Thursday, October 29, 2009

Happy Halloween All, It's Friday!





Thank you to all for the well wishes. I'm better! Yeah! I also wanted to share a few things with you guys  because I lurve you all. (Um side note. They killed Vicki on Vampire Diaries! Yes! That needed to happen. Thank you CW)

*Link contains spoiler photo* Check out I Love Boys Who Sparkle You will see little ole me was one of three winners for the Twilight Haiku Contest they held. What did I win? Awesomeness. Lurve you Just Erin and Team Six Pack!!


This came in the mail yesterday *Squeeee*

What else have I been up to? Um, watching Moonlight! Well only one episode but I'm committed. *Thanks FragileLittleHuman for peaking my interest with Breathe Me* If you are not familiar with Moonlight. Let's watch together. Go to: Moonlightlover75 They are all uploaded at her site.

I also made a video for my twibuddy at 808twilighters! Tell me what you think. Actually I like the song more than I do the video but I'm a dork like that. I could hit play over and over again if the song is really good. Here's my attempt at a Robsten video. Mind you I was sick and bored and quarantined to my bedroom so be gentle because I'm not fucking Pixar!

*No spoilers*


So what is everyone doing for Halloween? I get to watch Twilight under the stars on an outdoor movie screen. Woohoo. I think I will have special Jesus juice hidden in a soda can, chocolate, and maybe pizza. I'll probably have the fucking Gurgler before the movie is over but whatever. It's my last hoorah before November. What's going on then? Let me tell you.

November is National Novel Writing Month or NanoWriMo

What is it?

National Novel Writing Month is a fun, seat-of-your-pants approach to novel writing. Participants begin writing November 1. The goal is to write a 175-page (50,000-word) novel by midnight, November 30.

As you spend November writing, you can draw comfort from the fact that, all around the world, other National Novel Writing Month participants are going through the same joys and sorrows of producing the Great Frantic Novel. Wrimos meet throughout the month to offer encouragement, commiseration, and—when the thing is done—the kind of raucous celebrations that tend to frighten animals and small children.

In 2008, we had over 119,000 participants. More than 21,000 of them crossed the 50k finish line by the midnight deadline, entering into the annals of NaNoWriMo superstardom forever. They started the month as auto mechanics, out-of-work actors, and middle school English teachers. They walked away novelists.


It's on like Donkey Kong!!

I also wanted to point out the lovely ladies at WeBitePrettyHard. In honor of this madness, they will be posting a new post each day for thirty days and in their own words:

And just to make this interesting, for every comment that I get on posts written during NaNoWriMo, starting November 1 12:00 AM EST through November 30 11:59 PM EST, I will donate $1 to CCFA(Crohn's & Colitis Foundation of America). This is an organization near and dear to fragile, and I hope that I get to send them a big donation*! Plus your comments will help to spur me on!

We think they are pretty fucking special and so I definately was touched by this and wanted to share it with all of you!

Well Happy Halloween. I'll be dressed as Sookie! Be safe and have a wonderfully spooky weekend.
Last, because I am obsessed with Disney and think Walt was the schnizzel. I want you all to see a cute compiliation video done to the best song ever!


Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Hump Day with Tattward

All we can say is "Sharon. Your da bomb" for discovering this photo and bringing it to my attention. Sharon did the video that I posted last wednesday, memba?? Sexy fanfic videos? It was her CWAIA video that I spotted the tattward photo. Through our stalking of Sharon, she was kind enough to send us the link and we just had to post it. I bring you. Tattward.


DE. LIC. IOUS.
Mm. Mm. Mm. I used to love boys that looked like this.

A little about me. I'm actually from the South Bay, Ca. (You know. Gardena, Torrance, Redondo Beach, Hermosa Beach, etc..) *throwing up three fingers in the shape of a W* West Siiiide! Grew up there all my life till high school when I was rudely uprooted and forced to move inland to the Valley. Shortly after, I moved back to Orange County. It was full of guys like this. Tatted, punked out, dock wearing hotties.

*whispering* "I got tatoos. Three total but had two removed from my arm because of work. I keep the one on my calf just to be a rebel and even though I'm not supposed to show that one either, it's a reminder of my wilder days and I proudly show it."

So you can see why I'm so attracted to tattward. Um, the point of this whole post. Look at him. Isn't he gorgeous and for those who haven't read Clipped Winks and Inked Armor. Please do me a favor and read it. BTW I made vanilla cupcakes last night. Yummmz.

The photo was done by Megan for Temptation: A Twilight Fanfiction

Last, I can't leave you with out a new sexy Rob video. I did take one for the team and made sure it did not have any spoilers. It appears spoiler free. Just posted by AndreaandEdward Mucho Caliente!


Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Anne Rice Comments on True Blood, Twilight and Vampires

Well, I'm supposed to be in bed because I'm sick but I just can't stay away from my Twilight/True Blood! Hubby said to stay home and "NO Blogging or Computer!" Yeah right. As soon as he left, 'power on, check blogger for updates'. Be afraid. Cause when I'm home sick, I look at EVERYBODY's blog and comment like a million times! So if you get long random comments from me, just know I lurve you plus I'm heavily medicated and really don't know what I'm saying but I'm entertaining myself and that's all the matters.

I came across this article via Vampire News that Anne Rice had done recently with the Wall Street Journal, *bowing* "We're not worthy, we're not worthy" and I wanted to share it with all of you. Shit. Let me tell you, if I was an author and Anne Rice commented on my book or show. I think I would have jized my pants as we put Anne pretty fucking high on a pedestal. So high, I can't even see her shoes.

Soooo. As many of you know. Anne Rice has always been Catholic but it wasn't until 1998 that Anne rejoined the Church and shifted from writing about Vampires and Witches to Christian History and stories with Angels. If you aren't familiar with Anne Rice, you really should take a step back and read one of her books. It's no secret that I adore The Witching Hour and The Mayfair Witches but what I also loved about Anne Rice's books was how she would eloquently mix history in with her subjects and you seemed to be able to be taken back into a world where these Vampires or Witches could actually exist. In Vittorio (which is one of my favorite Vampire novels), he is surrounded by Angels and converses with them throughout the book. Through Anne's words, THAT is how I picture Vampires acting and THAT is how I picture Angels argue. I loved it! Well, enough of me shoving my love for Anne down your throat. Here are some pieces from the article.

Wall Street Journal: You continued to write the vampire series after you rejoined the Catholic Church more than a decade ago. Why did you decide to stop writing them a few years ago?

Anne Rice: Vampires for me were always like feeling grief for my lost childhood faith, being cut off from that life. I reached the point where I didn’t have any more stories to tell from that point of view. Being on the side of the angels, it feels much better than being on the side of the vampires. Vampires were tortured, tragic figures.

Wall Street Journal: What do you think of the whole vampire phenomenon that’s taken hold?

Anne Rice: I think it’s wonderful fun. Now that I don’t write the Vampire Chronicles I feel free to enjoy it. I really enjoy the HBO series “True Blood.” When I was writing my own, I wouldn’t have wanted to be influenced.

Wall Street Journal: Have you read any of Stephenie Meyer’s books?

Anne Rice: No, I haven’t read any of the Twilight series, but I did see the film. I felt that it reflected the deep desire of young women to have the mystery and protection and wisdom of older men. I think many girls mature much earlier than boys, and they are frustrated when they approach young boys for love or protection. Hence the fantasy of a wise and protective vampire coming into the life of a young girl who, of course, appreciates him in a special way.

Ok, wait. Anne watched Twilight? (Oh the books are so much better Anne!) And she watches True Blood? I think we just fell in love with her even more and if I could stalk her, I would.
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Of course, I can't leave you without True Blood news, so I found this article via People regarding Alex Skarsgard. Yadda Yadda Yadda. The just of it, he liks girls that are smart and can make him laugh and they start filming next month. I'm your girl! Fuck I need to stop calling myself a girl. You know what though, it's my blog and I don't give a shit!



"I know Alex. I love you too. Maybe another life. Another time"

Friday, October 23, 2009

I Love Boys Who Sparkle Tagged Us!

Well, if you haven't read what is going on. Head over to Twitarded. There you will see that JJ and STY decided that it would be fun for both bloggers and non bloggers via comments to answer a few questions. Just really a great way for everyone to get to know everyone else a little better. I have always said that my favorite posts (and yes, I comment on everyone's blogs!) are the ones that tell me a little more about YOU! So our gals over at ILOVEBOYSWHOSPARKLE tagged me. Ok, for one. We heart Just Erin and Team Six Pack and loved reading their answers but it's our turn so here we go.

1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you’ve ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?

Well, I could just point to the time period from my freshman year in highschool till my college years but you don't need to know all about the underage drinking, the truancies, and other stuff.. uh, we'll just leave that as a major skeleton in our closet and our closet is pretty big.
Anyhoo, one of the seriously stupidest things I've ever done has to be back in highschool when a group of my friends and I decided to run up to big bear and sled/inner tube. We pull over where we think is a good spot (not an actual run) and find a pretty steep hill. Well, the problem is that if you didn't make the turn down towards the bottom, you most likely would have plummeted to your death. Ok, so in our heads, we're like 'cool'. So me and friend go down the run in our inner tube and guess what? We almost don't make the turn, we were going way to fast and forced ourselves into a rock instead. I took the brunt force of the impact and popped my ankle out of place. I never did have it set properly and do this day, I have problems when I run with that ankle. Hey word to the wise. Fucking pay to go to a real ski resort and inner tubings sucks!

2) One my personal favorite games: Fuck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast. I can’t wait to read these! (Or “Eff, Marry, Kill” if you don’t have my potty mouth.)

Easy. Marry Edward. Fuck Paul (Alex Meraz) and Kill Bella (sorry, I can't marry Edward with her around)

3) What is your favorite band/type of music?

Currently Muse. I love all kinds of alternative music but don't get me wrong, I come from an era where NWA,  Beastie Boys, Eric B. & Rakim, Run DMC were my favs too.

So my Elementary school days-Duran Duran
Junior High-Madonna
Highschool-Beastie Boys, old school hip hop
College-Nirvana, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Jane's Addiction, Social Distortion

4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?

Depends on the genre. Mafia-Hands Down Goodfellas!
Horror-The Exorsist
Comedy- The Hangover
Cry your eyes out-The Notebook

5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?

No, only my sister and sister in law. I don't have close friends that like Twilight so I don't want to share this with them. I really don't want people to make fun of me or put down Twilight so I keep this private. 

6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.

As much as a job. I wish I got paid to do this. It's been a hobby but it keeps me entertained.

7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn’t matter.

I'm deathly afraid of the dark but I like to watch scary movies so this affects me when I try to go to bed and in rare cases, the closet light has to be on. I'm Catholic so I'm convinced that 'you know who' is out there in the dark looking to scare me. I can't even say his name without scaring myself. Why I'm drawn to Vampires, Witches etc.. is beyond me.



I adopted an extremely mean kitten. She was kept in a cage because she was too mean to mingle with other kittens. She has a cataract in one from fighting and if you leave your bedroom door open, she was scratch you in the middle of the night. She's kind of a bitch but I love her. Her name is Pumpkin Pie and you can call her Ms. Pie 'if you're nasty'.



I love music! A lot. It's the only thing that will help make my migraines go away and I consider myself a music snob.



I love to read as much as I love music. Anne Rice is one of my favorite authors. Believe it or not, my favorite book that she has ever written is not Vampire related. It's the Witching Hour.



Last I'm a tech gadget nerd. I love it all and watch G4 for all my updates. I specifically love Apple and could roam the store for hours. I want it all.



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= Tech knowledge awesomeness


Well, that's about it.

Now it's time to TAG:
I choose you Pikachu!

Let'sRideTheVanquish
BettiMusicTwilight
SuperSecretTwilightBlog
Iheartmythicalcreatures

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Thoughts on a Thursday

Well. It happened. I'm sick. Don't know how? Don't know why? It is like 80 degrees here but somehow I have a cold and I feel like shit so, sorry if my post is short.

First I have to squee.. Though I won't be seeing the midnight showing, I am seeing an 8am private showing and well that's good enough for me. Maybe cause I'm sick and I don't have enough energy to be mad that I'm not seeing it at Midnight. Either way... At least I'm going! Yeah for me!



Next, I had a great time at the "All Things Twilight Expo" over the weekend. I belong to 808 Twilighters and helped man a booth on Sunday. So much fun. First, I got cheap swag over at the Hot Topic table. 50% off merch. Hellz Yeah Bitches. Second, I got to meet tons of fans, and third it's just fun to talk Twilight all day. Here's some pics from the event!



That's me with the Team Edward shirt on!!



Me and Donna. Love her!!



First half of Donna's collection



More of Donna's collection (I think Lori's collection is mixed in here too)



The hood portion of Donna's car. How fucking Sweet is that!




Me with our Edward Look A like!



My dog with his Nightmare Before Christmas hat on.
Just thought I'd share, it's his Halloween Costume
and my husband is so proud of him. WTF??

Anyways, I leave you with more thought. Please visit Betti and leave us some love. I did a video for Betti using one of her very own songs and I'm thrilled that she loved it enough, not only to dedicate to someone but also to post it on her blog.  Betti. I lurve you!! Visit Betti at BettiMusictTwilight

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

It's Hump Day~Bring On The Sexy Fanfic Videos!

Bom Chica Wow Wow... Do you crave unicorns, cupcakes, pretty underwear, hooded sweatshirts, tatoos that will cover your entire back, body piercings to your hooha, kittens.. Then you are most definitely a fan of twifanfic. Let's all say it. Ahhhh! Don't you just heart them. Well, I thought it would be great to see videos that people *um women* put together that represent my favorite fanfics.

Let's start with Wide Awake. Hands Down Mrs. Vanquish has the BEST Wide Awake video. Unicorns, Hooded Sweatshirts, broken spirits.. If you have not read Wide Awake by AngstGoddess, you must.



I fucking love Clipped Wings and Inked Armor!! This video made by Sharon Macross brings me right back to the fanfic. All of the images. Wow. CWAIA gives us cupcakes, kittens, and beautiful Tattward. I could watch this video a million times. Oh and the one photo of a tatted Edward. OH. MY. GOD.


Mmmm. The Office written by tby789. Who could forget Beautiful Bastard. How I would love for him to rip my expensive underwear off! 

Here's a video made by 999susie *Warning. May contain some spoiler scenes*


Last for all you fans of Darkward. I found this little video! Yes, I do like Darkward!! FUCK YES! Ahh. Sorry! I just fainted from this video. *getting back off the floor* Um, this little gem Edward Cullen: The Hunter was made by AngryChckProductions 

Monday, October 19, 2009

Daddy Cool! The Hot "Older Men" Of Twilight

So.. You like them closer to your age? Fine! Be that way. I know you're out there. Those "Is that a gun in your pants Charlie" or "Dr. Carlisle can probe me anytime" fans. I'll admit Dr. Carlisle is *coughing into fist* pretty damn hot and I didn't realize it till I did some research for this post. That Ms. Jenny is one lucky mama. Mr. Swan on the other hand. Well, that's a different story. I read to many fanfics to think of Charlie any other way than as Bella's loving Dad. Stop it! Don't think it. Your tainting my fanfic images. No don't say it. Argh.

Well, if you really love your Daddy that much. I'll give it to you.

Billy Burke aka Charlie Swan is actually only 43 years old.

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Twilight Movie and New Moon Pictures
Sorry that photo above made my heart pitter a little! Damn you and your cigarette. 



Now. Peter Facinelli aka Dr. Cullen. You naughty boy. You are actually closer to my age than I thought. Peter is only 36 years old (Yes, I said 'only' because he's close to my age and we're just babies. At least that's what I'm telling myself).

Peter is actually very handsome!



Kinda reminds me of a young Tom Cruise.



I do like him as a brunette.



Mmm. Looking very delicious.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

True Blood Monday~The Modern Vampire

Ahhh. The Modern Vampire. Over at TrueBloodNet there was a great article on Vampires. Here are some excerpts from it and feel free to hop over at True Blood Net to catch the full article.

We are surrounded by vampires. They now roam among us. What began with Bram Stoker’s Count Dracula, published in 1897, has now evolved into the trendy Twilight sensation of Edward Cullen and Charlaine Harris‘ Southern Vampire Mysteries, which has, in the capable hands of Alan Ball, been translated into the hit HBO TV series True Blood.

By the way, my husband is Team Dracula and told me to read Bram Stoker's version. Ahh. Maybe. We'll see if I can muster up the energy to do so. I am a big Edgar Allen Poe fan and if I can read Poe, I'm sure I can read Stoker. Now going back to the topic of trend and Vampires. It is true they are in the 'now' at this moment. We obviously can thank Twilight for bringing the passion and love for Vampires back into the hearts of those who love the supernatural. Yes True Blood aired earlier on in the year but True Blood in my opinion really didn't pick up it's following till Season 1 came out on DVD. I think many True Blood fans (at least the newer fans) are actually Twilight fans that were looking for more because they love Vampires so much. Many immediately started reading the SVM books and tried to watch True Blood episodes. As a Twilight fan just getting into True Blood, I admit the first few episodes of Season 1 were really just odd and weird. It wasn't till mid Season that I realized how wonderful the show is. Maybe it was the developing love story between Bill and Sookie that made me want more. Of course there is that other Vampire Eric.. Needless to say, trend or not. I'm loving the Modern Vampir whatever that may be.

It seems that today’s vampires are more intent on wooing us than draining us dry. Rather than eating us, the modern vampire of Bon Temps seems to prefer stalking, seducing and sleeping with us. They are now brooding, insecure, introspective, angst-ridden and romantic, a dangerously attractive kind of decadent aristocrat. And while Dracula was not a looker, Stoker did set the sexual tone of the vampire. Vampires have now progressed from outsiders to becoming objects of desire, famed for their powers of seduction.

Well no shit sherlock. Maybe when they look like Edward Cullen or Eric Northman. Actually, when I watch Dracula (the one with Gary Oldman), I admit the story is good though my husband had to explain a lot of it to me and then I end up confusing myself because I wonder how much Stoker was influenced by real life Vlad the Impaler (which is a whole nother post altogether).

The vampires in True Blood are charismatic, powerful, dangerous and devilish. Not only are they beautiful, immortal but they are titillatingly libidinous. They can defeat death, seduce anyone of their choosing, obliterate their enemies, play yahtzee and stay up all night.

Just say it. True Blood fucking rocks. There's no need to go on and on. I will say out of the three Vampire shows or movies that I love, True Blood-The Vampire Diaries-Twilight. True Blood to me has the best adaptation of Vampire culture since Anne Rice which to me will always be my favorite Vampire author. *You can see I like my Vampires Bad* (I love you still Edward. I do!!) But today is about Eric!



Drink my dear.
You will need energy.



Just wait for me in bed.



Unicooooorns!
*Thank you AHungryVampire for these photos!! For Schizzel!

And now time for a zexy, zexy Eric video.
I LOVE YOU ERIC NORTHMAN!!


Thursday, October 15, 2009

It's Friday. Oh. Oh. Oh Yeah.. Time for WTF's?

So you know the routine. It's Friday. Mindless Entertainment, right? So because it's Friday and I'm brain dead. Let's ease you into todays WTF's? First up. Do you have a baby that you want to dress up as a Vampire? Look what we have here then. It's the Vampire Baby Pacifier.  Um, If I saw a baby with this in it's mouth, I'd probably scream from sheer horror because of that stupid movie. You remember? "It's Alive" I soo saw that when I was a wee little girl. Two things I never want to see evil and attack humans. 1) Babies and 2) Teddy Bears. That's just where I draw the fucking line. K? So guess what! They remade the Mother Trucking Movie. See the trailer below. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.


In case you have to buy this WTF Amazon.com
and if you don't believe they remade that horrible movie. Watch the trailer.



Second, is a True Blood Advertisement down in New Zealand. You probably have seen this photo but I LOVE True Blood advertising and thought I'd post it anyway. I actually can't wait to see what they'll do next year to promote Season 3.



Speaking of True Blood, A Hungry Vampire had this photo posted on her blog the other day and I agree with Hungry Vampire. Why didn't we get this in Season 2? Damn HBO for not letting me see Alex in pink spandex. I say damn you, HBO!! HungryVampire thinks his pants are too low and I can't stop staring at a certain something something. *yes I know it's a photo manip or some weird ass cartoon but you know I have a dirty mind*



So yesterday I saw this over at Vampire News and thought it was hilarous. Apparently they assumed this was the packaging for the New Moon Companion Book. Touche, my friend. Touche.



Last I was nosing around youtube looking for that musical I Kissed A Vampire and I accidentally came across this... It's a remake of Katy Perry's 'I Kissed A Girl' and guess what it's called? 'I Kissed A Vampire' *damn you kids are smart!* So here's my last WTF and I will heart you and miss you over the weekend. Peace Out!


Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Thoughts.. Haikus.. Thursdays..

These are my thoughts for the week..

First thank you to HungryVampire for sending me Eric Northman pictures. Please do not stop. You are awesome and *big hugs* to you. I lurve Eric! And I know you do to! True Blood Monday Baby! *well, I'm starting that trend*

A BIG THANK YOU *sending Aloha* to KG over at  I heart Mythical Creatures.  KG had a contest because she had just posted her 100th post and guess what? I won a prize!! I always say that the most treasured gifts are those from you bloggers because you take the time to do what you do and I just heart all of you! You keep me sane!


I'm soooo going to covet my coffee mug. Back the F off hubby!
*Um, you don't know him. He will try to steal this*

Oh Vitamin R. My bestest 'facebook tagging me in all the hawt Rob photos friend'. One word. Forks!! Oh, wait. Another one word. Unicorns. Wait two more words. Cupcakes and Kittens! You have enlightened me on all things twifanfic and you are my go to person for that. You challenged me to make a video and I heart you so I did. Everynight this song is in my head BTW. I actually whistled it to my dog but then she bit me because she doesn't like people to blow in her face. *seriously* Plus you know my husband is whistling it now too.

So here I give you the Premier of my video that I dedicated to VR because she brightens my day. *keep tagging me in HOT Rob photos*



Next I have a little treasure that I stumbled upon and well. It. is. amazing. I am currently reading Breathe  Me by fragilelittlehuman and I can't explain how good this story is. It takes place shortly after Edward leaves Bella in the forest (New Moon) and goes forward from there. It is a Twilight/Moonlight Crossover and is well written, I fell like this should have been New Moon. I don't want to spoil anymore for you. YOU MUST READ THIS!

Last thought. I'm so happy that Betti will be making me a custom button. I will in exchange make a video *giggling not that kind of video* for Betti to one of her own personal songs. I AM EXCITED and thrilled to make Betti a video using one of her very own!! BTW if you haven't seen Betti's videos. Um, yeah. They're fucking awesome! Visit her youtube channel at Betti Gefecht See what I'm up against?

Here is my Twilight Haiku because that's how I roll:

The air stung my lungs
Meeting him was more painful
He is my air now

There is no return
Only the future I see
Edward my dear love

I give my body
I bear your child and suffer
I have no regrets

Peace Out! It's Thursday...

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Oh Yeah! It's Hump Day! With ROB!!!

Well, poor me. There's just not enough naked Eric Northman for me to drool over so I'll just have unicorns over pics and video of Rob!

Let's just get down to business. Mrs. Vanquish. I didn't know you rolled like that. Check out the very SEXY Video Mrs. V made.



Did you have one?


By the way, I shit you not. I found this in my iPhoto library mixed with my Rob photos. I think my daughter downloaded it but regardless, it cracked me up that it was there. Hey maybe that's a sign! One day Rob will give me a Unicorn!

*clearing my throught while giggling* Ok now that you danced to a little Britney. Let's bring it down a notch. Here is my latest video. What do you think? Yeah I know. It's my bag baby. I like the slow pans to depressingly vintage music. Are you not sure if you want to cry or be swooned? Well sorry about that.  I promise something more fun tomorrow.

*@VR I will showcase our other one tomorrow*





Last. I give you my favorite yum, yum!

Thanks ThinkingofRob for this!!

Monday, October 12, 2009

If I Could Pick The Twilight Stars Next Role..

Ok, in my fantasy 1) I write oscar winning screenplays and 2) get to work with some of the best directors in Hollywood. Seriously. I've already started one and well. My True Blood/Twilight obsession have gotten in the way but I promise to get back to it. This leads to many discussions about what actors I like and specifically who and what role I would want to see them in next.

Well, this got me thinking about the cast of Twilight. When all is said and done, if I could cast their next roles, what would that be and/or who would I want to see them work with.

Um, let's start with the girls:


Kristen Stewart

Oh, yeah. I started with her first. To be honest, I've never seen her in anything other than Twilight. So basing this solely off her performance in Twilight, I would love to see her work with Woody Allen. Kristen tends to have severe facial expressions and over does her acting at times. Plus she blinks. Alot.
Is that not so Woody. I think if Woody casted her in some quirky romantic comedy, Kristen just go off like she does but it would funny and alot like Woody's style of acting.


Ashley Greene

Ashley is just to freaking gorgeous for her own kind. I'm scared that she'll fall into the same footsteps as Megan Fox and not be taken seriously as an actress. I'd like to see Ashley uglify her self in the name of acting alot like Charlize Theron did in Monster. Take on something dark and heavy and be completely opposite of what she is known now for.


Nikki Reed

The only other movie that I remember seeing Nikki in was 13 and that scarred me for life. I will forever watch my daughters like a HAWK!
Nikki comes off as emotionless and cold in Twilight. I would love to see her in an ethnic role since Nikki is part Cherokee/Italian. Something that will play up her natural features and maybe showcase her heritage. I'm thinking a young, single Italian mother. Something that can give Nikki some emotional platform and show how beautiful Nikki is naturally.

Aaah the boys..


Taylor Lautner

Hands down, Taylor needs to play a bad guy in his next role. He's young but mature looking and so I'm thinking Martin Scorsese-Mafia movie. Hellz yeah. A hitman. Trust me, Taylor would get some serious street cred getting a role in Scorsese film and I'm very confident he could pull it off.


Kellan Lutz

Kellan. Oh Kellan. Action star. Definitely, but not like Dwayne Johnson or Vin Diesal. More like action, as in Brandon Frasier in The Mummy or Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones. A role where Kellan can be athletic and act at the same time.



Jackson Rathbone

Jackson Fucking Rathbone. I see him doing eclectic roles like with maybe Tim Burton. Jackson just reminds me alot of Johhny Dep. Oh, I got it. I'd love to see him in like a Tim Burton version of Jack The Ripper or Sherlock Holmes and Jackson would play the detective.


Mmm. Robert Pattinson.

The curse of being loved. I'd love to see Rob follow in Brad Pitt's footsteps. I really think Rob should be doing something ape shit crazy and play a serial killer like Brad did in Kalifornia. Something so freaking insanely off the wall that people will trip out when they learn that it's him.

Well that's my picks. I'll be calling their agents...

True Blood Monday

Alan Ball tells TvGuide that "Somebody is going to bite the dust and it's going to be really good to see them get what they deserve." He also reveals that "It's a person that we'll be happy to see go."

Who! Who am I happy to see go? Let me ask some true blood fans.
Interviewer 1 (aka Hubby): "Nobody deserves to die, except Maryanne but she already died so my vote is for Tara."
Tara? She can be annoying but she doesn't deserve to die. No, it's not Tara. 

Interviewer 2 (aka Sis): "I'm saying Tara's mom. In Dead Until Dallas, Lafayette dies, so it has to be either of the those two."
Wow, ok. Now sis has read all the books so she' much more educated than I am since I just finished Dead Until Dark. Innnnerestinggg. Not Lafayette though, don't hate on the pink polish. Plus I need more of this:



Ok, so having just completed Dead Until Dark, a few differences, huh? I just wanted to note a few of the main ones and let me just say I commend Alan Ball. The book is good but his casting and retelling of the story is EXCELLENT. In this case, I would have to say the show is much better than the book. Now onto Dead Until Dallas... *rubbing hands together* Bwaahhhaaa!

1) Eric kills the traitor Vamp not Bill, so no Jessica, nor trial for Bill's actions (cause he didn't do it).
2) Bill seems like a horndog and is not very gentleman like in the book. He seems much more loving on the show. 
3) Eric is creeping like a creeper. Sending Sookie flowers and hovering at the hospital when she was injured by her fight with Renee, which she by the way killed not. Sam.
4) Elvis is a Vampire and let me say, this took me quite a while to figure out who Bubba was. (I'm retarded some times)
5) Vampire blood gives you good highlights and skin. Don't ask me why I really focused on this if only for the reason, that I would like some right now so I don't have to pay for my highlights. That's all.

Vampire Cafe noted that The Buffalo News did an interesting article on Vampires uncloaked from Nosfertu (creepy) to Twilight. Check out: Buffalo News
Last I give you my Eric video which is not very sexy, just very Ericky. I hope you enjoy!


Friday, October 9, 2009

It's Friday and We Found Twilight Merch!

So I thought I'd share some things that you might be interested in buying that seemed Twilight related. It's Friday BTW, and that usually means 1) I don't like to work even though technically I'm paid too 2) I don't cook (Kids there's always bean and cheese burritos, that's protein, right?) 3) I just want to look at mindless crap and not have to think. Except if I'm reading fanfic. Maybe then, I'll actually think. So behold, I give you TrueBlood Twilight QVC, where you can shop from the comfort of your work computer or laptop.

Items up for bid:


 The Jacob Necklace. Buy two. One for you and one for your TwiBFF.
Because you can never go wrong with dead things around your neck!
It's kinda Jacoby right?





Where this great T-shirt while working out!
Maybe a drug that makes me vomit because 
most people smell like ass crack.




This is a pattern. You must crochet your own Edward Doll
Seller says it's based on Twilight Saga
Based on  the Twilight Saga? WTF! Start crocheting now 
bitches. Christmas is just around the corner!




Inspired by Jasper Cullen. This painting will only set
you back $18.00.
Why the fuck is  he licking his lips and does he have breasts?
I know you love it, your thinking maybe in the foyer? 




Bella  Swan Inspired Dresses. No lie.
Screw the New Moon Bella dress, I'm wearing this
to my Christmas party. You guys will have nothing on me! 




A Sparkly White Unicorn! Enough Said.
It's convenient enough to bring in your purse 
for days when you just need a pretty white unicorn!

First, I'd like to direct you to Regretsy, because they make me laugh every time they update. So break out your credit cards and go spoil yourself!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Thank You, Thoughts and It's Thursday

Well. Did you notice? My blog... Does she look different to you? *blushes* Oh gosh, she does look pretty, doesn't she? The ever so lovely Mrs. Vanquish stayed up really late and totally gave our blog a makeover. I so completely heart her and don't even have words to explain the stress I experience when looking at html. Ugh. I can't even say those four letters. H.T.M.L. Mrs. Vanquish was so sincere in encouraging me (and listening to me whine in my tweets), I simply had to just go for it. Old format. Delete. Copy/Paste new format. View Blog. IT WORKED!! Voila. She's gorgeous.


Big Hug To You Mrs. Vanquish!

So now I want to bring attention to Mrs. Vanquish and her wonderful blog. Mrs. V, along with Special Guest Fanny  has started a discussion on Twilight-The Book vs. The Movie and it is an outstanding post. I kid you not, please check it out. The recap will be Sunday, so there's time for you to chime in and give your two cents. Um, and don't mind my multiple comments. You can comment as many times as you want!



Let's ride the Vanquish


Next head over to Betti. Music. Twilight and check out the challenge that Mrs. V gave Artsie. Oh, just go and look and you'll understand. AMAZING. Seriously, these two are so talented, we are in awe.





Some things to ponder before you head over to Mrs. V's site to comment. Think of this as prepping for you SATs. I've included a few clips just to jog your memory. So Um, try to imagine what you thought about when you saw the opening scene, did you think Rosalie's jeans were too tight (ok, I'm sticking by that one) etc... Ok, now go discuss.. And don't forget The Vampire Diaries tonight!!




 
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