So 2009 would not be complete, if I didn't thank the many authors and the wonderful photo editors for making my many different fantasies of Edward come true.
Do you have a favorite story? Or maybe a favorite Edward that you want to
Tattward, simply because CWAIA brought to life a very attractive and manly Edward. One that talks often of his enlarged dick. I want Tattward to rub his peanus butter all over me.
Mafia are despicable. Oh, my. Well hello there Edward. Is that a gun over your shoulder or do you just want to ravage my blossoming flower, full of dew for you?
Now we enter the world of Dominant and Submissive *whispers* (I don't really want my clit, or my inner asshole whipped, but let's pretend I do) Do you want a demanding and very sexual Edward? Yes, please. No emo Edward here! He's all "get on your knees so I can stab your mouth with my dick" Edward. Me likey (on paper)
Edward is your boss? Yes, the thought of sexy corporate mongol Edward Cullen, even made my panties spontaneously rip off and burn into oblivion. I'll miss you Beautiful Bastard.
Here's Susie's new video. FUCKING YUM! Rob I always want you to cum..
Happy New Year Everybody! Here's to 2010 *holds a champagne glass up* Let's sing along to this video!