Date: 1968 : not duly appreciate (duh?)
Today's word is Underappreciated. I'd like to start by asking you all, to get out your notebooks and jot a few notes down.
*walks over to the chalk board and begins to write*
(I have neat writing, huh?)
*Turns to speak to class* Jason Stackhouse. *clears throat* Jason Stackhouse is one of the most overlooked, underappreciated hotties on True Blood. His figure, flawless. His one liners, hilarious. His sex scenes, yes please. So Jason overall is a clear representation of a perfectly good piece of ass, that isn't really getting much attention. *gets out cardboard cutout* Let's take a closer look at Jason. Shall we?
(Is not really a blond, is he?)
Mr. Stackhouse is a wonderful addition to True Blood, and Season 2 showcased his comical abilities. A feast for the eyes, I think you will agree with me that Mr. Stackhouse deserves more screen time next season, and preferably with at least one season of normal girlfriends that aren't addicted to V.
*turns off the lights and prepares class for a movie* Let's watch a beautiful clip made by XTheHardestPaart. This short film was made in December of 2009, with XTHP's directorial debut in December of 2008.
*presses play while pointing at Johnny who's already falling asleep*
*turns on light*
Now. I think to be fair, another character should be recognized for his unique but understated ways. Let's take a closer look at Mr. Emmett Cullen. *walks back over to chalkboard and begins to write again*
Mr. Cullen is loved by some, but not necessarily all, as Mr. Edward Cullen tends to outshine his brothers. Emmett is often portrayed as a party guy, a fun person to hang with, a sexual beast with a collar around his neck, but by his girlfriend Rosalie. Hmm. This might be why he is overlooked. I think I'm on to something. *thinks that bitch Rosalie is suffocating him* I think we need to see a different Emmett. Still fun, but maybe with a little more depth. *pulls out a second cardboard cutout*
(Did he shave?)
See, Emmett can be merely more than Rosalie's arm warmer. He can be the focus of a hot, sensual story. So for your homework tonight. *gives fat kid in the front row evil eyes for booing* You will be asked to read The Emmett Show. This is written by Evenflo78. *smiles, and thinks what a wonderful Beta she is to me*
In summary, the story still under progress, is a great fanfic focusing on our boy, and boy Emmett is hot. Her descriptive depictions of his unrelenting desire for Bella, that grows with each comical move of her body, her words, her humorous ways, is steamy lemon flavored air wafting through your bedroom. *sniff to smell sweet lemons* With only three chapters up, you have time to get caught up.
Edward and the rest of the Cullen's are out of town, leaving Emmett to watch over Bella. Emmett decides Bella needs to act her age, but was never prepared to deal with the consequences.
Would you like me to read a little?
Snapshot of Chapter 1:
Bella’s sweater had lifted and exposed her backside to me. My pants tightened and I’ll be damned if I wasn’t drooling venom. Fuck. Rosalie always wore those skimpy thongs and lacy contraptions. But fuck if I didn’t find myself straining against the seam of my pants due to Bella’s white cotton panties that had flashed me moments before. I rubbed my hard-on through my jeans, willing it to go away and returned to the sofa.
But being a vampire with a perfect memory is not always a good thing and I couldn’t seem to shake those white panties or Bella’s ass from my thoughts.
This was going to be one long fucking weekend.
Ending of Snapshot.
So. To reiterate, you will read The Emmett Show, and prepare at least one comment to which you will post on her fanfic.
Monday, an Officer from our local police department will be going over the program D.A.R.E *bell rings*
Class Dismissed! Have a good weekend kids!!