gently pulled her finger out, moaning, as if the taste was sweeter than the finest sugar. Prince Edward, eyeing her, gestured for her to grab the paddle. It was laying, as it always did, properly against the bedroom wall. Doing as she was commanded, she brought Prince Edward the paddle.

The maid, knowing what was to come, prepared herself for the pain. She lifted her dress and bent before the Prince, exposing her own, very swollen sex. Her face tightened, and before he even struck, she softly began to weep. Crack, the first swing of the paddle. The maiden, saying nothing, simply winced from the pain. Crack, the second swing, this time harder than the first. The tears flowed freely, as her own desire begged to be released. The Prince continued on with the spankings, till the maiden’s thighs were a bright shade of crimson. Then, satisfied with his doings, he reached between her legs, pinching the hard nodule between the inner folds of her vagina. Moisture began to seep out, as the maiden moaned from his touch.

“You may go and relieve yourself,” Prince Edward whispered and thus the maiden stood up, and began to lower her skirt. She thanked him for his mercy, and retreated from his bedroom.

So What Happened to Breaking Dawn?

Ok, first, did you have a good New Year’s Eve? Here in Hawaii, it’s legal to shoot fireworks and it’s also an Asian/Hawaiian tradition to light shit up hardcore at midnight and allow the smoke to penetrate through your home, to ward off any evil spirits. This causes our island to officially fall off radar from midnight to about 12:30am (Ok, I just made that up, but it could be true). So for us, it feels like a bad scene out of ‘Nam, or WWII (Okay, I’ve never experienced war, but New Year’s in Hawaii, is as about as close to action as I’ll get). People spend thousands on fireworks and I mean the kind that you launch in the air! So don’t mind me, I’m just allergic to severe amounts of Sulfur and don’t mind that I can’t fucking see shit when I drive home because of all the smoke. But other than that! Happy New Year and Hello 2010! It seems January is already up my ass, and for some reason I feel really busy. No rest for dirty whores like me! Damn it!

So anyway, I was thinking. Where are we with BD? Are they still discussing whether it should be spit into two movies? I’m thinking I’m okay with it being filmed as one. I definitely want the Honeymoon scene, to be detailed! That’s it. I don’t care what you do with the rest. I know how the story goes. I just want my honeymoon scene.

So let me tell you who I want to direct this final installment. Ready? Guillermo Del Toro. Wait! I know! Hellboy II is not his fault. Don’t blame him for that. What I want you to check out is Pan’s Labyrinth. This is how I know Guillermo can film all the elements, that BD possesses. If you’re not familiar with the movie, let me tell you about it.

First of all, it won three academy awards; cinematography, makeup, and art direction. This man is brilliant, btw! Don’t you think those are important aspects that would be great towards the making of BD? I do.

Pan’s Labryrinth is a gothic fairy tale set in 1944 and told through the eyes of a little girl. It is about her journey with her mother, to meet her now, new step-father. Her mother, pregnant, with the step-father’s child, loses her life shortly after, to illness. The step-farther is a very cruel man, and is heading a civil war, in Spain. During this war, the little girl, is not really welcomed by her new guardian. However, she is soon confronted by mythical creatures and the just of the story is, without her mother, whom can she trust? The man that does not love her, or the creatures, asking her to show her allegiance and fulfill a prophecy? In the end, the story is terribly tragic, and the little girl must protect her baby brother, from anyone, or any creature, that means to do him harm. Even if it means, death. *wipes tear*

It’s such a good movie, I just love it and I love Guillermo! I want him to direct Breaking Dawn, like BAD! So, I shall silently hope that he will hear my prayers, even though I believe he’s busy with The Hobbit (Fuck how long has it been? Shit! What’s another year?)

Do you have any favorite directors? What do you think?