Ok, if you don't follow Ken Tucker of Entertainment Weekly on twitter, then you wouldn't have know about his contest. Basically he asked True Blood fans to write what they want to see in the finale.
Hmmm, well *cracks knuckles and stretches fingers* This bitch got her thinking cap on. "Hell yes" I said to myself! Write my own finale! So I did a brief recap and let me say for the record. I love Maryann, but it's time to go! No Season 3 for you. No, no, no. Also, as I've been told by Hubby. This is anticlimatic. What the fuck do you want! A 12 page synopsis. These are just ideas...
Finale
Eric is greeted by the annoyed Queen Sophie-Ann. Something is bothering her and she raises one eyebrow and leans her head to one side *rubs her lips* "What do you want?"
Eric, then bows in observance of her stature and already knowing that she understands the situation, pleas for help.
"What will you give me to help these silly humans?" The Queen sneers as she gets up and walks towards one of her women who is waiting for the Queen to make use of her.
"Myself, my Queen" Eric says but all knowing that the Queen has no use for him and sensing that she is desiring something more of substance, he growls, "Not Sookie!"
The Queen then giggles and informs Eric, that she has no use for Sookie, though she would most like to meet her, it is something else that she wants. Eric agrees and the two fly off for Bon Temps.
Back at the house, Lafayette grabs Sookie who is screaming at this point seeing that Lafayette is now under the trance. Lafayette brings her to Maryann. *flashing a wicked smile* She looks pleased. "Ahhh. Perfect! Who needs a stinky shapeshifter when you have something as perfect and wholesome as you Sookie." Sookie spits in her face and struggles but Lafayette drags her outside. Maryann yells to everyone, "It has started!" Tara and Eggs remain inside to guard the WTF egg.
Hoyt tired of his mothers rants, ties her up and gags her. He puts her in the closet and sits down in the living room and kneels to pray. All he can do is hope that whatever it is that has his mother, will release her. Thoughts of his father flash through his mind as he rocks back in forth on his knees pleading with God to save his mother. Back at Bill's house, Jessica stops crying and turns towards the door. *mouth parted, fangs out* "Hoyt, you will listen to me." she angrily whispers and heads out.
Back in the forest, Jason and Andy creep on the meat tree. Disgusted with the smell, Jason opens fire on it. "What the fuck is this shit! Andy, open fire. God will want us to destroy this abomination." Jason yells. Just then, he is hit on his head with a rock by Terry. Andy spinning around is also hit on the head. . They are tied up by the mob and made to watch. *shaking his head from the pain* Jason yells "NO!" as he sees Sookie brought out by Lafayette.
The mob begins to chant and strip down till they are naked. A bon fire is lit and everyone gathers in a circle. The ritual of removing the heart from the victim is about to begin. Maryann lifts her arms towards the sky and begins to vibrate.
Suddenly, Bill and Sam arrive. Bill flies over to Maryann and throws her towards the forest. She quickly jumps up and rushes towards him. Sam in the mean time, gets in a fist fight with Terry and is able to subdue him while making a run for Jason and Andy. Bill is in no position to fight Maryann. She vibrates and chants and wills herself to be powerful. "I will destroy you, night walker and you will no longer bother me anymore!" She lifts her hands and they transform into claws. She lunges for Bill but just then...
The Queen and Eric fly in. Eric commands Lafayette to release Sookie and in this moment, Lafayette, snaps out of it. *grabbing his eyes and starting to cry* "Sookie, what have I done?" *not paying attention to Lafayette* Sookie screams for Bill but trips and falls to the ground.
Eric spins around and turns his attention to Maryann, just then the Queen jumps on Maryann and rips her head off. *holding the head in one hand and pulling her dress down with the other* She whispers to the head "I have given you what you so desire my love. It is over." and throws the head into the bon fire. She then turns to Eric. "You owe me a new dress. Do not forget what I have asked." and flies off into the dark.
With Maryann dead, everybody starts to recover from their ordeal. Is it then that Eggs realizes what has been going on and takes the WTF egg and throws it out the second story window. We are left to wonder what the egg was and what demon or thing would have come out of it.
The next few days go by....
Eric is with Sookie and Bill at Fangtasia. Bill explains to Sookie that he must leave. The Queen has asked for him. *pleading with tears in her eyes* "Why! Let me talk to her. What does she want with you. Eric, you fucking traitor. How could you give Bill to her." She slaps Eric across the face but he is unphased. Pam lurches as a reaction. *crouched and ready to kill Sookie* She whispers "Bitch"
Bill, promises to Sookie that he will return when the Queen releases him. He glowers at Eric and walks out the door. Sookie in tears, screams! Eric orders Pam to take Sookie back so that she can calm down. Pam obliges and Sookie is dragged off screaming. Eric whispers "I did this to save you Sookie. Everything I do is for you." *he sighs and a bloody tear drops from his eyes*
The last scene is the Queen smiling at Bill. "Welcome to your new home." The Queen says. Bill looking stunned and confused, says "My NEW? home." Cut to credits....
