So here we go. Which side note; if you have an awesome Rob dream. You suck cause I never have them. But, if you want to find the meaning behind it, shoot Mrs. P an email. She's awesome!
*Fades into swirly clouds*
I'm in a gym and I realize that I'm the last person in line. I get ushered in, and leaving is some bimbo in a purple safety belt dress (it looks like an ace bandage wrapped around her body). I look down at my outfit, and feel confident that I'm not in anyway underdressed, but as she slithers by, I notice that the ass is cut out of her dress, and she has no underwear on. Don't know why, but I'm shocked at her outfit.
She was wearing something like this.
As I walk towards my desitanation, I am asked to stop for one second. They are wiping up mass amounts of vomit. Apparently, bare ass bimbo threw up everywhere. Yeah, and it's green. I instantly think of salsa verde, as I watch white the mess being mopped up.
This was everywhere
Finally they let me in and the first person I am greeted by, is Alex Meraz. Since I'm the last person and forced to smell vomit fumes, they allow me to 'go off' with my photo session. I remember specifically thinking, I really have the urge to grab him and make out with him, but he's married and I don't mean any disrespect, so I playfully throw up a peace sign, to which Alex does the same. The next thing I know, we're taking several shots of us being all gansta and thug, with fingers flying high.
Yeah, we kinda posed cheesy like this.
Coming up behind me is Chaske, who seems really nice in the dream and we do more the fan thing, with just your typical pics of me, with my arm around him, yada yada yada.
BUT THEN!!
I tell them, I'm total wolf pack material and that I can bust some moves, and Alex is like "Do it." So I do a back flip. Then all the guys help me with my flipping and I remember thinking, my hands are touching this dirty gym floor that just had puke all over it. Gross!
And then it was time for me to leave. So weird or what? First off, Taycob is not in my dream. Second, what is up with assless purple bandage bimbo throwing up? Third, how did I become so ninja in my dream?
Anyhoo, I felt the need to share, cause honest to fucking God, I swear I woke up feeling I had really already met the guys, and um, I have pics some where to prove it. Straaaaange... I assure you, I did not eat a Hot Pocket before going to bed and whatever, I just wanted to share my weird dream.
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I love reading other's peoples dreams. It reminds me that I'm not the only person out there with a messed up subconscious! ;)
This is so bizarre not just your dream but that I actually had a Rob dream last night! I don't remember much except that he was all Master of the Universe kinda guy (not the B&D part just the unatainable, elusive, outa my league part)but we went out & I kept staring at his mouth thinking how beautiful it was & how I wanted him to kiss me (not just on the mouth!) & his beautiful hands on the coffee cup and we finally did go to his place & started making out but (fuckawsome kisser)for reasons totally unknown to me I didn't wanted him to stop then I woke up. WTF WHY STOP?! Is it possible to pick up where I left off tonight? Grrrr...
It's funny how we can see in color and have smells or whatever in our dreams.
I have about 3 Rob dreams that I can't remember.
But I had a Rob dream the other night that I did remember. When I wake up I scramble to remember.
Rob is making sandwiches and it was like in the 1800-1900's (I remember a cream looking long sleeve shirt with it being open in the front and brown pants--Maybe looked at too many Bel-Ami picks.) I am sitting down and he is making sandwiches. Next thing I know he walks over and gives me 3 short-kisses and walks back to making sandwiches. I am next to this teen-age girl with very blond hair, clear braces who won't stop talking(reminds me of the babysitter in the Incredibles)she won't shut up and just keeps blabbing. Rob gets a nose bleed and grabs tissue to stop it. I seem to be the only one that notices it.
Then another girls sits to the right of me and then Rob is sitting now and I kept looking over the girl who wasn't phased by Rob. The next thing you know Rob is jumping up and grabbing his nose. It is bleeding again. Everyone is looking for tissues and I grab one off the table and shove it in his face which pushes him back into a wall and I pinch his nose saying apply pressure. And stare at him--Like opps what did I do. He is looking down like he's embarrassed. Then I wake up.
Weird. I try to play it back when I'm awake but I think I add more stuff in there that wasn't in it. LOL!
Time to send it to Mrs. P @ CSTwi. LOL!!
Geez! Vomit and nosebleeds. I used to feel bad that I didn't dream about my Twi/Robsession, but may now I'm glad. LOL!!
Mrs. P, where are you?? I definitely want to hear your analysis on these dreams.
@Stacked Like Sookie - You lucky, lucky girl!!
Random! Dreams are so strange sometimes. But if Alex Meraz is in it, it totally trumps the puke part. ;)
My hubby just turned to say he was thinking about Jim Gaffigan and Hoooot Pooooockets as I finished yout post. I did NOT read your post to him and you mentioned that you didn't have a Hot Pocket before this dream... are you sure?? LOL Why in the world would that come to his mind while I was reading your blog?? So coincidental? Hmmmm
You must have Mrs. P check this out post haste!
I'm on it!!! Give me 5 minutes....
OK...HG. The girl in the purple dress represents someone that you think is betraying you. Does she remind you of someone at work? Because...the vomit is a MAJOR symbol of being betrayed by her (she puked all over everything). AND, the fact that you are doing backflips means you are trying to impress, or working VERY HARD at something, and you feel as if you are not getting noticed. The fact that she was in a purple dress means that she is someone of "high rank" in your life. Her ass being out is a symbol of insecurity (yours) and struggling with a situation. So, basically...you are trying to impress someone (you made it the wolves in your dream), the purple dress lady comes in with her ass out and pukes all over everything. You are doing backflips, but the stench of her "puke" (betrayal) is everywhere.
I know that warm fuzzy feeling where you try and go back to bed and close your eyes hoping you can relive it.
Such a strange one - are you wolf obsessed? The whole vomit thing is plain disgusting and I love that you busted your moves for them. I "WILL" you to have a Rob dream tonight too. The bandage dress thing is odd - what are people up to out there in Hawaii??
I was getting all hot & bothered writing my dream down, what I meant to say was that I wanted him to stop (in the dream) for reason completly unknown to me. WHY would I want him to stop? Grrrr Maybe it was coz I FINALLY got NM on dvd & was salivating over his gorgeous "man V". I still think his abs had a bit of an airbrush, they look more prominent in the big reveal than they do in Volterra.
PMSL W/V lowerver I shit you not!
@Mrs P, you are AWESOME!!! I’ll have to pay attention and think who this assless purple betrayer is! Could be anyone at work, damn those women are straight spawn of demon. Thank you again for interpreting my crazy dream. I bow to your special skillz!
@StackedLikeSookie you suck for having a juicy Rob dream! :)
Really HG, you don't usually dream? I dream all the time, but forget most of them. In fact, I dreamt about you once, didn't I? I think I told you about it but...I forgot. See? No Rob dreams yet..that I remember..I seriously hope I didn't forget one!
@Stacked Like Sookie - JEALOUS. Although your subconscious may be crazy. I suggest 1 viewing of NM (pause on shirtless Rob) and 10 chapters of MotU while listening to Rob sing "Let Me Sign". Call me in the morning.
That's an amazing interpretation by Mrs.P, and one straaaaange dream HG.
I totes know that feeling when you wake up feeling like you know the peeps you dreamed about. That's how it is with me and Kellan. I swear we're besties (who occasionally cuddle, and wink, wink).
HG you're weird and I love you, us weirdos need to stick together. Sookie, I agree you suck for juicy Rob dreams, I only had one with him in it and we were fucking clouring in, WTF is that about-well I know cos Mrs P told me, so thats all good. Right back to work, it sucks, I hate it, I wanna puke on everything here including hte Hobbit!
Last night I dreamt I was being chased and bitten quite horrifically by a mastiff, I woke up with my heart racing and really struggled to calm down, then I dreamt I was being bitten by a massive snake then a tiny snake both really venemous. I went to sleep thinking of Eric and having great dreams to start with, I get up today I'm so tired and feel really down and depressed...maybe i shouldn't read TB books before bed...
HG -- Is this where I tell you I had a Jacob/Taylor dream. I woke so freaked out because of the major age diff... he's slightly older than my oldest son...
In my dream... he was a great kisser... j/s
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