So here we go. Which side note; if you have an awesome Rob dream. You suck cause I never have them. But, if you want to find the meaning behind it, shoot Mrs. P an email. She's awesome!
*Fades into swirly clouds*
I'm in a gym and I realize that I'm the last person in line. I get ushered in, and leaving is some bimbo in a purple safety belt dress (it looks like an ace bandage wrapped around her body). I look down at my outfit, and feel confident that I'm not in anyway underdressed, but as she slithers by, I notice that the ass is cut out of her dress, and she has no underwear on. Don't know why, but I'm shocked at her outfit.
She was wearing something like this.
As I walk towards my desitanation, I am asked to stop for one second. They are wiping up mass amounts of vomit. Apparently, bare ass bimbo threw up everywhere. Yeah, and it's green. I instantly think of salsa verde, as I watch white the mess being mopped up.
This was everywhere
Finally they let me in and the first person I am greeted by, is Alex Meraz. Since I'm the last person and forced to smell vomit fumes, they allow me to 'go off' with my photo session. I remember specifically thinking, I really have the urge to grab him and make out with him, but he's married and I don't mean any disrespect, so I playfully throw up a peace sign, to which Alex does the same. The next thing I know, we're taking several shots of us being all gansta and thug, with fingers flying high.
Yeah, we kinda posed cheesy like this.
Coming up behind me is Chaske, who seems really nice in the dream and we do more the fan thing, with just your typical pics of me, with my arm around him, yada yada yada.
I tell them, I'm total wolf pack material and that I can bust some moves, and Alex is like "Do it." So I do a back flip. Then all the guys help me with my flipping and I remember thinking, my hands are touching this dirty gym floor that just had puke all over it. Gross!
And then it was time for me to leave. So weird or what? First off, Taycob is not in my dream. Second, what is up with assless purple bandage bimbo throwing up? Third, how did I become so ninja in my dream?
Anyhoo, I felt the need to share, cause honest to fucking God, I swear I woke up feeling I had really already met the guys, and um, I have pics some where to prove it. Straaaaange... I assure you, I did not eat a Hot Pocket before going to bed and whatever, I just wanted to share my weird dream.